I had the same thought. The USWNT is playing in your city, the weather is nice, and you aren’t there? Couldn’t be me.

The Giant Eagle bags really elevate this into the realm art.

And Jaedyn!

Totally fair!

Me, with no rooting interest in this match, pumping my fist in the air as Gotham scores.

I laughed. I think the NWSL format makes it more exciting than Champions League because of the latter’s two-legged knockout rounds with several weeks between them.

Too much stress

I’d rather not

“[E]very single player who plays in this league is eligible to play in this league. Otherwise they would not be playing.”

The first rule of tautology club is the first rule of tautology club.

After the First themselves decided not to put a stay on it so they could rule

“The White House ballroom is good… what? No, we’re not saying this because our owner donated funding for it… why would you think that?”