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Kaci Hansen
@kacihansen.bsky.social
🦇 Blogger, YouTuber, designer, recipe developer, and food columnist.

🔪 Creator of the award-winning horror cooking show & blog, "The Homicidal Homemaker".

www.TheHomicidalHomemaker.com
Why settle for a basic dessert when you can whip up a pie to DIE for? This Pineapple Meringue Pie from horror icon Vincent Price’s 1965 cookbook is a tropical treat with a touch of vintage charm. 🍍🥧
January 28, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Are you eating it...or is it eating YOU? 👀 My No-Bake Marshmallow Cheesecake inspired by "The Stuff" is dangerously addictive — just like the treat in the 1985 horror film...but don’t worry, it won’t eat you alive from the inside out.

#baking #HorrorMovies #recipes #cooking #80sHorror #Horror
January 21, 2025 at 3:10 PM
David Lynch’s work shaped so many of us.

This #TwinPeaks Black Lodge Cherry Pie is just one of my tributes to his surreal vision, and is perfect for a trip into the strange and wonderful. 🍒🥧☕️

Get this recipe and other Twin Peaks-inspired creations (like my Smoked Cheese-ball Pig!) on the blog.
January 18, 2025 at 7:45 PM
"I'm about to leave Twin Peaks. I don't know when I'll return. But I want you to know that meeting you has been more than a privilege. It has touched my heart and soul." — David Lynch as Gordon Cole, Twin Peaks

RIP

1946-2025

😭😭😭
January 17, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Blood is red, corpses are blue, just like a grave…I dig you! 🪦⚰️

These morbidly delicious COOKIES & SCREAM TOMBSTONES are sorta like Conversation Hearts — but way more fun (and dead serious)! Perfect for saying 'I love you to death' this #ValentinesDay. #valloween #valentinesday2025
January 16, 2025 at 3:34 AM
This no-bake Cherry Cream Pie from the 1966 Better Homes and Gardens cookbook is a creamy, dreamy classic! With cream cheese, sour cream, and cherry pie filling, it’s perfect as-is—but my revamp swaps the crust for an animal cracker base with brown sugar, and adds almond extract for an extra kick.🍒
January 12, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Give them your heart...literally. 🫀🩸 These Anatomical Heart Strawberries are the perfect bloody treat for #Valloween!

Sweet, creepy, and totally to die for. Follow me for more killer treats!

#valentinesday #ValentinesDayGift #valentinesday2025 #valentines
January 12, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Who needs Cupid when you’ve got #JasonVoorhees?🩸 These #Fridaythe13th mini heart cakes are slaying #Valloween one slice at a time. 🔪

Bake your way into their cold, dead heart — follow me for more killer recipes & spooky food inspiration!

#ValentinesDay #SpookyFood #HorrorFood
January 9, 2025 at 2:44 AM
"My Bloody Valentine" Chocolate Box Cookies with a raspberry "blood"-filled anatomical heart truffle. 🫀

Follow me for more spooky food inspiration & horror themed recipes!

www.thehomicidalhomemaker.com
January 6, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Simply surviving 2024 might just be my greatest achievement. This was one of the most challenging/transformative years of my life—but I got through it, and that's a big accomplishment in itself. 🎉

Here’s to a prosperous & unforgettable 2025. Happy New Year, everyone! 🕷🦇💚
January 2, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Realized I never showed my last-minute attempt at joining the office holiday decorating fun. A few cardboard boxes, paint pens, construction/printer paper, and a whole lot of tape and staples later — #Gremlins chaos! I didn't have time to finish it, but was still happy with the Gremlins, at least.
December 31, 2024 at 5:59 AM
Need a spark to light up your holiday table? 🕯️ Behold the infamous CHRISTMAS CANDLE SALAD (later cheekily renamed ROCKET SALAD 🤣). This monstrosity was actually aimed at kids—because nothing screams 'family-friendly fun' like a fruit salad that's standing at attention. Merry cringe-mas! 🎄
December 25, 2024 at 1:30 AM
Not sure why I initially thought it was a good idea to participate in the office Christmas decorating contest.

Recycled Amazon boxes + paint pens I already had = Gremlins decorations.

Two done...many more to go! 😫
December 9, 2024 at 12:18 AM
Yikes. I came back to BlueSky and disappeared again. Lots of notifications & followers to check out!

Anyhow, here's one of my faux jadeite ornaments I've been working on for my 50's tinsel Christmas tree!
December 4, 2024 at 5:38 AM
It looks like a bunch of folks are getting on Bluesky, so I better start actually using it again, haha. So...hi! Here's some Leftover Halloween Candy Pumpkin Bread I made. 🎃
November 17, 2024 at 6:05 PM
Looking to get a rise out of your guests at your next luncheon? Whip out the Candle Salad (later renamed ROCKET SALAD 🤣), the vintage fruit dish that's raising more than just a few eyebrows 😳. Believe it or not, this wasn't a bachelorette party dish, but rather, targeted towards children. 🤦‍♀️
April 28, 2024 at 8:25 AM
🍀 "It's almost time, friends. The countdown to St. Paddy's has begun..." 🍀 Celebrate St. Patrick's Day with a chilling twist: the #SilverShamrockShake inspired by #Halloween3! 🍀

Visit bit.ly/silvershamrockshake for the recipe...no face-melting masks required. 💀🧙‍♀️🎃
#SilverShamrock #HalloweenIII
March 17, 2024 at 5:03 AM
🎄✂️ I've been haunting the workshop and conjured up these sweet ornaments for my work fam. Each one is created from laser-cut wood & acrylic paint, ready to add a subtle dash of The Homicidal Homemaker to their tree. ❄️

*Original design is on Etsy, but modified/customized it.
December 24, 2023 at 6:32 AM
My recipe for this Krampus Red Velvet Sugar Cookie Pie will surely impress your loved ones with the forked-tongued symbol of holiday cheer…and fear! Happy Horror-days! #krampusnacht #krampusiscoming #Krampus

www.thehomicidalhomemaker.com/krampus-red-...
December 5, 2023 at 1:56 AM
Hungry for braaaaaains? Love macaroni & cheese? Well, I have the recipe for you! 🧠🧀

These single-serve Baked Macaroni and Cheese Brains are the perfect finger food for your next Halloween party or as a delectable side dish for dinner.

Get the recipe at bit.ly/macaronibrains. 🧠
October 20, 2023 at 10:08 PM
Made this wood sign out of basswood, cheap paint and Gorilla Glue, inspired by vintage Beistle Halloween decorations. Not risking putting my actual vintage outside due to damage/thieves; DIY is how I am compromising. 🤘
September 24, 2023 at 4:57 AM
Baked up a peach crisp this morning. 🍑
September 15, 2023 at 11:59 PM
It's always spooky year-round in our household, but the girls got surprised with new skeleton sweaters and pup cups from Dutch Brothers to celebrate Halloween season. 🎃🦇💀
September 10, 2023 at 8:21 PM
When the horror event you drove out of town to is a total bust, you seek out the nearest tiki bar...even if you have to have a non-alcoholic tiki drink because you have to drive back home right after.🤘 This was called a Shark Attack and it was delicious.
September 9, 2023 at 5:50 PM
Tried @tacobell.bsky.social's new Strawberry Twists. Hoping for a savory version with their Nacho Fries seasoning...
September 8, 2023 at 7:17 AM