@kalliejupiter.bsky.social
Artist. Writer. Weirdo. Constant disappointment to my parents.
I randomly lost my ability to read fine print this year. Like, I knew it was going to happe, just not like this. Not with me, reminding my dad (who has ever worsening memory issues) that the reason we are at Costco is so that I can get a pair of progressive lens glasses on his membership.
November 12, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I randomly lost my ability to read fine print this year. Like, I knew it was going to happe, just not like this. Not with me, reminding my dad (who has ever worsening memory issues) that the reason we are at Costco is so that I can get a pair of progressive lens glasses on his membership.
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"The current trajectory of generative AI reflects the priorities of firms seeking to lower costs, discipline workers, and consolidate profits — not any drive to enhance human flourishing."
Is the AI Bubble About to Burst? | Verso Books
In the years since Automation and the Future of Work first appeared, a new wave of technological enthusiasm has swept across the popular imagination. The catalyst this time has been the rapid advances in generative artificial intelligence, spearheaded by companies like OpenAI, Google DeepMind, and Meta. Once again, a c
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June 10, 2025 at 7:47 AM
"The current trajectory of generative AI reflects the priorities of firms seeking to lower costs, discipline workers, and consolidate profits — not any drive to enhance human flourishing."
I wish Song vs Song would do an episode comparing Deftones’ “Be Quiet & Drive (Far Away)” & “Send the Pain Below” by Chevelle. Some people might think it’s the same break-up song & give Deftones the win just for being first, but that’s not why they deserve the win…
June 7, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I wish Song vs Song would do an episode comparing Deftones’ “Be Quiet & Drive (Far Away)” & “Send the Pain Below” by Chevelle. Some people might think it’s the same break-up song & give Deftones the win just for being first, but that’s not why they deserve the win…
I can’t take credit for this, but it’s too good:
Since Musk is here on an expired student visa & Trump is apparently in the Epstein files, it’s basically Alien vs Predator
Since Musk is here on an expired student visa & Trump is apparently in the Epstein files, it’s basically Alien vs Predator
June 6, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I can’t take credit for this, but it’s too good:
Since Musk is here on an expired student visa & Trump is apparently in the Epstein files, it’s basically Alien vs Predator
Since Musk is here on an expired student visa & Trump is apparently in the Epstein files, it’s basically Alien vs Predator
I wonder if generative AI booster realize how obvious it is that they’ve never actually done a thing when they argue for generative AI.
It’s very tedious to argue with them because their concept of what the think they want AI to do for them is so abstract that it’s not worth trying to talk to them
It’s very tedious to argue with them because their concept of what the think they want AI to do for them is so abstract that it’s not worth trying to talk to them
June 3, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I wonder if generative AI booster realize how obvious it is that they’ve never actually done a thing when they argue for generative AI.
It’s very tedious to argue with them because their concept of what the think they want AI to do for them is so abstract that it’s not worth trying to talk to them
It’s very tedious to argue with them because their concept of what the think they want AI to do for them is so abstract that it’s not worth trying to talk to them
The entire cast of Disney’s version of Winnie the Pooh could be substituted for the entire cast of Thee Big Lebowski, & the movie would work. I call the project “The Pooh Abides”
A 🧵 to prove my point:
A 🧵 to prove my point:
June 1, 2025 at 3:25 PM
The entire cast of Disney’s version of Winnie the Pooh could be substituted for the entire cast of Thee Big Lebowski, & the movie would work. I call the project “The Pooh Abides”
A 🧵 to prove my point:
A 🧵 to prove my point:
Deftones haters make no sense to me because I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t want to surround themselves with hot goth Latinas. 🚩 maiden-less behavior
April 6, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Deftones haters make no sense to me because I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t want to surround themselves with hot goth Latinas. 🚩 maiden-less behavior
The Drake lawsuit, but Drake having to listen to some white shoe lawyer that sounds exactly like Foghorn Leghorn recite bars from “”Not Like Us”
March 18, 2025 at 2:06 AM
The Drake lawsuit, but Drake having to listen to some white shoe lawyer that sounds exactly like Foghorn Leghorn recite bars from “”Not Like Us”
1/2…I honestly don’t mind arguing with conservatives & reactionaries online, just not without a reasonable level of site moderation & fact checking. There is a part of me that is concerned that Bluesky is a bit of an echo-chamber, but so many conservatives have gone so reactionary…
