Just Jolea
@justjolea.bsky.social
The blue haired weirdo you were warned about. Medical miracle, dog mom, tv/movie/book addict, lover of coffee. Not necessarily in that order.
This is why my best friend and I have matching pineapple tattoos. And zero regrets.
November 26, 2025 at 8:40 PM
This is why my best friend and I have matching pineapple tattoos. And zero regrets.
Also I was picturing more like Johnny Storm with a mustache.
November 25, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Also I was picturing more like Johnny Storm with a mustache.
This seems very on brand for Macaulay and what a fun moment for his child when the realization finally comes. 🤯
November 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
This seems very on brand for Macaulay and what a fun moment for his child when the realization finally comes. 🤯
Oh silly Steven… I should have told you. I had a strict No Dying Clause written into the Friend Contract ™️. You are not allowed to die.
November 25, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Oh silly Steven… I should have told you. I had a strict No Dying Clause written into the Friend Contract ™️. You are not allowed to die.
Exactly! You’re immune! That fire was just to make you burn even brighter. ❤️🔥
November 25, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Exactly! You’re immune! That fire was just to make you burn even brighter. ❤️🔥
Maybe because you’re a fire sign? 🔥
November 25, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Maybe because you’re a fire sign? 🔥
I just finished Razorblade Tears and what a ride. I sobbed at the end. Thank you.
November 24, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I just finished Razorblade Tears and what a ride. I sobbed at the end. Thank you.
I wish I could use my external gif keyboard because Bluesky is lacking the good ones for the third act of this movie.
November 21, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I wish I could use my external gif keyboard because Bluesky is lacking the good ones for the third act of this movie.
Another line I use all the time
(that almost always goes unnoticed as a reference)
Remember the red button?
PUSH the red button.
(that almost always goes unnoticed as a reference)
Remember the red button?
PUSH the red button.
a car is driving through a tunnel with a license plate that says gn 52
Alt: Car transforming into an alien aircraft inside a tunnel.
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November 21, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Another line I use all the time
(that almost always goes unnoticed as a reference)
Remember the red button?
PUSH the red button.
(that almost always goes unnoticed as a reference)
Remember the red button?
PUSH the red button.
And now, the scene and character that made me want a pug named Frank.
…I currently have a Basset named Milhouse who talks to dogs on the tv so this scene is extra entertaining this go round.
…I currently have a Basset named Milhouse who talks to dogs on the tv so this scene is extra entertaining this go round.
a man in a suit is holding a pug dog in his hands .
ALT: a man in a suit is holding a pug dog in his hands .
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November 21, 2025 at 6:43 PM
And now, the scene and character that made me want a pug named Frank.
…I currently have a Basset named Milhouse who talks to dogs on the tv so this scene is extra entertaining this go round.
…I currently have a Basset named Milhouse who talks to dogs on the tv so this scene is extra entertaining this go round.
This remains one of his best roles and I hope I get to tell him how much I love it someday.
a man is sitting in the driver 's seat of a green truck and adjusting his hair .
Alt: a man who is really a giant alien in a too-small human suit is sitting in the driver 's seat of a green truck and trying to look casual.
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November 21, 2025 at 6:39 PM
This remains one of his best roles and I hope I get to tell him how much I love it someday.
You know the difference between you and me?
a man in a suit and tie stands in front of a crowd of people
ALT: a man in a suit and tie stands in front of a crowd of people
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November 21, 2025 at 5:09 PM
You know the difference between you and me?
I use this line all the time
two men are sitting on a park bench and one of them says a person is smart
ALT: two men are sitting on a park bench and one of them says a person is smart
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November 21, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I use this line all the time