Yeah, maybe now's the time to learn!

i had an annoying friend who could just pour some flour onto a counter and seemingly just sort of wave her hands around it* the way a squirrel pretends to bury an acorn in some leaves, and in no time it would become pasta

ANNOYING

*ok, maybe also adding water and an egg yolk

hehehe

I'd heard there were some snowflakes, perhaps?

"Fuck, that sounds good?" or "Fuck, now you can't have that!"

the judges will also accept "both" as an answer

and i've got no gemelli! i'd love to have some with a bacony cream sauce with some peas and shallots

james madison is inconsolable: "they were supposed to be the *best* of us!"

bro's gonna get *rendered*

It’s bad out here!

Sorry to hear it!