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Physicist at the German Space Agency 🛰 Earth observation performance engineering 🌎 Live for nothing or science for something.
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SOM VALAT BUMPFT DER SCHRIZEPS
November 28, 2025 at 6:13 PM
SOM VALAT BUMPFT DER SCHRIZEPS
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The Mallorca rule applies here too: if you can't function outside of Bödefeld-Schmallenberg, just stay in fucking Bödefeld-Schmallenberg. Not like the rest of the world is jonesing for a visit from some of the least fun people on the planet.
November 25, 2025 at 7:41 PM
The Mallorca rule applies here too: if you can't function outside of Bödefeld-Schmallenberg, just stay in fucking Bödefeld-Schmallenberg. Not like the rest of the world is jonesing for a visit from some of the least fun people on the planet.
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20€ zwambo
200€ zwamboss
2€ zwingo
20ct zwambino
2ct zwinimus
200€ zwamboss
2€ zwingo
20ct zwambino
2ct zwinimus
August 16, 2023 at 11:55 AM
20€ zwambo
200€ zwamboss
2€ zwingo
20ct zwambino
2ct zwinimus
200€ zwamboss
2€ zwingo
20ct zwambino
2ct zwinimus
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RUPING SCHARDOLF
November 21, 2025 at 8:18 PM
RUPING SCHARDOLF
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The whole "why do orcs know what a menu is" thing is a non-issue
Hobbits are a metaphor for rural English nobility. It figures that orcs represent their hated enemy: the French.
Hobbits are a metaphor for rural English nobility. It figures that orcs represent their hated enemy: the French.
November 18, 2025 at 8:04 PM
The whole "why do orcs know what a menu is" thing is a non-issue
Hobbits are a metaphor for rural English nobility. It figures that orcs represent their hated enemy: the French.
Hobbits are a metaphor for rural English nobility. It figures that orcs represent their hated enemy: the French.
Tim & Struppi in Amerika nach 95 Jahren immer noch mit aktuellem Kommentar.
November 16, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Tim & Struppi in Amerika nach 95 Jahren immer noch mit aktuellem Kommentar.
Endlich traut sich mal jemand die Wahrheit zu sagen.
satz des pythagoras im nachhinein betrachtet gar nicht mal sooo nützlich im alltag
November 13, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Endlich traut sich mal jemand die Wahrheit zu sagen.
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Today's #RandomGameSaturday gives us one of my personal favourite Zelda games - Link's Awakening.
This is probably my joint favourite alongside Majora's Mask. I think it's no coincidence that both of my favourites are slightly surreal and dreamlike.
This is probably my joint favourite alongside Majora's Mask. I think it's no coincidence that both of my favourites are slightly surreal and dreamlike.
November 8, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Today's #RandomGameSaturday gives us one of my personal favourite Zelda games - Link's Awakening.
This is probably my joint favourite alongside Majora's Mask. I think it's no coincidence that both of my favourites are slightly surreal and dreamlike.
This is probably my joint favourite alongside Majora's Mask. I think it's no coincidence that both of my favourites are slightly surreal and dreamlike.
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"why are we farming rice sir, I wanted to have a spreadsheet job"
"future people with spreadsheet jobs need to meme about how rice farmers defeated the American military"
"but wouldn't it be more inspiring if their heroes had the same jobs?"
"you'd think so Private, you'd think so"
"future people with spreadsheet jobs need to meme about how rice farmers defeated the American military"
"but wouldn't it be more inspiring if their heroes had the same jobs?"
"you'd think so Private, you'd think so"
November 5, 2025 at 7:38 PM
"why are we farming rice sir, I wanted to have a spreadsheet job"
"future people with spreadsheet jobs need to meme about how rice farmers defeated the American military"
"but wouldn't it be more inspiring if their heroes had the same jobs?"
"you'd think so Private, you'd think so"
"future people with spreadsheet jobs need to meme about how rice farmers defeated the American military"
"but wouldn't it be more inspiring if their heroes had the same jobs?"
"you'd think so Private, you'd think so"
Falls mal alle hier zusammen auf einen Kaffee vorbeikommen wollen, habe ich jetzt die größte Mokkakanne a.Z.
November 3, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Falls mal alle hier zusammen auf einen Kaffee vorbeikommen wollen, habe ich jetzt die größte Mokkakanne a.Z.
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Hear me out: six factor authentication
October 31, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Hear me out: six factor authentication
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This is literally the job from Her.
September 20, 2025 at 12:43 PM
This is literally the job from Her.
