Jordan Vance (no relation)
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Jordan Vance (no relation)
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Your honor, I'm a dog.
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A fawn dog in the woods with a cascade of water running behind her. The dog is smiling. It is a good day.
November 27, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Two good dogs, one brindle, one fawn, walking along a dusty path. The fawn one has a hat in her mouth. A brindle dog and a fawn dog lying entangled on some grass.
August 28, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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A fawn dog lying on a red couch with its head resting on the couch armrest. A fish cat toy lies between its paws.
July 11, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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Yup
A fawn dog resting it's head on green pants. She knows it's vacation time and she's not coming
May 6, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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In.
Two dogs lying in the grass. One is chill. The other is an idiot.
April 19, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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Anyhow, here's Pepper
A brindle dog looking over is shoulder while lying on a teal blanket. One of its jowls hangs down comically
April 16, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Duolingo screen with the text: Nous perdons beaucoup d'argent. We're losing a lot of money.
April 9, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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Chickpea is not happy about being dropped from consideration
A snarling dog with its tongue between its teeth. She's really a good dog but gets super cranky when she is tired.
April 6, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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A fawn dog and an orange cat on a red couch. A snek dog toy is on the floor in front of the cat.
March 21, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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Boopable snoot
A fawn doggo, snoot extended and asleep, waiting for a boop. Boop that snoot for democracy
March 13, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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Make America academics middling. What a bunch of stupid fucking smooth-brained assholes.
When President Trump and his allies think of the idealized version of higher education, they don’t look to the Ivy League or the revered universities of the United Kingdom. They look to Hungary, a middle-tier economy without a single college or university ranked among the world’s top 400. Over the past 15 years, Hungary’s right-wing prime minister, Viktor Orbán, has installed political allies in leadership roles, slashed funding for independent scientific research, and cut support for the humanities in what he has described as a campaign to save universities from financial ruin and, crucially, root out the pernicious influence of left-wing radicals and globalists. ”I think his way has to be the model for us,” Vice President JD Vance said of Orbán’s approach last year.
March 9, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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Trump take egg
A Trader Joe's shelf with only 1 dozen eggs left and some organic blue and brown egg dozens are just in frame.
March 1, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Ugh everything here is buried in snow and ice. Currently snugging Chickpea instead.
A fawn dog curled into a tight ball
February 26, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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Current feeling
A snarling dog, upset about Ireland's current state of play
February 1, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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This is a weird Encyclopedia Brown book
January 5, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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Anyhow, it's exhausting. Everything is exhausting.
Scrunched-up face of a dog sleeping on another dog's hind quarters.
December 11, 2024 at 3:04 AM
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Hooded mergansers in the snow storm today
4 hooded mergansers
November 29, 2024 at 1:12 AM
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This is incredibly pleasant
Two dogs walking on a snowy tree lined road. They are both wearing jackets. In the lower left is a thumb because every picture I take has my thumb in it.
November 28, 2024 at 4:45 PM
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Dubious
Side project goes viral Coffee keyboard disaster
November 26, 2024 at 2:40 PM
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What a week, huh?
A brindle dog with big ears looking over her should at something
November 26, 2024 at 1:43 AM
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Great names. We have Pepper, Chickpea, and Humphrey Deforest Bogart VanLoff.
A sitting down fawn dog, a lying down brindle pure bred mutt, and a hefty chunk orange cat on a bed.
November 6, 2024 at 12:39 AM
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Timeline cleanse with Pepper
A brindle dog wrapped in a teal blanket on a couch looking very warm and comfortable
November 6, 2024 at 12:36 AM
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At least one of us is sleeping tonight
A sleeping fawn dog on a white pillow. Many cookbooks and recipe folders behind her.
November 6, 2024 at 12:29 AM
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A dog on a red couch with its face between its paws
November 2, 2024 at 1:07 AM
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Chickpea is all in for naps @darthbluesky.bsky.social
A dog with its head between its paws on a red couch.
October 29, 2024 at 1:36 PM