Justin Bryant
@justinwriter.bsky.social
‘Thunder From A Clear Blue Sky’ Malarkey Books 2023. Short fiction/flash here and there.
I already have a leading candidate
November 13, 2025 at 12:48 PM
I already have a leading candidate
Today was a big day in project world.
November 7, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Today was a big day in project world.
Do you have a household nemesis? I hate that garbage can. Every time I change the bag, the flippy top falls apart and I have to reassemble it. EVERY TIME.
November 6, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Do you have a household nemesis? I hate that garbage can. Every time I change the bag, the flippy top falls apart and I have to reassemble it. EVERY TIME.
….they actually lowered the actual rate of crime. Actually.
As always, the failure of Democrats is messaging, not message.
As always, the failure of Democrats is messaging, not message.
October 28, 2025 at 1:23 PM
….they actually lowered the actual rate of crime. Actually.
As always, the failure of Democrats is messaging, not message.
As always, the failure of Democrats is messaging, not message.
I know you’re not supposed to reply to scam texts but every now and then I say fuck it
October 19, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I know you’re not supposed to reply to scam texts but every now and then I say fuck it
I’ve always loved this one from Paul McCartney’s ‘Winderful Christmas Time’
October 15, 2025 at 12:14 PM
I’ve always loved this one from Paul McCartney’s ‘Winderful Christmas Time’
Congrats to Laszlo and all, but him leaving this on my windshield feels petty.
October 10, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Congrats to Laszlo and all, but him leaving this on my windshield feels petty.
Yesterday we said goodbye to our beautiful Roxy. Thank you for 15 wonderful years of love. Our hearts are broken, yet we’re so grateful you were our girl ❤️
October 4, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Yesterday we said goodbye to our beautiful Roxy. Thank you for 15 wonderful years of love. Our hearts are broken, yet we’re so grateful you were our girl ❤️
This is true. A friend who tells me about every one of his tennis matches in great detail lost to a woman a few days ago and only owned up to it yesterday. She’s a former D1 player and there’s zero shame in losing to her, but he couldn’t handle it.
September 21, 2025 at 12:21 PM
This is true. A friend who tells me about every one of his tennis matches in great detail lost to a woman a few days ago and only owned up to it yesterday. She’s a former D1 player and there’s zero shame in losing to her, but he couldn’t handle it.
I’m painting a 1973 Lotus Europa. My first paid gig as a painter.
September 20, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I’m painting a 1973 Lotus Europa. My first paid gig as a painter.
First time I watched Three Days of the Condor I spent the whole thing annoyed by how hot he was. He’s supposed to be a nerdy book analyst and he looks like this?
September 17, 2025 at 12:43 AM
First time I watched Three Days of the Condor I spent the whole thing annoyed by how hot he was. He’s supposed to be a nerdy book analyst and he looks like this?
Writers, do you have a side hustle?
I do.
I do.
July 31, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Writers, do you have a side hustle?
I do.
I do.
In a league tennis match my team had to win to go to States, everything came down to my court. I was feeling off and lost the first 8 games of the match, was obviously cooked, then somehow came back and won it. Guys on my team love going to States because they’re in bad marriages 🤦🏻♂️😂
July 26, 2025 at 5:40 PM
In a league tennis match my team had to win to go to States, everything came down to my court. I was feeling off and lost the first 8 games of the match, was obviously cooked, then somehow came back and won it. Guys on my team love going to States because they’re in bad marriages 🤦🏻♂️😂
Great movie but I’m not really buying this guy as ‘bookish nerd’
July 26, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Great movie but I’m not really buying this guy as ‘bookish nerd’
It’s a couple days later and I’m back to normal and realizing how insane this picture is. Wasps, man.
July 19, 2025 at 5:19 PM
It’s a couple days later and I’m back to normal and realizing how insane this picture is. Wasps, man.
Sir, what would you consider to be some other great screwups?
July 16, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Sir, what would you consider to be some other great screwups?
Mildred Natwick was supposed to be 52 in Barefoot in the Park (she was 62 at the time). Her character is written like she’s at the end of her life. There’s a nice redemption eventually, and she’s hilarious in the role, but…52?
July 15, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Mildred Natwick was supposed to be 52 in Barefoot in the Park (she was 62 at the time). Her character is written like she’s at the end of her life. There’s a nice redemption eventually, and she’s hilarious in the role, but…52?
Aryna Sabalenka’s boyfriend looks exactly like you’d expect, if you are at all familiar with Aryna Sabalenka. This isn’t a bad thing. You just know this is her type.
July 10, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Aryna Sabalenka’s boyfriend looks exactly like you’d expect, if you are at all familiar with Aryna Sabalenka. This isn’t a bad thing. You just know this is her type.
Thomas Mann invented it
July 8, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Thomas Mann invented it
Sarah just sent this picture from home. Roxy wanted to play but there are storms so Sarah pulled every single toy out of her toy bin for her.😍😍
July 3, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Sarah just sent this picture from home. Roxy wanted to play but there are storms so Sarah pulled every single toy out of her toy bin for her.😍😍