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"Trump’s furious because as a Bishop, Budde can move as far as she wants diagonally, but as a Russian pawn he can only move one square at a time."
- Steve Blair
- Steve Blair
January 25, 2025 at 2:57 AM
"Trump’s furious because as a Bishop, Budde can move as far as she wants diagonally, but as a Russian pawn he can only move one square at a time."
- Steve Blair
- Steve Blair
and so the ADL turns out to be a pack of fucking kapos
can't say that I'm as surprised as I wish I was
can't say that I'm as surprised as I wish I was
January 21, 2025 at 1:49 AM
and so the ADL turns out to be a pack of fucking kapos
can't say that I'm as surprised as I wish I was
can't say that I'm as surprised as I wish I was
"obviously" heh
these guys' mascot should be a used condom with a hole in it
these guys' mascot should be a used condom with a hole in it
Vance says Jan. 6 participants who committed violence 'obviously' shouldn't be pardoned
Vice President-elect JD Vance says people responsible for the violence during the Capitol riot “obviously” should not be pardoned.
apnews.com
January 14, 2025 at 2:21 AM
"obviously" heh
these guys' mascot should be a used condom with a hole in it
these guys' mascot should be a used condom with a hole in it
can't decide if Musk's provision of Cybertrucks to Altadena firefighters is intended as pr to offset his asinine lies and bullshit about the firefighting effort or to further impede and sabotage that effort, by saddling them with Cybertrucks
January 14, 2025 at 2:20 AM
can't decide if Musk's provision of Cybertrucks to Altadena firefighters is intended as pr to offset his asinine lies and bullshit about the firefighting effort or to further impede and sabotage that effort, by saddling them with Cybertrucks
"Anyway, how are -you- doing?"
January 14, 2025 at 2:20 AM
"Anyway, how are -you- doing?"
pfft look at that young punk, he's not going to amount to anything
January 14, 2025 at 2:18 AM
pfft look at that young punk, he's not going to amount to anything
Mel Gibson's $15 million mansion burned down while he was hanging out with Joe Rogan decrying talk of climate change as liberal/Democratic/commie/Jewish foolery and nonsense
if someone wrote it in a story it would be dismissed as too perfect
if someone wrote it in a story it would be dismissed as too perfect
January 12, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Mel Gibson's $15 million mansion burned down while he was hanging out with Joe Rogan decrying talk of climate change as liberal/Democratic/commie/Jewish foolery and nonsense
if someone wrote it in a story it would be dismissed as too perfect
if someone wrote it in a story it would be dismissed as too perfect
Mark Zuckerberg, businesses need more "masculine energy"
mmm-hmm nothing says "masculine" like rolling on your back and submissively urinating all over yourself
mmm-hmm nothing says "masculine" like rolling on your back and submissively urinating all over yourself
January 12, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Mark Zuckerberg, businesses need more "masculine energy"
mmm-hmm nothing says "masculine" like rolling on your back and submissively urinating all over yourself
mmm-hmm nothing says "masculine" like rolling on your back and submissively urinating all over yourself
fwiw the house smells nice
like incense
like incense
January 12, 2025 at 10:29 PM
fwiw the house smells nice
like incense
like incense
it's weird to reflect upon 'Citizen Cohn' and realize that James Woods believed that he was playing a hero
January 12, 2025 at 3:50 PM
it's weird to reflect upon 'Citizen Cohn' and realize that James Woods believed that he was playing a hero
Peter Yarrow was most famous for 'Puff the Magic Dragon' and 'Lemon Tree' but I'm most grateful for 'Well, Well, Well' and 'The King of Names'
R.I.P.
R.I.P.
January 12, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Peter Yarrow was most famous for 'Puff the Magic Dragon' and 'Lemon Tree' but I'm most grateful for 'Well, Well, Well' and 'The King of Names'
R.I.P.
R.I.P.
"The real looting in L.A. starts when private equity buys up entire devastated neighborhoods."
- robotorotondo
- robotorotondo
January 12, 2025 at 12:36 AM
"The real looting in L.A. starts when private equity buys up entire devastated neighborhoods."
- robotorotondo
- robotorotondo
"If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive...eventually they would start finding me attractive."
- Ponyboy Curtis
- Ponyboy Curtis
January 11, 2025 at 5:20 PM
"If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive...eventually they would start finding me attractive."