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Sincere post: it is one of the greatest joys of my adult life to be able to see the magic of the holidays renewed through the eyes of a younger generation. Hunting for eggs on Easter, Trick or Treating on Halloween, hiding under the covers so the Night Turkey doesn't peck your penis off, Santa Claus
October 30, 2023 at 2:41 PM
Sincere post: it is one of the greatest joys of my adult life to be able to see the magic of the holidays renewed through the eyes of a younger generation. Hunting for eggs on Easter, Trick or Treating on Halloween, hiding under the covers so the Night Turkey doesn't peck your penis off, Santa Claus
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This animation from METimage btwn 26–29 Oct (~15 UTC) shows Hurricane Melissa’s path across the Caribbean.
During this period #Melissa rapidly intensified to Cat. 5 strength before making landfall in Jamaica, then moved on to Cuba, bringing severe rain, flooding & widespread damage to both regions.
During this period #Melissa rapidly intensified to Cat. 5 strength before making landfall in Jamaica, then moved on to Cuba, bringing severe rain, flooding & widespread damage to both regions.
October 30, 2025 at 10:02 AM
This animation from METimage btwn 26–29 Oct (~15 UTC) shows Hurricane Melissa’s path across the Caribbean.
During this period #Melissa rapidly intensified to Cat. 5 strength before making landfall in Jamaica, then moved on to Cuba, bringing severe rain, flooding & widespread damage to both regions.
During this period #Melissa rapidly intensified to Cat. 5 strength before making landfall in Jamaica, then moved on to Cuba, bringing severe rain, flooding & widespread damage to both regions.
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I just think it's really sad that Europe was invented before cars. We Americans get to fully exercise the automobile in ways the European mind simply cannot fathom and they hate us for it
October 26, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I just think it's really sad that Europe was invented before cars. We Americans get to fully exercise the automobile in ways the European mind simply cannot fathom and they hate us for it
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👁️ #IASNG vient d’ouvrir les yeux sur la France !
Depuis son #satellite #MetopSGA1, le nouvel instrument du #CNES a observé pour la 1ʳᵉ fois l’atmosphère pour nous aider à mieux prévoir la météo, suivre la pollution et comprendre le climat. 🌧
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Depuis son #satellite #MetopSGA1, le nouvel instrument du #CNES a observé pour la 1ʳᵉ fois l’atmosphère pour nous aider à mieux prévoir la météo, suivre la pollution et comprendre le climat. 🌧
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IASI-NG ouvre les yeux sur la France | CNES
IASI-NG, le sondeur atmosphérique infrarouge de nouvelle génération développé par le CNES a livré sa première observation, un spectre atmosphérique nous renseignant sur la composition de l’atmosphère.
cnes.fr
October 23, 2025 at 7:58 PM
👁️ #IASNG vient d’ouvrir les yeux sur la France !
Depuis son #satellite #MetopSGA1, le nouvel instrument du #CNES a observé pour la 1ʳᵉ fois l’atmosphère pour nous aider à mieux prévoir la météo, suivre la pollution et comprendre le climat. 🌧
cnes.fr/actualites/i...
@eumetsat.int
Depuis son #satellite #MetopSGA1, le nouvel instrument du #CNES a observé pour la 1ʳᵉ fois l’atmosphère pour nous aider à mieux prévoir la météo, suivre la pollution et comprendre le climat. 🌧
cnes.fr/actualites/i...
@eumetsat.int
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This is actually the tweet that convinced me to make a twitter account. Like, almost 9 years ago now.
Fuck.
Fuck.
October 21, 2025 at 7:36 PM
This is actually the tweet that convinced me to make a twitter account. Like, almost 9 years ago now.
Fuck.
Fuck.
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If you have a windows problem, nerds tell you to use Linux instead.
If you have a Linux problem, these same nerds will DM you inscrutable rants about 4 dimensional cubical spacetime and ask you to move to Boca Raton to join their "cube lifestyle"
If you have a Linux problem, these same nerds will DM you inscrutable rants about 4 dimensional cubical spacetime and ask you to move to Boca Raton to join their "cube lifestyle"
March 20, 2025 at 6:20 PM
If you have a windows problem, nerds tell you to use Linux instead.
If you have a Linux problem, these same nerds will DM you inscrutable rants about 4 dimensional cubical spacetime and ask you to move to Boca Raton to join their "cube lifestyle"
If you have a Linux problem, these same nerds will DM you inscrutable rants about 4 dimensional cubical spacetime and ask you to move to Boca Raton to join their "cube lifestyle"