Kai Be
@kaitheepic.bsky.social
They/Them - 🖤💜🤍💛
I play with sound machines and record them.
My character flaw is that I willingly attempt to write progressive metal music, as if that’s a good idea.
I play with sound machines and record them.
My character flaw is that I willingly attempt to write progressive metal music, as if that’s a good idea.
The 6-7 hand gesture, but 427-1
November 18, 2025 at 7:53 PM
The 6-7 hand gesture, but 427-1
"Nobody knows what a magnet is-"
Don, I hate to break it to you, but the Insane Clown Posse knows what a magnet is. They may not know how magnets work, but they definitely know what they are.
Don, I hate to break it to you, but the Insane Clown Posse knows what a magnet is. They may not know how magnets work, but they definitely know what they are.
November 12, 2025 at 2:56 PM
"Nobody knows what a magnet is-"
Don, I hate to break it to you, but the Insane Clown Posse knows what a magnet is. They may not know how magnets work, but they definitely know what they are.
Don, I hate to break it to you, but the Insane Clown Posse knows what a magnet is. They may not know how magnets work, but they definitely know what they are.
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October 27, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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I saw Dream Theater last night, and am seeing Umphrey's McGee tonight.
What if it was spelled Umphreigh's McGuille?
What if it was spelled Umphreigh's McGuille?
October 26, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I saw Dream Theater last night, and am seeing Umphrey's McGee tonight.
What if it was spelled Umphreigh's McGuille?
What if it was spelled Umphreigh's McGuille?
U know who should be celebrating today? Steven Spielberg. That dude loves Raptors!
September 23, 2025 at 7:14 PM
U know who should be celebrating today? Steven Spielberg. That dude loves Raptors!
walking into a Magic event with a deck that's Yes Man for the commander, and it's just 99 basic plains lands
August 20, 2025 at 4:54 PM
walking into a Magic event with a deck that's Yes Man for the commander, and it's just 99 basic plains lands
The best thing about synth wave is that the best songs always sound kinda like the one part in that episode of South Park, where Cartman and the psychics are having a psychic energy battle with each other.
August 6, 2025 at 10:44 PM
The best thing about synth wave is that the best songs always sound kinda like the one part in that episode of South Park, where Cartman and the psychics are having a psychic energy battle with each other.
I was about to post "Has anybody heard from Jesse Ventura lately?" and then I realized he's probably in the Baja (six months out of the year) yelling at a sea turtle "WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME HOW I FEEL ABOUT HULK HOGAN DYING?!"
July 26, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I was about to post "Has anybody heard from Jesse Ventura lately?" and then I realized he's probably in the Baja (six months out of the year) yelling at a sea turtle "WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME HOW I FEEL ABOUT HULK HOGAN DYING?!"
I just came up with the absolute worst Star Wars hot take ever, and I'm so proud of myself
July 22, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I just came up with the absolute worst Star Wars hot take ever, and I'm so proud of myself
Opus 4: The Anthropic Project
Colossus: The Forbin Project (1970) – Full Movie (HD) | Classic Sci-Fi Thriller Reviews & Facts
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May 29, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Opus 4: The Anthropic Project
The Knicks' warmup shirts should be just a blue t-shirt with "25 YEARS" in big white letters, and a picture of Crackoon. That's basically my mindset about this Knicks-Pacers series rn.
Let's go Knicks 💪😫🏀
Let's go Knicks 💪😫🏀
May 21, 2025 at 11:53 PM
The Knicks' warmup shirts should be just a blue t-shirt with "25 YEARS" in big white letters, and a picture of Crackoon. That's basically my mindset about this Knicks-Pacers series rn.
Let's go Knicks 💪😫🏀
Let's go Knicks 💪😫🏀
New tv show spinoff idea:
CHICAGO POPE!!
Sunday Nights at 7 EST, only on NBC!!
Starring John Mulaney as the new Pope tho. This would 100% be a comedy, and it would lead into the next spinoff:
CHICAGO RABBI!!
Starring John Lovitz
Sunday Nights at 8, following CHICAGO POPE! Only on NBC!
CHICAGO POPE!!
Sunday Nights at 7 EST, only on NBC!!
Starring John Mulaney as the new Pope tho. This would 100% be a comedy, and it would lead into the next spinoff:
CHICAGO RABBI!!
Starring John Lovitz
Sunday Nights at 8, following CHICAGO POPE! Only on NBC!
May 9, 2025 at 2:11 PM
New tv show spinoff idea:
CHICAGO POPE!!
Sunday Nights at 7 EST, only on NBC!!
Starring John Mulaney as the new Pope tho. This would 100% be a comedy, and it would lead into the next spinoff:
CHICAGO RABBI!!
Starring John Lovitz
Sunday Nights at 8, following CHICAGO POPE! Only on NBC!
CHICAGO POPE!!
Sunday Nights at 7 EST, only on NBC!!
Starring John Mulaney as the new Pope tho. This would 100% be a comedy, and it would lead into the next spinoff:
CHICAGO RABBI!!
Starring John Lovitz
Sunday Nights at 8, following CHICAGO POPE! Only on NBC!
