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Kandy aka Juniper Worshipper
@kandyelmo.blacksky.app
1998 | They/She | 🔞

Certified MILF Magnet

Links: https://linkat.blue/kandyelmo.blacksky.app

PFP by @lemonlagomorph.bsky.social

💞 @fivehues.bsky.social 💞
💞 @lemmaeof.gay 💞
💞 @moxpunk.bsky.social 💞

CONTACT: kandyelmo@proton.me / kandyelmo.98
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WELP, this isn't great news to wake up to...

PayPal's scheduling fucked me over yet again and made the NSF fees hot harder then last time.

This is super urgent, any help @ ko-fi.com/kandyelmo is appreciated right now, please and thank you 😭😭😭😭

💕💸🏳️‍⚧️
The way that people following me cuz of this post is devastating to take in.

This might make me worse LMAO
I wanna start something, hold on...

*ahem*

LOTR fans are the Swifites of the nerd world.
November 14, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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PASSENGERPRINCESS <3 our first album out now :•}

4kcarpet.com
November 14, 2025 at 5:12 AM
ONCE AGAIN:

UN-FOLLOW ME NOW, THIS IS GONNA BE THE ONLY THING I POST ABOUT FOR THE NEXT WEEK. IVE WANTED THIS FOR YEARS FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK.

4kcarpet.bandcamp.com/album/passen...
November 14, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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YOU CAN'T EVEN CALL HOT WOMEN MOMMY ANYMORE

I'D CALL THIS THE CENTURY OF HUMILIATION BUT I FEAR IT'D GET FLAGGED AS A TOS VIOLATION
Are you kidding me @pornhub.com
November 14, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I learned @pckt.blog was a thing a bit ago.

I love having more spaces to yap in so I made a blog there cuz why not lmao

pckt.blog/b/kandyelmo/...
Hey Hi! - KandyElmo: The Blog
I learned that this was a thing a bit ago, and this seems really cool. I'm super excited to see where this is going to go. Not sure if I'm going to be yappin...
pckt.blog
November 14, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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Always thinking of you, ya freaks
November 13, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I don't like the energy we made in the studio today...
November 13, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Now, would it be a good time to mention that I never saw the whole thing before...?
November 13, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I wanna start something, hold on...

*ahem*

LOTR fans are the Swifites of the nerd world.
November 13, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Don't yearn for women who are countries away!

Go for the ones that are only states/provinces away!

This will surely not hurt even harder when yearning!
November 13, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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I went to a t4t social gathering yesterday at some pub. I met this really cool girl I was yapping with about a whole bunch of things.

As she was about to leave, she revealed that I actually met her before on Lex and I remembered that we've been texting each other for weeks...
November 10, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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Being in a polycule must be the wildest way to confirm that you do in fact have a type
December 16, 2024 at 12:54 AM
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Thank you all so much for your support 💛💛💛 our petition demanding the company reinstate us and reverse our illegal terminations is now live! show your support at the link below

actionnetwork.org/petitions/te...
November 9, 2025 at 3:13 PM
There's more to this world than "Cool Rush", sisters, I promise...
November 13, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I'm going to be honest, this was inevitable.

It's kind of hard to be upset about it when moves like this have been in the playbook for a long while in the app/software/tech industry.

It just hurts a little bit more knowing that they're basically switching up on a marginalized demographic.
Lex Team: We're making a new app!

The app: *The exact same thing, but it's not centered around the queer community, with AI thrown in the mix*

Oh the owners/execs are tired of the fags, holy shit
November 13, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Lex Team: We're making a new app!

The app: *The exact same thing, but it's not centered around the queer community, with AI thrown in the mix*

Oh the owners/execs are tired of the fags, holy shit
November 13, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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Balatro stickers of strong joker synergies 🃏 🔥
October 18, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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pokémon poster made with blender and csp 🧡
August 30, 2024 at 3:45 PM
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my experience trying to get people to read umineko since completing it
November 12, 2025 at 11:52 PM
It's humbling to remind myself that my license to judge people having a prime subscription solely for Hazbin Hotel got revoked the moment I mooched off my family's subscription for THIS.

Everything's off the table at that point.
November 13, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 9:36 AM
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- Full of niche communities
- Rules change on a whim
- Run by a bunch of perpetual 13 year olds who throw public tantrums and go on retaliatory banning sprees when questioned

Close enough. Welcome back, forums
November 13, 2025 at 1:08 PM