kate tea
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Every Sunday I spend hours making a roast for the family & the only contribution from my husband is he makes the gravy. And then without fail he spends the whole meal going on about how great the gravy is. Going to pour it over his fucking head the fat gravy eating cunt.
April 18, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Every Sunday I spend hours making a roast for the family & the only contribution from my husband is he makes the gravy. And then without fail he spends the whole meal going on about how great the gravy is. Going to pour it over his fucking head the fat gravy eating cunt.
why the FUCK is the airfryer so loud
April 12, 2025 at 12:17 AM
why the FUCK is the airfryer so loud
gonna be using “but its mothers day🥺” all day
March 30, 2025 at 11:10 AM
gonna be using “but its mothers day🥺” all day
getting fuckin ROBBED us with these easter egg prices
March 28, 2025 at 10:46 AM
getting fuckin ROBBED us with these easter egg prices
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March 23, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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oh my god ive been home for an hour and ive only just remembered ive got an uneaten cheese and onion pasty in the fridge
March 23, 2025 at 12:14 AM
oh my god ive been home for an hour and ive only just remembered ive got an uneaten cheese and onion pasty in the fridge
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why has it been brought to my attention that some cubicles have toilet seat covers and we do not. bars should not encourage ass to ass activities
March 14, 2025 at 10:42 PM
why has it been brought to my attention that some cubicles have toilet seat covers and we do not. bars should not encourage ass to ass activities
REPORTED FOR DISCRIMINATION
Dunno what cocktails they are but she is fucking hammered
these cocktails taste like making up with everyone whos ever wronged me hahahahaha NAWT
March 14, 2025 at 9:32 PM
REPORTED FOR DISCRIMINATION
these cocktails taste like making up with everyone whos ever wronged me hahahahaha NAWT
March 14, 2025 at 5:44 PM
these cocktails taste like making up with everyone whos ever wronged me hahahahaha NAWT
ughhhh 7am alarm kill meeeeee
March 10, 2025 at 11:13 PM
ughhhh 7am alarm kill meeeeee
about to make the greatest brownies the world has ever seen
March 4, 2025 at 5:15 PM
about to make the greatest brownies the world has ever seen
why do biscuits have such a hold on me
March 1, 2025 at 1:08 PM
why do biscuits have such a hold on me
needed to speak to one of the mums at the school and i planned on asking her if she had 5 minutes and instead i said “can i have a minute of ur time” what am i a jehovah witness ahhahahaha
February 27, 2025 at 4:14 PM
needed to speak to one of the mums at the school and i planned on asking her if she had 5 minutes and instead i said “can i have a minute of ur time” what am i a jehovah witness ahhahahaha
i cant believe my favourite gossip girl has fkn died at THIRTY NINE. sorry what 😭😭😭😭 cant believe were all nearly dead ffs
February 26, 2025 at 11:21 PM
i cant believe my favourite gossip girl has fkn died at THIRTY NINE. sorry what 😭😭😭😭 cant believe were all nearly dead ffs
just opened a bag of flaming hot monster munch and tell me why there were 7 crisps in there. what type of sick joke is this
February 25, 2025 at 5:18 PM
just opened a bag of flaming hot monster munch and tell me why there were 7 crisps in there. what type of sick joke is this
a dementia patient came into my work today and sacked me
January 21, 2025 at 3:48 PM
a dementia patient came into my work today and sacked me
texting everyone u know to “get on that moon”
January 15, 2025 at 9:04 PM
texting everyone u know to “get on that moon”
ive been living my life for the last 2 days a finger down which has meant i havent been able to do alot of things. including dishes, any form of manual labour and tbh anything that doesnt involve me being horizontal. ive heard people whispering as i walk past “ugh does she only have 7 fingers”
January 15, 2025 at 8:40 PM
ive been living my life for the last 2 days a finger down which has meant i havent been able to do alot of things. including dishes, any form of manual labour and tbh anything that doesnt involve me being horizontal. ive heard people whispering as i walk past “ugh does she only have 7 fingers”
i have a theory
most kids are born within a week of one of their parents birthdays
most kids are born within a week of one of their parents birthdays
January 4, 2025 at 5:23 PM
i have a theory
most kids are born within a week of one of their parents birthdays
most kids are born within a week of one of their parents birthdays
oh my fkn god i can not stop eating
December 29, 2024 at 8:25 PM
oh my fkn god i can not stop eating
just been told the mens toilet in work is out of order bc someone snapped the flush handle yesterday and then men continued to just shit on top of each others shit all day. like a smelly shit stack
December 26, 2024 at 12:07 PM
just been told the mens toilet in work is out of order bc someone snapped the flush handle yesterday and then men continued to just shit on top of each others shit all day. like a smelly shit stack
the best part of my christmas is finding out what my mates dead beat ex got her and the kids for christmas
December 24, 2024 at 11:54 AM
the best part of my christmas is finding out what my mates dead beat ex got her and the kids for christmas
shortbread in one hand, baileys in the other
a cartoon taco is floating on a purple donut in the water
ALT: a cartoon taco is floating on a purple donut in the water
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December 23, 2024 at 6:13 PM
shortbread in one hand, baileys in the other