1,000 Boss HM2's vs 1 death metal guitarist
May 8, 2025 at 3:59 AM
1,000 Boss HM2's vs 1 death metal guitarist
After careful deliberation for several days, I have come to the verdict that yes: that Carcass-Cannibal Corpse-Meshuggah show was the heaviest show of my life.
April 27, 2025 at 6:08 AM
After careful deliberation for several days, I have come to the verdict that yes: that Carcass-Cannibal Corpse-Meshuggah show was the heaviest show of my life.
Hey kids! Do you think sidechaining your guitar compression to the kick drum is cool?!
Wait 'til you see... synchronized strobes to double bass chugs!! 🫡
Wait 'til you see... synchronized strobes to double bass chugs!! 🫡
April 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Hey kids! Do you think sidechaining your guitar compression to the kick drum is cool?!
Wait 'til you see... synchronized strobes to double bass chugs!! 🫡
Wait 'til you see... synchronized strobes to double bass chugs!! 🫡
Peter Jackson's "Lord of the Rings: Extended Edition Trilogy" isn't just the greatest movie ever. It's also the greatest weed movie, ever.
April 20, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Peter Jackson's "Lord of the Rings: Extended Edition Trilogy" isn't just the greatest movie ever. It's also the greatest weed movie, ever.
Do Republicans really not know what Radical Leftism even means?
It's when you skate, snowboard or surf Fakey.
Your left foot is forward, and it's totally radical, dude.
It's when you skate, snowboard or surf Fakey.
Your left foot is forward, and it's totally radical, dude.
April 19, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Do Republicans really not know what Radical Leftism even means?
It's when you skate, snowboard or surf Fakey.
Your left foot is forward, and it's totally radical, dude.
It's when you skate, snowboard or surf Fakey.
Your left foot is forward, and it's totally radical, dude.
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today we give thanks to Gabumon, who long ago digi-died for our digi-sins 🙏
March 29, 2024 at 10:05 PM
today we give thanks to Gabumon, who long ago digi-died for our digi-sins 🙏
Feelin' cute, may get super drunk and sight read Beethoven when I go to the ProgPower Crew Vaycay in a few weeks idk
April 17, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Feelin' cute, may get super drunk and sight read Beethoven when I go to the ProgPower Crew Vaycay in a few weeks idk
There's an old legend about a synthesizer repair tech tripping on acid after repairing a synth that was allegedly coated in acid, or something.
What are the chances that repair tech just forgot they did acid before repairing that synth?
What are the chances that repair tech just forgot they did acid before repairing that synth?
April 12, 2025 at 8:18 PM
There's an old legend about a synthesizer repair tech tripping on acid after repairing a synth that was allegedly coated in acid, or something.
What are the chances that repair tech just forgot they did acid before repairing that synth?
What are the chances that repair tech just forgot they did acid before repairing that synth?
Anyone wanna place bets on how long it takes Nintendo to announce that "The Switch 2 will retail at $999.99"?
April 7, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Anyone wanna place bets on how long it takes Nintendo to announce that "The Switch 2 will retail at $999.99"?
It was Moss the Chronicler, who said that the land of Japan is blessed in the light of the Nintendocrystals. And it was this light, which finally led our forebearers out of the darkness. Yet, what they saw in the light was not Final Fantasy XVI, for the Nintendo Switch 2.
April 2, 2025 at 2:29 PM
It was Moss the Chronicler, who said that the land of Japan is blessed in the light of the Nintendocrystals. And it was this light, which finally led our forebearers out of the darkness. Yet, what they saw in the light was not Final Fantasy XVI, for the Nintendo Switch 2.
Walton Goggins' character in Fallout should have just been named Walton Goggins, during the pre-nukes era.
If it ain't broke, don't fix it, and Walton Goggins is already literally the perfect cowboy movie star name, and it's even more perfect for a post-apocalyptic ghoul.
If it ain't broke, don't fix it, and Walton Goggins is already literally the perfect cowboy movie star name, and it's even more perfect for a post-apocalyptic ghoul.
March 30, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Walton Goggins' character in Fallout should have just been named Walton Goggins, during the pre-nukes era.
If it ain't broke, don't fix it, and Walton Goggins is already literally the perfect cowboy movie star name, and it's even more perfect for a post-apocalyptic ghoul.
If it ain't broke, don't fix it, and Walton Goggins is already literally the perfect cowboy movie star name, and it's even more perfect for a post-apocalyptic ghoul.
me, watching my roommate play Monster Hunter:
"Is that the mechanic lady from Final Fantasy XV?"
"Is that the mechanic lady from Final Fantasy XV?"
March 23, 2025 at 3:00 PM
me, watching my roommate play Monster Hunter:
"Is that the mechanic lady from Final Fantasy XV?"
"Is that the mechanic lady from Final Fantasy XV?"
Me, looking at the Rangers and Knicks banners in MSG, before the Knicks game:
"They look short, but they're probably around three smol goth girls tall."
"They look short, but they're probably around three smol goth girls tall."
March 22, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Me, looking at the Rangers and Knicks banners in MSG, before the Knicks game:
"They look short, but they're probably around three smol goth girls tall."
"They look short, but they're probably around three smol goth girls tall."