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Sam Miller
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Lover of Star Wars. Fixer of computers. Maker of puns. He/Him
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May the Force be with you.
I'd say they're still doing better than Boeing.
December 2, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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SOMEBODY STOP HIM HE'S ESCAPING
today we saw the promotional Timothee Chalamet movie blimp in the skies of California

www.cinemablend.com/movies/i-did...
December 2, 2025 at 2:33 AM
From what I can tell, even Christians don't like the constant Christmas music in grocery stores and such for the entire month, so why do we still do it? Who is it for?
December 1, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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the fact that nick fuentes isn’t here but ms rachel is illustrates perfectly that groups like this don’t actually care about antisemitism at all
December 1, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Vampire hunter Taio Cruz: "I'm only gonna STAKE STAKE your STAKE STAKE your heart."
December 1, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Do we think Green Lantern body cameras are a controversial issue in the DC universe?
December 1, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Reminds me of that joke that goes something like "Stanley Kubrick was hired to fake the moon landing, but he was such a perfectionist that he insisted they film on location."
Neil Armstrong, Buzz Aldrin and Michael Collins were all actors who faked the moon landings in a movie studio. As part of the preparations for filming and to provide a good sense of authenticity, they also trained as astronauts and landed on the moon.
December 1, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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I continue to believe that it is both possible and necessary to center Palestinians in opposing Israel. But this...this is not okay. This isn't antizionism. And frankly it's not opposing Israel at all.
December 1, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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star at 3 billion years old: i have so much light and warmth to share

star at 12 billion years old: when i finally get to die im taking all of you with me
November 29, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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Found in the Kyiv region after the attack, he spent 10 hours under the rubble
November 29, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Ah, we've reached the chapstick portion of the year.
November 29, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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*tom hardy bane voice*

"Unvalidated parking, batman"
January 1, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I know this isn't remotely the point, but why use ChatGPT and not Grok for this? Like, if he's so dead-set on doing his bizarre transphobic roleplay with a chatbot, surely it would make more sense for him to use the Elon Musk one?
Graham Linehan is a normal and well man.
November 28, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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Old Polish joke; two old friends meet for the first time in a while and stop to chat. "How's your year been?" asks the first. The second one shrugs. "Oh, you know" he says, "about average. Worse than last year, better than the next."
2025 actually did suck. i know we've all said this about a lot of previous years but this one was quite bad actually
November 28, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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gender
November 27, 2025 at 10:19 PM
November 26, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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I'm so pleased that the age-old barrier against gay men in fashion is finally crumbling.
November 25, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Pacific Rim 3 with Guillermo del Toro back as director and we're retconning Uprising but John Boyega can still be in it.
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM
These aren't my exact rankings but they're acceptable.
haven’t seen ROS or Solo but this seems like a pretty ball-knowing list from Pritzker, particularly if he volunteered the name “Star Wars” rather than “A New Hope”
November 24, 2025 at 10:46 PM
The sun will not run out of hydrogen any faster no matter how many solar panels you build.
Anti-solar NIMBYs aren't beating the accusations of being pretty dim bulbs. "Extracting from the sky" is a good one
November 24, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Please enjoy this list of ways that the NY Times crossword puzzle has clued the word SEXT, it's my sexy gift to you.
November 24, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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CAP. ANTILLES: "And so I present my plan, for an elite fighter squadron that also does covert ops and serves as the face of New Republic public relations."

MON MOTHMA: "But Wedge, that's stupid."

ADM. ACKBAR: "Why would we want that?"

CAP. ANTILLES: "Oh God, you're right, what was I thinking."
November 24, 2025 at 4:52 AM
"No, Charlie Brown. I am your father," is a common misquote. Vader never actually says "Charlie Brown," he just says "No. I am your father."
November 24, 2025 at 4:32 AM