J. W. Marsten
jwmarsten.bsky.social
J. W. Marsten
@jwmarsten.bsky.social
Supernatural, Fantasy, Superhero fiction. Some horror. Eclectic research. Disabled. Trans. Working on original fiction and hoping to publish in the next year.
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Cat alignment chart.

Where does your kitty fall?
July 14, 2023 at 8:38 AM
Hey y'all, my partners dad might help out with car situation, so I'm going to be able to do amazing things like: get non-Amazon groceries, go to the doctor, and even go on dates sometimes! It's a Christmas miracle.
(Now let's see if he follows up on it)
December 12, 2023 at 10:38 PM
Made bread for this beef and onion garlic soup I made.
December 12, 2023 at 12:30 AM
Koiboss the kitten knows my partner is the sucker. He cries and meows at them like oh, please, please let me do this [dangerous thing] oh please and it's like, buddy, they won't even let me do that dangerous thing.
December 10, 2023 at 8:10 PM
Koiboss is the best at sleeping.
December 10, 2023 at 7:50 PM
He's just the most photogenic cat I've ever met. He's sleeping mid grooming himself. He was just licking and then stopped.
December 10, 2023 at 7:39 PM
I know I'm a writer but this is a cat appreciation blue sky now, this little baby has taken over my entire life.
December 10, 2023 at 7:02 PM
I've only had this cat for three hours, and already I would scream myself hoarse if anything happened to him. He's so perfect. He falls asleep on my lap, in the middle of grooming, just starts snoring.
December 10, 2023 at 5:00 AM
Oh, I love makin my partner some lovely cake.
December 10, 2023 at 1:25 AM
So I have a series with a few different short stories (6K to 20K ) as well as a full novel as part of the series (121K) and I am currently working on making another novel part of the series that is an off-branch of the main novel and focuses on two of the characters and their forbidden romance (65K)
December 10, 2023 at 12:58 AM
Oh, I got over my writer's block of the day and while I lowered my normal threshhold to something lower, I am still pleased and still writing. Hell yeah!
December 10, 2023 at 12:15 AM
I added cayenne pepper to my chicken that I added to my Mac and Cheese and I forgot how little you need to make cayenne pepper work wonders, and I added about ten times that to the chicken, Dear God Why Have I Done This?

Who do I talk to for a tongue transplant? I need new ones.

Still eating. Yum.
December 9, 2023 at 11:48 PM
The time arrived. My trans partner gave me, another trans person, a giant jar to open. My time.

But I cannot open it.

Tragedy.
December 9, 2023 at 10:09 PM
It turns out when you subtract placeholder words from your Scrivener, it removes it from your total of words. Now I have to write 2,521 words today to meet my quota in this book I almost have finished. Oh, Scrivener.
December 9, 2023 at 9:58 PM
Writing "Superhero" and "Supervillain" stories is really difficult for me, because a lot of villain stories focus on the absolutely massive scale horrible things they do, and I focus on the interpersonal drama in my stories with them, so it's like I'm writing Superhero/Villain Romcoms instead.
December 9, 2023 at 9:45 PM
I've been lied to.

I asked my partner: If you were a vegetable what vegetable would you be?

They immediately replied with Rhubarb, which lead to me looking this up only to find that, despite what I have been told my entire life, rhubarb is a vegetable.
December 9, 2023 at 9:44 PM
Baking a cake but we don't use eggs for it in this house due to Reasons (we can't get to the grocery store) so I have been using egg substitute for a year and found out today I have been using it wrong oops. Did it right, and the cake is Weirder now. Huh.
December 9, 2023 at 9:31 PM
Oh boy I feel so awkward when I just go on a long rant in other people's Blue Sky threads, it's cool when someone says it is fine, but I am like IS THIS LEGAL? Am I ALLOWED? Am I Free From The Sin Of Existence?

BOY RELIGION DID A NUMBER ON ME LMAO.

In other news, I am baking a cake!
December 9, 2023 at 9:27 PM
I joked earlier about the most interesting anecdote about myself and then [REDACTED] but real talk, I was charged in court by the mayor of a town I lived in as a [minor won't list age] as a Domestic Terrorist because of mailing a brown-wrapped box a late 70s neighbor gave me. Bomb squad called. oops
December 9, 2023 at 9:13 PM
Thinking of my very deeply messed up upbringing by a man who believed, literally, that he was Jesus Christ 2.0 and that everything he did was him doing it as Jesus Christ 2.0 and that he was allowed to do anything and everything and it was Godly....and now I look at my fantasy god system and...oof.
December 9, 2023 at 8:51 PM
So many people say they'd fight a god but but weapon would you even use?

I think Liam my OC would use his words. He's a lover not a physical fighter.

But if he did have a weapon it would be a big ass sword that he doesn't even have a sheath for he just hires a guy to carry it for him.
December 9, 2023 at 7:26 PM
My line of reasoning is if lying, do it twice

Two negatives make a positive and as lies are regarded as negative, that means you are now giving a positive, or telling the truth. Gottem.
December 9, 2023 at 7:21 PM
I'm sick, my partner is sick, we're going to bed but we often will just discuss fun things in bed like: BONE SPORTS.

Bone Sport 1: Disassemble your enemy skeleton's bones before they completely disassemble yours.

Bone Sport 2: How far can you throw your finger bones?

Bone Sport 3: Tall Skeleton.
December 9, 2023 at 7:02 PM
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December 9, 2023 at 6:42 PM