Announcing my run for mayor for every city in America. Doesn't matter which one, just write me in.
November 4, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Announcing my run for mayor for every city in America. Doesn't matter which one, just write me in.
They told me to go to HR and I was like hell yeah I love Hot Redheads
October 22, 2025 at 10:58 PM
They told me to go to HR and I was like hell yeah I love Hot Redheads
Me: not really feeling this L, it might be bunk
me 30 m̸̥̝͖̊ḯ̶̢̭̫͂͜n̶͇̄͆̐͝u̸̬̅̕̕t̶͇͗͠ë̷̪́̄s̴̞̑͛ ̸̲̯̞͖͂̍ḽ̴̡͕͛̅͝a̷͉͉̬̠̓̈́ţ̷͙̙̽̓̇͝e̶͍̼̠͆̀̋̽ṛ̴̈́̈́
me 30 m̸̥̝͖̊ḯ̶̢̭̫͂͜n̶͇̄͆̐͝u̸̬̅̕̕t̶͇͗͠ë̷̪́̄s̴̞̑͛ ̸̲̯̞͖͂̍ḽ̴̡͕͛̅͝a̷͉͉̬̠̓̈́ţ̷͙̙̽̓̇͝e̶͍̼̠͆̀̋̽ṛ̴̈́̈́
October 18, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Me: not really feeling this L, it might be bunk
me 30 m̸̥̝͖̊ḯ̶̢̭̫͂͜n̶͇̄͆̐͝u̸̬̅̕̕t̶͇͗͠ë̷̪́̄s̴̞̑͛ ̸̲̯̞͖͂̍ḽ̴̡͕͛̅͝a̷͉͉̬̠̓̈́ţ̷͙̙̽̓̇͝e̶͍̼̠͆̀̋̽ṛ̴̈́̈́
me 30 m̸̥̝͖̊ḯ̶̢̭̫͂͜n̶͇̄͆̐͝u̸̬̅̕̕t̶͇͗͠ë̷̪́̄s̴̞̑͛ ̸̲̯̞͖͂̍ḽ̴̡͕͛̅͝a̷͉͉̬̠̓̈́ţ̷͙̙̽̓̇͝e̶͍̼̠͆̀̋̽ṛ̴̈́̈́
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October 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
white house has joined bluesky
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If you're ever feeling lonely, just fill out some forms for moving companies saying you want a quote and you'll never be left alone again.
October 13, 2025 at 10:25 PM
If you're ever feeling lonely, just fill out some forms for moving companies saying you want a quote and you'll never be left alone again.
Shoot for the moon, even if you miss, you’ll land in New Jersey
October 10, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Shoot for the moon, even if you miss, you’ll land in New Jersey
Paying my respects at the snickers 9/11 memorial
October 1, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Paying my respects at the snickers 9/11 memorial
When god said let there be light, he was talking about the birth of Chris Kuroda
September 17, 2025 at 1:45 PM
When god said let there be light, he was talking about the birth of Chris Kuroda
He died doing what he loved, inciting violence
September 11, 2025 at 4:21 AM
He died doing what he loved, inciting violence
When it™ does finally happen, we’ll all just wake to the news. work will be cancelled, parks and bars will be packed, and the next baby boom will start
August 31, 2025 at 5:12 PM
When it™ does finally happen, we’ll all just wake to the news. work will be cancelled, parks and bars will be packed, and the next baby boom will start
It’s easy to forget that every unc you meet was once a nephew
August 27, 2025 at 10:29 PM
It’s easy to forget that every unc you meet was once a nephew
woke up and put on sweatpants instead of backetball shorts, summer really is coming to and end
August 23, 2025 at 3:30 PM
woke up and put on sweatpants instead of backetball shorts, summer really is coming to and end
Okay Dunkin these stickers are cute but I did get arrested for sippin’ and drippin’ once
August 19, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Okay Dunkin these stickers are cute but I did get arrested for sippin’ and drippin’ once
On twitter, you tweeted.
On Bluesky, you bust.
On Bluesky, you bust.
August 19, 2025 at 2:48 AM
On twitter, you tweeted.
On Bluesky, you bust.
On Bluesky, you bust.
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Hey folks! Drop Up Video is back tonight at Pine Box Rock Shop at 9pm in Bushwick! Featuring @realdanyang.bsky.social @bobgurnett.com @maxheadgear.bsky.social @justinthompson.lol, Lizzie Martinez, Annie Lockwood, and Kevin O'Brien! More Info: dropupvideo81525.eventbrite.com?aff=bsky
August 15, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Hey folks! Drop Up Video is back tonight at Pine Box Rock Shop at 9pm in Bushwick! Featuring @realdanyang.bsky.social @bobgurnett.com @maxheadgear.bsky.social @justinthompson.lol, Lizzie Martinez, Annie Lockwood, and Kevin O'Brien! More Info: dropupvideo81525.eventbrite.com?aff=bsky
For our wedding, we’re getting registered at Guitar Center
August 9, 2025 at 3:02 AM
For our wedding, we’re getting registered at Guitar Center
It’s crazy that there are millions of people driving in New York City and I’m the only one that’s good at it
August 7, 2025 at 6:49 PM
It’s crazy that there are millions of people driving in New York City and I’m the only one that’s good at it
I want to post about getting engaged, but need to figure out how to do in a way to advance my career
August 7, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I want to post about getting engaged, but need to figure out how to do in a way to advance my career
the best time to take an edible was 46 minutes ago, and the second best time to take an edible is now
August 2, 2025 at 4:12 PM
the best time to take an edible was 46 minutes ago, and the second best time to take an edible is now
Just catching up on reading the news and it turns out, shit fucking sucks!
July 25, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Just catching up on reading the news and it turns out, shit fucking sucks!
Going up to the projectionist at AMC and asking them to turn on the captions
July 18, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Going up to the projectionist at AMC and asking them to turn on the captions
“This bar sucks”
me out loud to no one, alone at home
me out loud to no one, alone at home
July 8, 2025 at 2:03 AM
“This bar sucks”
me out loud to no one, alone at home
me out loud to no one, alone at home
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Reposted by justin thompson
Thief (1981), dir. Michael Mann @criterion.bsky.social #MovieNight
June 21, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Thief (1981), dir. Michael Mann @criterion.bsky.social #MovieNight