- at our newly shuttered NOLA location. Until that saintly fool arrives, please sit back, relax, and enjoy the show as those remaining lease obligations drain the few measly coins we have left.

Thank you all for watching us circle the drain—we couldn’t have done it without your unwavering support!

We want to extend our sincerest gratitude for this rare and humiliating opportunity to publicly jettison our last scraps of dignity, surrender our pride, and beg like pitiful internet vagrants for anyone—truly, anyone—with pockets deep enough to take over the lease payments- con't

That’s right—thanks to our tireless incompetence, we’ve managed to shut down not just one, but both of Omen’s retail locations! Let the confetti fly as we celebrate this spectacular, self-inflicted failure!

Our beloved Goddess, in her infinite generosity, has rewarded our years of disrespect and neglect (complete with stolen offerings and a temple trashed by half-empty to-go cups) with the ultimate blessing: the complete and total downfall of my husband’s precious business and personal brand, Omen.