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This impulse to gobble up any imp or demon who has even a remote schism with Donald Trump instead of just sitting back and enjoying the self-cannibalization is wild. Who gives a fuck about Liz Cheney, or MGT? These people are hell-bound, this isn’t Alien vs. Predator, they are both your enemy
November 17, 2025 at 6:38 AM
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Between Tom Nichols and Ezra Klein, I have no idea why Democrats are struggling with such a low approval rating.
Most of us have been living under fascism all our lives. We don't have the luxury of hiding from the fucking world--we're poor! We've internalized and accepted the fact that we can end up being murdered by a cop for absolutely no fucking reason. It's a reality that Nichols can't even comprehend.
November 16, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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This is why I write so critically and frequently about Ezra Klein (and Matt Yglesias). Democrats are led by the centrist blogosphere, yet for the last year they’ve claimed progressives control the DNC to excuse their failure. Klein, Yglesias, Chait, etc ushered in GOP fascism and refuse…
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New York Times columnist Ezra Klein isn't content with opining about the Democratic Party — he's positioned himself as a powerbroker inside of it.
How Ezra Klein's power play is guiding Democrats
The New York Times columnist, podcaster and author has helped shape the party's strategies and policies in President Trump's second term.
www.axios.com
November 17, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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an elegant weapon, from a more civilized time

futurism.com/future-socie...
Jack Dorsey Releases Vine Reboot Where AI Content Is Banned
Twitter co-founder and blockchain evangelist Jack Dorsey has revived the six-second video platform, Vine — well, sort of.
futurism.com
November 13, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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October 17, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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Linguo… IS… dead
Kind of amazed by how well "Trilogy of Error" holds up on rewatch compared to basically every other Simpsons season 12 episode - it's focused, has some fun surprises, and is pretty consistently funny. Also has one of my favorite dumb jokes of the series that stayed in my head over the last 24 years
November 4, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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An enterprising journalist would collect all the names of the people who have made promises to reporters that they will move out of the city if Mamdani wins, and start contacting them in February to see if they followed through
November 3, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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Lmfao owned
This Washington Post article about MAGA people trying and failing to date in Washington is...really something

www.removepaywall.com/search?url=h...
November 3, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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NYC is going to have the world's biggest media-manufactured crime panic in history the second Mamdani is elected. They aren't even going to wait until he is inaugurated. Whether or not you like the guy, you need to start preparing now for the fire hose of disinformation that is about to activate.
November 2, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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In 2025, Bill Kristol has endorsed Zohran Mamdani, written emphatically in support of transgender rights and called for abolishing ICE.

How on earth is he more in touch with the Democratic base than many possible presidential contenders??? newrepublic.com/post/202468/...
Even Bill Kristol Says He Would Vote for Zohran Mamdani for NYC Mayor
The neocon says it would be “pathetic” for New York to go back to Andrew Cuomo.
newrepublic.com
October 30, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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The other funny thing about the whole “OBAA is a box office failure” posturing is that if it had been a giant blockbuster hit then the same whiners would be talking about how the movie is “politically irresponsible” and not saying “obviously we need more leftist entertainment”
October 15, 2025 at 4:48 PM
damn, we are actually going to become the plague continent. the next global pandemic WILL start here (and I still suspect the most recent did as well tbh)
October 15, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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This is a jaw-dropping, terrifying number. The CDC's workforce has decreased by 3,000 people since January.
A Quarter of the CDC Is Gone
Another round of terminations, combined with previous layoffs and departures, has reduced the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention workforce by about 3,000 people since January.
www.wired.com
October 15, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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Hi Amanda, do you remember the early 2000s? The explicit, bloodthirsty racism against Muslims that ended in actual murders? The endless wars, torture camps, slaughtering of civilians, and even rapes? No?
October 15, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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good afternoon
October 12, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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As with most cults, your circle of influence gets tighter and smaller the more it breaks from norms, and this is one of those moments where it’s getting too tight. There’s no audience for this for Vance.
October 12, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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We’re not in the death throes of this … thing.. yet but it’s pretty blatant how much they’re lying and pretending to not understand the law. Bush era politicians at least tried to twist the truth
Vance is having an incredible morning on the Sunday shows doing "oh so now it's illegal to [mundane thing]?"

A real quote when Vance is asked about whether Tom Homan kept the $50,000 he got in a fast food bag: "Is it illegal to take a payment for doing services?"
October 12, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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Paused at the Charlie Kirk memorial outside Turning Point USA headquarters last night. Not a person there. People have moved on.

For about a week after it happened, this place was packed, media all over the place, people bringing flowers, crying, etc.

All things said…it’s *all* just sad.
October 12, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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FYI, in this same session he hired an Antisemitism coordinator that CA schools have told him is a massive waste of money and will only empower Trump's bullshit.

Anyone who believes he's playing 9th dimensional chess and not just a shithead is a moron lol

www.washingtonpost.com/national/202...
October 7, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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"Buwhaaat, a rabid fascist who wants to send all British Jews to Uganda and exterminate labor union leaders?? In MY family??"

Come on dude lol
October 7, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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The Crown is such weird pro-monarchy propaganda. Saw a clip where the queen is STRICKEN to learn of her uncle's nazi ties

she had nazi in-laws and existed in British aristocratic circles--half of those freaks were fascists. I feel like "nazi uncle" is a very standard part of being English nobility
October 7, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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I think people who write columns for big newspapers should be smart people who say intelligent things instead of the world's biggest morons who routinely say dumbass things that get them mocked by tens of thousands of people for days on end
September 30, 2025 at 8:16 PM