Hugh Jympton 📎
@jympton.bsky.social
Wülferhampton denizen, Derby born and bred, now living in Germany. Left-ish.
Help! We have a hedgehog behind our sofa! Am iBook to put it out onto the garden?
November 12, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Help! We have a hedgehog behind our sofa! Am iBook to put it out onto the garden?
Cranes heading south. @wulfhelm.bsky.social
November 11, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Cranes heading south. @wulfhelm.bsky.social
I have both of those. My taste improved.
Here is the only record I still own. Digitised the rest, but couldn’t bear to part with this.
Here is the only record I still own. Digitised the rest, but couldn’t bear to part with this.
November 3, 2025 at 11:13 AM
I have both of those. My taste improved.
Here is the only record I still own. Digitised the rest, but couldn’t bear to part with this.
Here is the only record I still own. Digitised the rest, but couldn’t bear to part with this.
Bought in a supermarket in Germany.
My Mum made me sell it to my cousin.
[cringes self inside out]
My Mum made me sell it to my cousin.
[cringes self inside out]
November 3, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Bought in a supermarket in Germany.
My Mum made me sell it to my cousin.
[cringes self inside out]
My Mum made me sell it to my cousin.
[cringes self inside out]
This year‘s #Halloween pumpkin is a bit of disappointment, frankly.
October 30, 2025 at 9:34 AM
This year‘s #Halloween pumpkin is a bit of disappointment, frankly.
Sexy Powerquery fill in values across merged cells.
I really need to reconsider my life choices.
I really need to reconsider my life choices.
October 25, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Sexy Powerquery fill in values across merged cells.
I really need to reconsider my life choices.
I really need to reconsider my life choices.
Cor!
Thursday news quiz: Jailhouse books, museum trouble and an unexpected bear www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
Thursday news quiz: Jailhouse books, museum trouble and an unexpected bear www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
October 23, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Cor!
Thursday news quiz: Jailhouse books, museum trouble and an unexpected bear www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
Thursday news quiz: Jailhouse books, museum trouble and an unexpected bear www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
Two lovely pictures for @wulfhelm.bsky.social to judge.
Crows mobbing a raptor. It’s murder out there!
And geese, or possible cranes, buggering off for the winter.
Crows mobbing a raptor. It’s murder out there!
And geese, or possible cranes, buggering off for the winter.
October 17, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Two lovely pictures for @wulfhelm.bsky.social to judge.
Crows mobbing a raptor. It’s murder out there!
And geese, or possible cranes, buggering off for the winter.
Crows mobbing a raptor. It’s murder out there!
And geese, or possible cranes, buggering off for the winter.
Followed up with a wee stroll in the mountains yesterday.
Aaand DOMS. Welcome, old friend, it’s been a while.
Aaand DOMS. Welcome, old friend, it’s been a while.
October 13, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Followed up with a wee stroll in the mountains yesterday.
Aaand DOMS. Welcome, old friend, it’s been a while.
Aaand DOMS. Welcome, old friend, it’s been a while.
Can I borrow your flamethrower? This is at the entrance to the DIY store. Not even the main “Christmas market”.
October 11, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Can I borrow your flamethrower? This is at the entrance to the DIY store. Not even the main “Christmas market”.
#FitnessWankers another week, another year best 5K. Wallop.
Could tell I worked for this one because my glasses steamed up after I stopped!
Could tell I worked for this one because my glasses steamed up after I stopped!
October 11, 2025 at 9:49 AM
#FitnessWankers another week, another year best 5K. Wallop.
Could tell I worked for this one because my glasses steamed up after I stopped!
Could tell I worked for this one because my glasses steamed up after I stopped!
Yeah, but what about this crow (?) indistinct in the background.
October 10, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Yeah, but what about this crow (?) indistinct in the background.
A swooping kestrel. Was hovering until I whipped the camera out.
Lots going on out there in the bird world. Loads of crows, possibly mobbing a buzzard, then this fella.
I quite like the pic. @wulfhelm.bsky.social
Lots going on out there in the bird world. Loads of crows, possibly mobbing a buzzard, then this fella.