February 28, 2025 at 9:18 PM
1/2…I honestly don’t mind arguing with conservatives & reactionaries online, just not without a reasonable level of site moderation & fact checking. There is a part of me that is concerned that Bluesky is a bit of an echo-chamber, but so many conservatives have gone so reactionary…
Explaining the BTK killer to a friend, only they misheard me as saying “BTS killer,” which is hilarious, but also an excellent story prompt
February 28, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Explaining the BTK killer to a friend, only they misheard me as saying “BTS killer,” which is hilarious, but also an excellent story prompt
There some funny TikTok discourse about British food right now. It’s funny because I’ve always maintained that (at least in the US), food is the one thing people can’t say was ruined by millennials (broadly speaking, we elevated food & food culture), so picking a fight with them over this subject…
February 22, 2025 at 2:51 PM
There some funny TikTok discourse about British food right now. It’s funny because I’ve always maintained that (at least in the US), food is the one thing people can’t say was ruined by millennials (broadly speaking, we elevated food & food culture), so picking a fight with them over this subject…
Re-watching “Elementary” is WILD. I can’t stop myself from hysterically giggling every time Jonny Lee Miller has to solve a case involving a hacker collective or when his character talks about recovering from a heroin addiction.
It’s not his fault—I just watched to many movies as a teen in th 90s
It’s not his fault—I just watched to many movies as a teen in th 90s
February 17, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Re-watching “Elementary” is WILD. I can’t stop myself from hysterically giggling every time Jonny Lee Miller has to solve a case involving a hacker collective or when his character talks about recovering from a heroin addiction.
It’s not his fault—I just watched to many movies as a teen in th 90s
It’s not his fault—I just watched to many movies as a teen in th 90s
I would post about serious things if I didn’t spend all my energy in a constant state of disassociation just to get through the day
February 16, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I would post about serious things if I didn’t spend all my energy in a constant state of disassociation just to get through the day
I’ve never wanted something to happen so badly as I want Pete Davison to start dating Kanye’s newly divorced ex wife
February 16, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I’ve never wanted something to happen so badly as I want Pete Davison to start dating Kanye’s newly divorced ex wife
I’m so internet-brained now that I want a singing fish thingie, but instead of a fish it’s a sunflower & it’s singing “One Last Breath” & I can’t FATHOM why this is a thing that doesn’t already exist
January 29, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I’m so internet-brained now that I want a singing fish thingie, but instead of a fish it’s a sunflower & it’s singing “One Last Breath” & I can’t FATHOM why this is a thing that doesn’t already exist
I thought my outfit looked cute, but my partner told me I looked like a Victorian woman who sold orphans to thieves.
I told him he was short enough that if I ground his bones to bake into meat pies, my clients wouldn’t tell the difference
I told him he was short enough that if I ground his bones to bake into meat pies, my clients wouldn’t tell the difference
January 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I thought my outfit looked cute, but my partner told me I looked like a Victorian woman who sold orphans to thieves.
I told him he was short enough that if I ground his bones to bake into meat pies, my clients wouldn’t tell the difference
I told him he was short enough that if I ground his bones to bake into meat pies, my clients wouldn’t tell the difference
Still find it unfathomable that no one has come up with a magic/wizard wand per laser pointer toy. I have been reduced to individually messaging Etsy sellers to see if they’ll sell me the casing of their light up wands to convert, which is a little to close to (GASP!) making one myself…
January 25, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Still find it unfathomable that no one has come up with a magic/wizard wand per laser pointer toy. I have been reduced to individually messaging Etsy sellers to see if they’ll sell me the casing of their light up wands to convert, which is a little to close to (GASP!) making one myself…
1/…I find constant handwringing & calls to be nicer to or have empathy for the “other side” (maga, conservatives, evangelicals, the lonely men that are apparently in an epidemic, et al) disingenuous & really fucking annoying…
January 19, 2025 at 10:32 PM
1/…I find constant handwringing & calls to be nicer to or have empathy for the “other side” (maga, conservatives, evangelicals, the lonely men that are apparently in an epidemic, et al) disingenuous & really fucking annoying…
1/2…One of my favorite things about David Lynch, the person, is how aggressively—even disconcertingly—normal he seemed. (In the sense that he seemed decent, kind, watched trashy television, & liked eating hamburgers).
