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ME: can i borrow a pen
COWORKER: sure *hands me a pen*
ME: *throws it back at him* how is my pig supposed to fit in that
COWORKER: sure *hands me a pen*
ME: *throws it back at him* how is my pig supposed to fit in that
November 19, 2025 at 9:10 PM
ME: can i borrow a pen
COWORKER: sure *hands me a pen*
ME: *throws it back at him* how is my pig supposed to fit in that
COWORKER: sure *hands me a pen*
ME: *throws it back at him* how is my pig supposed to fit in that
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discovering insane edits recently
October 11, 2025 at 1:29 AM
discovering insane edits recently
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lol irl
October 3, 2025 at 7:11 PM
lol irl
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someone must have told gavin the game involves destroying hastily built shelters
October 2, 2025 at 10:20 PM
someone must have told gavin the game involves destroying hastily built shelters
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I lost loads of respect for the insane clown posse when I found out they were self diagnosed
September 17, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I lost loads of respect for the insane clown posse when I found out they were self diagnosed
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Sat down and wrote another movie review. Check out my thoughts below and follow if you're a fan of film.
September 7, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Sat down and wrote another movie review. Check out my thoughts below and follow if you're a fan of film.
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no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say rudy giuliani died from driving his car into a wall painted to look like a tunnel and all his clothes flew off in the crash and then a sixteen wheeler semi truck ran over his dick and balls. don’t say stuff like that
August 31, 2025 at 8:56 PM
no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say rudy giuliani died from driving his car into a wall painted to look like a tunnel and all his clothes flew off in the crash and then a sixteen wheeler semi truck ran over his dick and balls. don’t say stuff like that
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I fixed the Cracker Barrel logo if anyone is interested! #illustration #branding
August 22, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I fixed the Cracker Barrel logo if anyone is interested! #illustration #branding
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The world is full of wonders.
July 17, 2025 at 2:04 AM
The world is full of wonders.
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Sir, another Bugs Bunny toilet has hit the zeitgeist
July 14, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Sir, another Bugs Bunny toilet has hit the zeitgeist
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Me: the AI can’t hurt you
Copilot:
Copilot:
June 26, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Me: the AI can’t hurt you
Copilot:
Copilot:
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Marine General: SIR WHAT I AM PROPOSING IS TAKING THE 710 TO 405 AND THEN THE 11O UP TO THE 10!
National Guard Commander: SIR DON'T LISTEN TO HIM! WE SHOULD JUST TAKE 710 UP TO THE 10!!
General: SIR, TAKE THE CUFFS OFF AND LET US DO OUR DAMN JOBS!!
National Guard Commander: SIR DON'T LISTEN TO HIM! WE SHOULD JUST TAKE 710 UP TO THE 10!!
General: SIR, TAKE THE CUFFS OFF AND LET US DO OUR DAMN JOBS!!
June 10, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Marine General: SIR WHAT I AM PROPOSING IS TAKING THE 710 TO 405 AND THEN THE 11O UP TO THE 10!
National Guard Commander: SIR DON'T LISTEN TO HIM! WE SHOULD JUST TAKE 710 UP TO THE 10!!
General: SIR, TAKE THE CUFFS OFF AND LET US DO OUR DAMN JOBS!!
National Guard Commander: SIR DON'T LISTEN TO HIM! WE SHOULD JUST TAKE 710 UP TO THE 10!!
General: SIR, TAKE THE CUFFS OFF AND LET US DO OUR DAMN JOBS!!
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I love my job as the guy who adds a fake “keep me signed in” checkbox to every website that does nothing
May 6, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I love my job as the guy who adds a fake “keep me signed in” checkbox to every website that does nothing
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h/t to Chris Knight for the text
April 2, 2025 at 7:27 PM
h/t to Chris Knight for the text
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I wish there was a way to truly own my in-game items using the immutable power of the blockchain. But I guess I'll just get fucked forever...
April 16, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I wish there was a way to truly own my in-game items using the immutable power of the blockchain. But I guess I'll just get fucked forever...
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it's the anniversary of the time a grandma accidentally cut off the whole country's internet while digging around for scrap metal
March 28, 2025 at 11:29 AM
it's the anniversary of the time a grandma accidentally cut off the whole country's internet while digging around for scrap metal
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The Bible mentions helping the poor thousands of times, and yet not once does it mention Jira Sprint Planning, so think carefully on that before you schedule all these mandatory meetings.
March 16, 2025 at 5:21 PM
The Bible mentions helping the poor thousands of times, and yet not once does it mention Jira Sprint Planning, so think carefully on that before you schedule all these mandatory meetings.
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for the atlantic about the heightened fears and anxieties in a chicago neighborhood following the rise in anti-immigration rhetoric
March 2, 2025 at 8:26 PM
for the atlantic about the heightened fears and anxieties in a chicago neighborhood following the rise in anti-immigration rhetoric