I quite like the pic. @wulfhelm.bsky.social
October 10, 2025 at 3:20 PM
A swooping kestrel. Was hovering until I whipped the camera out.
Lots going on out there in the bird world. Loads of crows, possibly mobbing a buzzard, then this fella.
I quite like the pic. @wulfhelm.bsky.social
Lots going on out there in the bird world. Loads of crows, possibly mobbing a buzzard, then this fella.
I quite like the pic. @wulfhelm.bsky.social
Buzzard? Kestrel? Penguin?
Was circling above the house earlier. So long as it’s not a vulture circling above me…
@wulfhelm.bsky.social
Was circling above the house earlier. So long as it’s not a vulture circling above me…
@wulfhelm.bsky.social
October 7, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Buzzard? Kestrel? Penguin?
Was circling above the house earlier. So long as it’s not a vulture circling above me…
@wulfhelm.bsky.social
Was circling above the house earlier. So long as it’s not a vulture circling above me…
@wulfhelm.bsky.social
#FitnessWankers and another year‘s best 5K squeezed in just before the heavens opened.
Crushed someone’s spirit by sprinting past them on the line 😈.
Tantalisingly close to 33 minutes.
Crushed someone’s spirit by sprinting past them on the line 😈.
Tantalisingly close to 33 minutes.
October 4, 2025 at 11:04 AM
#FitnessWankers and another year‘s best 5K squeezed in just before the heavens opened.
Crushed someone’s spirit by sprinting past them on the line 😈.
Tantalisingly close to 33 minutes.
Crushed someone’s spirit by sprinting past them on the line 😈.
Tantalisingly close to 33 minutes.
[Eric Cantona voice, with a hint of West Country]
When the crows follow the tractor…
When the crows follow the tractor…
October 2, 2025 at 11:34 AM
[Eric Cantona voice, with a hint of West Country]
When the crows follow the tractor…
When the crows follow the tractor…
October 2, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Well done!
Set myself a little #FitnessWankers challenge.
Took an U-Bahn to the end of the line, then walked home - without using phone or watch navigation!
Set myself a little #FitnessWankers challenge.
Took an U-Bahn to the end of the line, then walked home - without using phone or watch navigation!
September 29, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Well done!
Set myself a little #FitnessWankers challenge.
Took an U-Bahn to the end of the line, then walked home - without using phone or watch navigation!
Set myself a little #FitnessWankers challenge.
Took an U-Bahn to the end of the line, then walked home - without using phone or watch navigation!
Ooh, #FitnessWankers, my Garmin sets my training status to productive for the first time since this time last year!!
That’s after another year‘s best 5K yesterday
That’s after another year‘s best 5K yesterday
September 28, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Ooh, #FitnessWankers, my Garmin sets my training status to productive for the first time since this time last year!!
That’s after another year‘s best 5K yesterday
That’s after another year‘s best 5K yesterday
Walked to the shops. Took a detour. #FitnessWankers
September 26, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Walked to the shops. Took a detour. #FitnessWankers
#FitnessWankers watch battery died at the five mile mark, but ran/walked a total of 12km.
BTW getting ready for a 12k run: fill water bottle, set up.
12k walk. Pack rucksack with food, waterproofs, spare layers, emergency shelter, first aid kit, inform next of kin of route etc.
BTW getting ready for a 12k run: fill water bottle, set up.
12k walk. Pack rucksack with food, waterproofs, spare layers, emergency shelter, first aid kit, inform next of kin of route etc.
September 23, 2025 at 5:27 PM
#FitnessWankers watch battery died at the five mile mark, but ran/walked a total of 12km.
BTW getting ready for a 12k run: fill water bottle, set up.
12k walk. Pack rucksack with food, waterproofs, spare layers, emergency shelter, first aid kit, inform next of kin of route etc.
BTW getting ready for a 12k run: fill water bottle, set up.
12k walk. Pack rucksack with food, waterproofs, spare layers, emergency shelter, first aid kit, inform next of kin of route etc.
September 22, 2025 at 11:53 AM