Kallen Law
@kallenlaw.bsky.social
I'm just a girl standing in front of a boy she poisoned so this other boy would go to town on her.
One Battle After Another joining 2025's Girl Dad Extended Universe (Sirāt, Dry Leaf)
September 26, 2025 at 12:36 PM
One Battle After Another joining 2025's Girl Dad Extended Universe (Sirāt, Dry Leaf)
The shamelessness of these Zionist losers to call the boycott "collective punishment"
New boycott list has dropped
www.theguardian.com/film/2025/se...
www.theguardian.com/film/2025/se...
Liev Schreiber and Debra Messing among names rejecting pledge to boycott Israeli films
More than 1,200 industry figures claim the pledge is ‘a document of misinformation’ and that much of the Israeli film and TV industry are ‘often the loudest critics of government policy’
www.theguardian.com
September 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
The shamelessness of these Zionist losers to call the boycott "collective punishment"
still thinking about the guy who brought his grandma to the Nine Inch Nails show the other night
August 26, 2025 at 12:09 AM
still thinking about the guy who brought his grandma to the Nine Inch Nails show the other night
Mayim Bialik could never
Totally changed my view on Gaza when I learned that the starving kids were… also really sick
August 19, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Mayim Bialik could never
fine
BLOODY NOSE, EMPTY POCKETS
FIRST REFORMED
IN THE MOOD FOR LOVE
MAD MAX: FURY ROAD
MULHOLLAND DRIVE
NOCTURAMA
A SERIOUS MAN
SILENCE
TIME
YI YI
BLOODY NOSE, EMPTY POCKETS
FIRST REFORMED
IN THE MOOD FOR LOVE
MAD MAX: FURY ROAD
MULHOLLAND DRIVE
NOCTURAMA
A SERIOUS MAN
SILENCE
TIME
YI YI
June 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM
fine
BLOODY NOSE, EMPTY POCKETS
FIRST REFORMED
IN THE MOOD FOR LOVE
MAD MAX: FURY ROAD
MULHOLLAND DRIVE
NOCTURAMA
A SERIOUS MAN
SILENCE
TIME
YI YI
BLOODY NOSE, EMPTY POCKETS
FIRST REFORMED
IN THE MOOD FOR LOVE
MAD MAX: FURY ROAD
MULHOLLAND DRIVE
NOCTURAMA
A SERIOUS MAN
SILENCE
TIME
YI YI
The Pitt S2 - every patient is Jair Bolsonaro in a different disguise
Hmm this doesn't sound like him. www.reuters.com/world/americ...
Former Brazil President Bolsonaro hospitalized with abdominal pain
Former President Jair Bolsonaro was hospitalized on Friday in northeast Brazil with abdominal pain, breaking off a regional tour aimed at drumming up political support as he prepares for a trial before the Supreme Court.
www.reuters.com
April 11, 2025 at 5:47 PM
The Pitt S2 - every patient is Jair Bolsonaro in a different disguise
getting concerned my mom hasn't texted me yet about whether this year's Best Picture winner is any good, I even have an answer ready ("I hear Flow is pretty good")
March 3, 2025 at 5:47 PM
getting concerned my mom hasn't texted me yet about whether this year's Best Picture winner is any good, I even have an answer ready ("I hear Flow is pretty good")
No Other Land for the second time tonight. the scenes of Palestinian kids playing around really underscore how lazy and crass it is when people use "joy is an act of resistance" (the new "self-care" btw) to justify going to Boiler Room or whatever
February 8, 2025 at 4:36 AM
No Other Land for the second time tonight. the scenes of Palestinian kids playing around really underscore how lazy and crass it is when people use "joy is an act of resistance" (the new "self-care" btw) to justify going to Boiler Room or whatever
giving three shits what Whitney Cummings has to say about anything is a sign that the holidays have gone on for too long, y'all are far too bored, everyone back to work/school/whatever
January 2, 2025 at 1:37 AM
giving three shits what Whitney Cummings has to say about anything is a sign that the holidays have gone on for too long, y'all are far too bored, everyone back to work/school/whatever
It's me, I'm the one who invited Defiant Brooklyn Dad to Bluesky
November 22, 2023 at 10:46 PM
It's me, I'm the one who invited Defiant Brooklyn Dad to Bluesky
Finally got a Bluesky invite code from when I signed up five months ago
November 20, 2023 at 3:29 PM
Finally got a Bluesky invite code from when I signed up five months ago
KILLERS OF THE FLOWER MOON: don't remember the entire theatre gasping like that (for, in this case, the ending) since maybe Caché in 2005
October 20, 2023 at 1:14 PM
KILLERS OF THE FLOWER MOON: don't remember the entire theatre gasping like that (for, in this case, the ending) since maybe Caché in 2005
It would be funny if Israel’s Gigi Hadid intimidation campaign Streisand-effects their war crimes into the consciousness of otherwise-apolitical Instagrammers
October 16, 2023 at 6:53 PM
It would be funny if Israel’s Gigi Hadid intimidation campaign Streisand-effects their war crimes into the consciousness of otherwise-apolitical Instagrammers
