Parker
@justprkr.com
You're just a book editor from London, and I'm a beautiful movie trailer-maker from L.A.
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every woman should get 5 Years Off when she figures her whole shit out
September 6, 2025 at 8:49 PM
every woman should get 5 Years Off when she figures her whole shit out
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Arc died so Dia could die later lmao
September 4, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Arc died so Dia could die later lmao
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things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room and you only went in there sometimes
August 21, 2025 at 4:36 PM
things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room and you only went in there sometimes
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Ever since I was a little girl, I dreamed about being logged out for security purposes.
July 3, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Ever since I was a little girl, I dreamed about being logged out for security purposes.
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every time i try to learn something new i get surprised by how much i want to sleep
June 15, 2025 at 9:15 PM
every time i try to learn something new i get surprised by how much i want to sleep
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Exclaiming “During Pride?!” at every minor inconvenience
June 2, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Exclaiming “During Pride?!” at every minor inconvenience
Chasing inbox zero but for swift compiler warnings
May 25, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Chasing inbox zero but for swift compiler warnings
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A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope
May 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope
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"The winner will get to perform a song of our choice on national television in a partial recreation of the Houston airport" is my "cellar door"
May 3, 2025 at 10:00 PM
"The winner will get to perform a song of our choice on national television in a partial recreation of the Houston airport" is my "cellar door"
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get this shit outta here
The 2026 Subaru Outback is ... a crossover.
• No more Legacy-based wagon
• 2 inches taller
• Modified WRX steering system
Love it or hate it?
• No more Legacy-based wagon
• 2 inches taller
• Modified WRX steering system
Love it or hate it?
April 16, 2025 at 4:13 PM
get this shit outta here
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Tool makers hated that they were making tools, wanted to create the future. Instead, created worse tools.
I have a completely unremovable Google Gemini button in my work email which I've never used except to ask "How do I deactivate you?"
Got told "I'm sorry, but I can't help you with that."
This is an account I use to handle sensitive data, by the way.
Got told "I'm sorry, but I can't help you with that."
This is an account I use to handle sensitive data, by the way.
March 13, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Tool makers hated that they were making tools, wanted to create the future. Instead, created worse tools.