January 19, 2025 at 12:53 PM
1/2…One of my favorite things about David Lynch, the person, is how aggressively—even disconcertingly—normal he seemed. (In the sense that he seemed decent, kind, watched trashy television, & liked eating hamburgers).
I shouldn’t take so much pleasure in telling people who post about their term paper “Barbara Krueger Vreated the First Memes” that this is a) not even remotely true, & b) they should look up the actual definition of the word “meme” the night before their paper is due
January 19, 2025 at 12:41 PM
I shouldn’t take so much pleasure in telling people who post about their term paper “Barbara Krueger Vreated the First Memes” that this is a) not even remotely true, & b) they should look up the actual definition of the word “meme” the night before their paper is due
I hate the fact that it takes me a cycle of about three back & forth replies to realize that the person I’m arguing with online just doesn’t know what words mean
January 16, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I hate the fact that it takes me a cycle of about three back & forth replies to realize that the person I’m arguing with online just doesn’t know what words mean
For some reason, I seem to be amassing a small following of atheists? I mean, it’s totally fine—I’m an atheist. It’s not something I really advertise, but it’s not a secret. I just feel as if they’ll be disappointed when I start posting about astrology*
*(everyone needs a hobby, it’s one of mine 🤷🏾♀️)
*(everyone needs a hobby, it’s one of mine 🤷🏾♀️)
January 14, 2025 at 11:37 PM
For some reason, I seem to be amassing a small following of atheists? I mean, it’s totally fine—I’m an atheist. It’s not something I really advertise, but it’s not a secret. I just feel as if they’ll be disappointed when I start posting about astrology*
*(everyone needs a hobby, it’s one of mine 🤷🏾♀️)
*(everyone needs a hobby, it’s one of mine 🤷🏾♀️)
A 🧵 on math heuristics.
1) I often describe myself as “not good at math,” which I’m pretty sure upsets the girl-boss feminist cause of encouraging girls to enlist in the (F/ST)EM-bot army that will fix Silicone Valley, but here’s the thing:
I don’t think I’m actually bad at math…
1) I often describe myself as “not good at math,” which I’m pretty sure upsets the girl-boss feminist cause of encouraging girls to enlist in the (F/ST)EM-bot army that will fix Silicone Valley, but here’s the thing:
I don’t think I’m actually bad at math…
January 14, 2025 at 5:30 PM
A 🧵 on math heuristics.
1) I often describe myself as “not good at math,” which I’m pretty sure upsets the girl-boss feminist cause of encouraging girls to enlist in the (F/ST)EM-bot army that will fix Silicone Valley, but here’s the thing:
I don’t think I’m actually bad at math…
1) I often describe myself as “not good at math,” which I’m pretty sure upsets the girl-boss feminist cause of encouraging girls to enlist in the (F/ST)EM-bot army that will fix Silicone Valley, but here’s the thing:
I don’t think I’m actually bad at math…
Dogsitting my parents doodle, who desperately wants to be friends with cats, but none will have him b/c he’s so fucking weird about it. My kitten doesn’t care. Watching them together is like watching an iincel try to successfully navigate a date
Like, you’re making this weird, dude, just be normal
Like, you’re making this weird, dude, just be normal
January 11, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Dogsitting my parents doodle, who desperately wants to be friends with cats, but none will have him b/c he’s so fucking weird about it. My kitten doesn’t care. Watching them together is like watching an iincel try to successfully navigate a date
Like, you’re making this weird, dude, just be normal
Like, you’re making this weird, dude, just be normal
My kitten was very upset that I immediately removed her from the toilet & closed the lid. She stare wistfully at it until I distracted her with a piece of pork belly. But she watches every time I go into the bathroom. I know she’s waiting for me to forget the lid
January 8, 2025 at 9:22 PM
My kitten was very upset that I immediately removed her from the toilet & closed the lid. She stare wistfully at it until I distracted her with a piece of pork belly. But she watches every time I go into the bathroom. I know she’s waiting for me to forget the lid