Justin McGuire
@justinmcguiremx.bsky.social
Host of Baseball by the Book Podcast and reporter at Mountain Xpress newspaper in Asheville, N.C. Go Heels, go Orioles
Welp, that oughta settle things.
Trump just now: “Epstein was a Democrat, and he is the Democrat's problem, not the Republican's problem! …Don’t waste your time with Trump. “
November 14, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Welp, that oughta settle things.
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I always get a kick out of the NYT Defense Squad trotting out harrumphing takes about how serious journalists don't report on mere speculation, blow things out of proportion, dig into their colleagues' email, etc etc
November 13, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I always get a kick out of the NYT Defense Squad trotting out harrumphing takes about how serious journalists don't report on mere speculation, blow things out of proportion, dig into their colleagues' email, etc etc
Paul Skenes may already be the best pitcher in Pirates history. Discuss.
November 13, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Paul Skenes may already be the best pitcher in Pirates history. Discuss.
Brilliant move to make this dolt the face of ESPN.
November 12, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Brilliant move to make this dolt the face of ESPN.
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"Scared of Charlotte" is a whole new level of "scared of cities" that I'd never even considered possible
Rep. Pat Harrigan: "I have asked Josh Stein, our governor, to consider working with President Trump to allow the National Guard to come into Charlotte ... use the National Guard as a force multiplier and they can a lot of load off the Charlotte PD."
November 11, 2025 at 2:44 PM
"Scared of Charlotte" is a whole new level of "scared of cities" that I'd never even considered possible
Millionaires destroying their careers and facing jail time over $12,000. Makes sense.
November 9, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Millionaires destroying their careers and facing jail time over $12,000. Makes sense.
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Not surprised UNC won, a little surprised how UNC won. That’s a big one.
Roy never beat Kansas. Now Hubert has.
Roy never beat Kansas. Now Hubert has.
November 8, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Not surprised UNC won, a little surprised how UNC won. That’s a big one.
Roy never beat Kansas. Now Hubert has.
Roy never beat Kansas. Now Hubert has.
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people will go on the internet and post anything
"heterosexual men aren't attracted to sabrina carpenter"
yes they are, that isn't true
"heterosexual men aren't attracted to sabrina carpenter"
yes they are, that isn't true
Something I find very funny is people periodically talking about how Sabrina Carpenter "isn't hot to men", as if heterosexual male fans are the audience her career depends on. I thought we had all understood 'women mostly dress up for themselves, or for women' but looks like we've forgotten again.
November 7, 2025 at 7:02 PM
people will go on the internet and post anything
"heterosexual men aren't attracted to sabrina carpenter"
yes they are, that isn't true
"heterosexual men aren't attracted to sabrina carpenter"
yes they are, that isn't true
It's my favorite time of the week!
November 7, 2025 at 4:48 PM
It's my favorite time of the week!
literally lol'd at this headline
"It’s not 1859 anymore, guys. This is not your blue period. You are not in your watercolor era. You are just a cheap asshole who is quite adept at depicting this bawdy revue."
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/im-...
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I’m the Owner of This All Day Café in Nineteenth-Century Paris: Can We Stop It with the Fucking Easels?
I opened this café with the best of intentions: to provide a salon par excellence with a focus on good food and live entertainment, a third place t...
www.mcsweeneys.net
November 7, 2025 at 4:29 PM
literally lol'd at this headline
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I will never understand the people who can look at this and shrug.
November 7, 2025 at 7:39 AM
I will never understand the people who can look at this and shrug.
Around the Horny
November 6, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Around the Horny
Somehow I've managed to exist in workplaces for more than three decades without ever getting reported to HR by a woman. I must be a unicorn.
Like I don't know how else to describe what this freak is suggesting here
November 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Somehow I've managed to exist in workplaces for more than three decades without ever getting reported to HR by a woman. I must be a unicorn.
What's the opposite of doom scrolling? Because that's what I've been doing since last night.
November 5, 2025 at 3:14 PM
What's the opposite of doom scrolling? Because that's what I've been doing since last night.
Eat shit, Andrew Cuomo.
November 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Eat shit, Andrew Cuomo.
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Normal People Don’t Want This Shit is running away with the vote tonight
November 5, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Normal People Don’t Want This Shit is running away with the vote tonight
I honestly thought this was a parody
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November 5, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I honestly thought this was a parody
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One. Special. Boy. A 230+ year old experiment with the rule of law & a constitutional republic, all cast aside for the most boringly corrupt & lawless authoritarian one can imagine. Mind boggling how completely every institution has failed to meet the moment.
"the documents were so restricted that top Justice Department security officials reacted with surprise to the code names: They had never heard of them before. Some involved special access programs that required the president or a cabinet member to grant approval to view."
November 4, 2025 at 4:07 AM
One. Special. Boy. A 230+ year old experiment with the rule of law & a constitutional republic, all cast aside for the most boringly corrupt & lawless authoritarian one can imagine. Mind boggling how completely every institution has failed to meet the moment.
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EVERYBODY STAY CALM!!!!
Luka Bogavac has officially been cleared to play for the UNC Basketball program!!! ⬇️
Luka Bogavac has officially been cleared to play for the UNC Basketball program!!! ⬇️
November 3, 2025 at 11:35 PM
EVERYBODY STAY CALM!!!!
Luka Bogavac has officially been cleared to play for the UNC Basketball program!!! ⬇️
Luka Bogavac has officially been cleared to play for the UNC Basketball program!!! ⬇️
Slow down, man, I’m already sold
Johnson: "If they had no filibuster, they would pack the SCOTUS. You'd go from 9 to 17 or however many liberals they could pack. You would make DC & Puerto Rico into states, which would give 4 additional Democrat senators & make us a permanent minority. You'd see massive restrictions of 2A rights"
November 3, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Slow down, man, I’m already sold
Not happy with outcome, but was one helluva series
November 2, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Not happy with outcome, but was one helluva series
poor Schitts Creek cast
November 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
poor Schitts Creek cast
Will Smith hasn’t had that big a hit since Chris Rock
November 2, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Will Smith hasn’t had that big a hit since Chris Rock
Now warming up for the Jays, Mark Lemongello
November 2, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Now warming up for the Jays, Mark Lemongello