It’s me, I’m the one who invited Ana Mardoll to Bluesky
September 2, 2023 at 12:47 AM
It’s me, I’m the one who invited Ana Mardoll to Bluesky
A Gen Z-er in the office is trying to get me into Eric Clapton, filing a HR complaint
August 23, 2023 at 5:14 PM
A Gen Z-er in the office is trying to get me into Eric Clapton, filing a HR complaint
First concert: Modest Mouse
Last: Beyoncé
Best: Tie between Stevie Wonder/Constantines/Leonard Cohen/Prince/more I can't think of at the moment
Worst: Ariel Pink
Most: Constantines
Loudest: Boredoms
Surprising: Rosalía
Next: Slowdive
Wish: Vespertine-era Björk
Last: Beyoncé
Best: Tie between Stevie Wonder/Constantines/Leonard Cohen/Prince/more I can't think of at the moment
Worst: Ariel Pink
Most: Constantines
Loudest: Boredoms
Surprising: Rosalía
Next: Slowdive
Wish: Vespertine-era Björk
First concert: Mötley Crüe and Warrant @ Nassau Coliseum, 1989
Last: Morgan Wallen @ Fenway last Weds
Best: Way too many
Worst: Meghan Trainor 🥴
Most: Miguel, Speedy Ortiz ❤️
Loudest: Lhasa Cement Plant @ Terrastock ‘97
Surprising: hmm
Next: Peso Pluma @ Pavilion on Sun
Wish: Kelly Clarkson in Vegas
Last: Morgan Wallen @ Fenway last Weds
Best: Way too many
Worst: Meghan Trainor 🥴
Most: Miguel, Speedy Ortiz ❤️
Loudest: Lhasa Cement Plant @ Terrastock ‘97
Surprising: hmm
Next: Peso Pluma @ Pavilion on Sun
Wish: Kelly Clarkson in Vegas
First concert: Garth at the Pyramid in 1992
Last: My Morning Jacket
Best: can't pick
Worst: Walked out of a Pumpkins show in 2008
Most: DBT or JI400
Loudest: Metallica or Mastodon
Surprising: Ariana Grande I guess?
Next: Beyonce (maybe Death Cab/Postal first)
Wish: Still active? Swift looks fun
Last: My Morning Jacket
Best: can't pick
Worst: Walked out of a Pumpkins show in 2008
Most: DBT or JI400
Loudest: Metallica or Mastodon
Surprising: Ariana Grande I guess?
Next: Beyonce (maybe Death Cab/Postal first)
Wish: Still active? Swift looks fun
August 23, 2023 at 5:11 PM
First concert: Modest Mouse
Last: Beyoncé
Best: Tie between Stevie Wonder/Constantines/Leonard Cohen/Prince/more I can't think of at the moment
Worst: Ariel Pink
Most: Constantines
Loudest: Boredoms
Surprising: Rosalía
Next: Slowdive
Wish: Vespertine-era Björk
Last: Beyoncé
Best: Tie between Stevie Wonder/Constantines/Leonard Cohen/Prince/more I can't think of at the moment
Worst: Ariel Pink
Most: Constantines
Loudest: Boredoms
Surprising: Rosalía
Next: Slowdive
Wish: Vespertine-era Björk
Watching a 30 Rock episode that has Christopher Nolan and Taylor Swift jokes
August 15, 2023 at 2:55 AM
Watching a 30 Rock episode that has Christopher Nolan and Taylor Swift jokes
I’ve sat on this for more than a week but I’m ready to declare Afire as Petzold’s best, history will vindicate me on this I promise
July 24, 2023 at 11:56 PM
I’ve sat on this for more than a week but I’m ready to declare Afire as Petzold’s best, history will vindicate me on this I promise
It’s probably easier said than done to scale this thing but Bluesky’s inability to seize the opportunity and land the death blow against Twitter when they’re given an opportunity like once every two weeks at this point has gone from puzzling to sad to just plain funny at this point
July 24, 2023 at 8:13 PM
It’s probably easier said than done to scale this thing but Bluesky’s inability to seize the opportunity and land the death blow against Twitter when they’re given an opportunity like once every two weeks at this point has gone from puzzling to sad to just plain funny at this point
With the release of Oppenheimer, another opportunity to annoy everyone by pronouncing “biopic” like “myopic”
July 19, 2023 at 5:13 PM
With the release of Oppenheimer, another opportunity to annoy everyone by pronouncing “biopic” like “myopic”
The rich Hollywood execs need to resolve this strike soon or else Margot Robbie might never again give a half-assed variation on “the Barbie movie is actually about self-acceptance”
July 13, 2023 at 11:23 PM
The rich Hollywood execs need to resolve this strike soon or else Margot Robbie might never again give a half-assed variation on “the Barbie movie is actually about self-acceptance”
Beyoncé show review: so good I don’t even mind that the visuals (which are stunning) quote Jim Morrison at one point
July 9, 2023 at 4:24 AM
Beyoncé show review: so good I don’t even mind that the visuals (which are stunning) quote Jim Morrison at one point
Meanwhile, on Twitter, my newest follower:
July 6, 2023 at 1:00 AM
Meanwhile, on Twitter, my newest follower:
Threads is off to a great start
July 5, 2023 at 11:33 PM
Threads is off to a great start
Eagerly awaiting the first brand to arrive on here so we can all skeet at them
July 4, 2023 at 11:49 PM
Eagerly awaiting the first brand to arrive on here so we can all skeet at them