kali
@kali-ber.bsky.social
writer, artist, tech support • horseless horse girl • anti-capitalist, socialist, queer • into politics, philosophy, comedy, games, pretty and weird things • “surprisingly specific and relatable”-Crisp
“if it might all work out, then we have things to do”
“if it might all work out, then we have things to do”
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kali
@kali-ber.bsky.social
· Nov 25
mr beast actually counts as the corporation-type of human animal and that falls into a different hunting category, permit-wise
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I’ll weaponize anything. Language just happens to be free
August 19, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I’ll weaponize anything. Language just happens to be free
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My new favorite thing at the coast: Letting Google attempt to translate the beach plants into English.
August 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
My new favorite thing at the coast: Letting Google attempt to translate the beach plants into English.
just had to lick about 50 envelopes today and i’m not convinced that shit is safe in large quantities
August 8, 2025 at 7:34 PM
just had to lick about 50 envelopes today and i’m not convinced that shit is safe in large quantities
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What I lack in technique I make up for in bumbling
July 24, 2025 at 12:36 PM
What I lack in technique I make up for in bumbling
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Minnesota Supreme Court sides with Unicorn Riot in the media organization's fight to protect newsgathering materials from a major oil company looking to use the files to further suppress Indigenous-led opposition to pipeline projects
BREAKING: Today the Minnesota Supreme Court ruled to deny attempts by Energy Transfer, the oil giant behind the Dakota Access Pipeline, to force Unicorn Riot to turn over internal documents from our reporting on the historic, Indigenous-led #NoDAPL movement:
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Minnesota Supreme Court Rules on Unicorn Riot DAPL Subpoena - UNICORN RIOT
St Paul, MN — Unicorn Riot’s long legal battle in Minnesota to protect newsgathering materials from attorneys working for Energy Transfer reached yet another phase: The Minnesota Supreme Court release...
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July 18, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Minnesota Supreme Court sides with Unicorn Riot in the media organization's fight to protect newsgathering materials from a major oil company looking to use the files to further suppress Indigenous-led opposition to pipeline projects
something in me gets so primal-y excited about large amounts of powdered soup stock
July 16, 2025 at 10:03 PM
something in me gets so primal-y excited about large amounts of powdered soup stock
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i love green onions more than the next guy
charred green onions are the epitome of flavor excellence. I would walk a thousand miles across burning coals for a single skewerful of just charred green onions
charred green onions are the epitome of flavor excellence. I would walk a thousand miles across burning coals for a single skewerful of just charred green onions
July 15, 2025 at 5:38 AM
i love green onions more than the next guy
charred green onions are the epitome of flavor excellence. I would walk a thousand miles across burning coals for a single skewerful of just charred green onions
charred green onions are the epitome of flavor excellence. I would walk a thousand miles across burning coals for a single skewerful of just charred green onions
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finally!! i’ve been fruitlessly searching for slime music for decades..
The Slime Machine full theme is now available on YouTube, in case any of you get into a slime-related horror scenario and need slime music
The Slime Machine Theme - Mix & Mush
YouTube video by Mix and Mush
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July 14, 2025 at 10:51 PM
finally!! i’ve been fruitlessly searching for slime music for decades..
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If God wanted us to be modest, why is the easiest way to cool off lying on the couch while spreading your legs as far apart as possible
July 14, 2025 at 7:27 PM
If God wanted us to be modest, why is the easiest way to cool off lying on the couch while spreading your legs as far apart as possible
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some of you shouldn't think through the big issues without a spotter
June 16, 2025 at 3:11 PM
some of you shouldn't think through the big issues without a spotter
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Sonic the Hedgehog is better than Halo.
July 14, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Sonic the Hedgehog is better than Halo.
i came here to request a “tired and unsettled” emoji, to propose a cross between two to three existing ones
however i came across this new exceptionally desolate one which captures what I wanted: “my alcoholic mother-in-law has driven us to drink on this day”
however i came across this new exceptionally desolate one which captures what I wanted: “my alcoholic mother-in-law has driven us to drink on this day”
July 14, 2025 at 3:37 AM
i came here to request a “tired and unsettled” emoji, to propose a cross between two to three existing ones
however i came across this new exceptionally desolate one which captures what I wanted: “my alcoholic mother-in-law has driven us to drink on this day”
however i came across this new exceptionally desolate one which captures what I wanted: “my alcoholic mother-in-law has driven us to drink on this day”
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Dwarf Fortress, Caves of Qud, Crusader Kings, The Sims, and Rimworld all have patch notes like this and I would like to coin a genre grouping that encompasses them all
July 12, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Dwarf Fortress, Caves of Qud, Crusader Kings, The Sims, and Rimworld all have patch notes like this and I would like to coin a genre grouping that encompasses them all
straight up? the live 9/11 newscast but that could be a hallucinated memory
July 12, 2025 at 5:07 AM
straight up? the live 9/11 newscast but that could be a hallucinated memory
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superman? i’d take the soup every time no question
July 12, 2025 at 3:36 AM
superman? i’d take the soup every time no question
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the internet doesn't have to be a fucking warzone. it was just turned into one because your anger is more profitable than your joy
Apparently it’s weird when you don’t want to spend your whole day arguing with randoms.
July 11, 2025 at 9:26 PM
the internet doesn't have to be a fucking warzone. it was just turned into one because your anger is more profitable than your joy
sometimes you come across a piece of media that so encapsulates
July 11, 2025 at 2:37 AM
sometimes you come across a piece of media that so encapsulates
hell yeah gengar graffiti!!
July 9, 2025 at 8:39 PM
hell yeah gengar graffiti!!
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We have kimchi in America, it is called coleslaw and you make it by substituting every step in kimchi preparation with mayonnaise
July 9, 2025 at 2:16 AM
We have kimchi in America, it is called coleslaw and you make it by substituting every step in kimchi preparation with mayonnaise
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does this bitch not know what lasagna is? respect the lore, sir
July 8, 2025 at 7:05 PM
does this bitch not know what lasagna is? respect the lore, sir