"That shit must've been laced with Tylenol, because I'm struggling to understand the social cue of giving a single fuck."

why do yandere asmr mostly have to be unwilling listener pov why cant we have more from the perspective of a response to "your old life is over, youre being whisked away to be loved" being totally willing and enthusiastic

don't look too hard into what that says about me

No, I need to go back to a time when *love* was still possible.

Honestly, if you're in a battle and your side's wizard comes out to fight the other side's wizard, you should all just stop and watch the light show, because once those beardy fucks start chucking meteors at each other you're really not the deciding factor here anymore.

That we continue to persist at all is a testament to our faith in one another.

In a place that won't allow it to wear what makes it happy, it will wear the bruises and hickies all the way up its neck

What are you gonna do? Tell it to go home and change?

mario'sa saw an ad in the newspaper for'a part time job

A wizard has to look Like That. Stop giving wizards sexy disheveled hair and stubble and a leather duster. If you want arcane wonders you need the stupid fucking hat. That's the tradeoff.

cartooning the roster of sf6, starting with Juri

Armed minorities are harder to oppress.

oddly soothing video

Garrus got shafted, ngl gang. ft. @voicequills.bsky.social

Formerly PoggersRat on the old place. Excuse me as I move in I just joined I guess. I tend to just repost commissions and art and memes. Welcome to the party. Hope it's nice meeting everyone Ow<

Queens off day

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