My folks would go out of town when I was a teenager and I watched my two younger brothers, I’m pretty sure my diet was mostly hot dogs with just hot sauce on them. Don’t know how I’m still here.

If we can’t have Daft Punk, NiN will work

I will always remember this one

If you look past the dead, beautifully eye-lined gaze, there’s a tiny clone of Machiavelli pulling the strings, one arm for cognitive dissonance and the other for moral disengagement.

Is this not part of Curtis Yarvins place of technocratic city states?

Wait, are we not? I already bought the ebike.

Gonna be a long list

Why does Jennings look like he’s auditioning to be GWB on SNL

Logistically, why can’t any of the three letter orgs take action?

The year is 2025 and the richest man in the world is a nazi

Did you burn burn any CDs like a wicker cabinet?

I’m certain the growth of the American trad cath movement is just trying to create their own brand of right wing evangelical extremism. Not sure how far they can move away from the church before they snap off.

Yeah but show me your cassettes

Seems like the only punch they’re capable of throwing is a punchline