- Ponyboy Curtis
- Ponyboy Curtis
it is said that one should speak only good, of the dead
Anita Bryant is dead
good
Anita Bryant is dead
good
January 10, 2025 at 4:30 PM
it is said that one should speak only good, of the dead
Anita Bryant is dead
good
Anita Bryant is dead
good
"If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive...eventually they would start finding me attractive."
- Ponyboy Curtis
- Ponyboy Curtis
January 10, 2025 at 4:29 PM
"If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive...eventually they would start finding me attractive."
- Ponyboy Curtis
- Ponyboy Curtis
there are two CL-415 "Super Scooper" firefighting aircraft available in SoCal and some selfish narcissistic drone-flying fuckwit just caused a midair collision that damaged and grounded one of them
nice going, asshole
nice going, asshole
January 10, 2025 at 10:17 AM
there are two CL-415 "Super Scooper" firefighting aircraft available in SoCal and some selfish narcissistic drone-flying fuckwit just caused a midair collision that damaged and grounded one of them
nice going, asshole
nice going, asshole
in case you're wondering about the AQ this morning
January 8, 2025 at 4:54 PM
in case you're wondering about the AQ this morning
so when we see vampires not-reflected in mirrors, why don't their -clothes- reflect?
does vampirism create a no-reflection field around their body, that encompasses the clothes?
or do vampires wear vampiric clothing that must periodically feed upon normal clothes, in order to sustain itself
does vampirism create a no-reflection field around their body, that encompasses the clothes?
or do vampires wear vampiric clothing that must periodically feed upon normal clothes, in order to sustain itself
January 8, 2025 at 9:34 AM
so when we see vampires not-reflected in mirrors, why don't their -clothes- reflect?
does vampirism create a no-reflection field around their body, that encompasses the clothes?
or do vampires wear vampiric clothing that must periodically feed upon normal clothes, in order to sustain itself
does vampirism create a no-reflection field around their body, that encompasses the clothes?
or do vampires wear vampiric clothing that must periodically feed upon normal clothes, in order to sustain itself
maybe they can send some LAPD officers to -arrest- the fires
January 8, 2025 at 9:32 AM
maybe they can send some LAPD officers to -arrest- the fires
it took a while but I finally pinned down what bothers me about depictions of vampires with big thick luxuriant mustaches
all the time they must spend cleaning blood out of 'em
all the time they must spend cleaning blood out of 'em
January 8, 2025 at 7:23 AM
it took a while but I finally pinned down what bothers me about depictions of vampires with big thick luxuriant mustaches
all the time they must spend cleaning blood out of 'em
all the time they must spend cleaning blood out of 'em
Palisades Fire, Santa Monica included for scale
January 8, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Palisades Fire, Santa Monica included for scale
"The Olsen twins look like one of them knows how you die and the other knows when you die."
January 8, 2025 at 2:22 AM
"The Olsen twins look like one of them knows how you die and the other knows when you die."
"Scientists Discover Evidence of Adam and Eve!"
"Scientists Discover Evidence of the Exodus From Egypt!"
it's weird, the way in which religious believers generally contemptuous of scientists appear so hungry for headlines suggesting that scientists are offering support for their beliefs
"Scientists Discover Evidence of the Exodus From Egypt!"
it's weird, the way in which religious believers generally contemptuous of scientists appear so hungry for headlines suggesting that scientists are offering support for their beliefs
January 8, 2025 at 2:21 AM
"Scientists Discover Evidence of Adam and Eve!"
"Scientists Discover Evidence of the Exodus From Egypt!"
it's weird, the way in which religious believers generally contemptuous of scientists appear so hungry for headlines suggesting that scientists are offering support for their beliefs
"Scientists Discover Evidence of the Exodus From Egypt!"
it's weird, the way in which religious believers generally contemptuous of scientists appear so hungry for headlines suggesting that scientists are offering support for their beliefs
"We need to simplify this. No fire or explosives. I feel like I shouldn't have to say that."
"Then don't."
"Then don't."
January 7, 2025 at 11:15 PM
"We need to simplify this. No fire or explosives. I feel like I shouldn't have to say that."
"Then don't."
"Then don't."
for the benefit of people who think that "the other half" are the people who don’t have reserved seating set aside for them, at screenings
Reality Bites: Gen X Executives Seek Career Pivots as Industry Layoffs Hit Hard
Industry executives of a certain age seek career pivots as waves of layoffs hit Gen Xers hard.
variety.com
December 15, 2024 at 7:32 PM
for the benefit of people who think that "the other half" are the people who don’t have reserved seating set aside for them, at screenings