Robo Justin (Updating to Win98 any day now)
@justinmatic5000.bsky.social
Rated "pretty ok, I guess" by Robot Aficionado Magazine. Occasionally funny on purpose.
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One part of the economy is improving
November 7, 2025 at 2:21 AM
One part of the economy is improving
Trying my hardest not to
November 6, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Trying my hardest not to
My War on Christmas until December First has begun
November 4, 2025 at 5:05 AM
My War on Christmas until December First has begun
Sounds like they wanted to get it right
September 27, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Sounds like they wanted to get it right
Happy Transformers Day to everyone but Michael Bay.
I'll see you at the parade! (Traffic)
I'll see you at the parade! (Traffic)
September 17, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Happy Transformers Day to everyone but Michael Bay.
I'll see you at the parade! (Traffic)
I'll see you at the parade! (Traffic)
I KNEW emergency burritos were a thing
July 29, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I KNEW emergency burritos were a thing
Found this on the ground at our local summer festival.
July 20, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Found this on the ground at our local summer festival.
I can't explain this. But this chicken is a real estate agent that only sees his kids on the weekend
June 8, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I can't explain this. But this chicken is a real estate agent that only sees his kids on the weekend
This is how I picked up my kid on the last day of elementary school
May 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
This is how I picked up my kid on the last day of elementary school
I don't know...
May 19, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I don't know...
Rearranged my mom's fridge magnets again
May 19, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Rearranged my mom's fridge magnets again
Threats from an adolescent on a school morning
April 28, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Threats from an adolescent on a school morning
This is the exact pose I would expect a therapist to make
April 17, 2025 at 2:55 AM
This is the exact pose I would expect a therapist to make
Hey
April 8, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Hey
What
March 26, 2025 at 12:33 AM
What
Does it work like this?
February 22, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Does it work like this?
What about this
February 11, 2025 at 5:07 AM
What about this
February 2, 2025 at 4:16 PM
It's this the signal to attack, I forget. Someone let me know if they were assaulted by a toaster today
February 2, 2025 at 4:13 PM
It's this the signal to attack, I forget. Someone let me know if they were assaulted by a toaster today
Was it one of these? I saw someone online turn one of these into a pizza the other day and I'm fascinated
February 1, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Was it one of these? I saw someone online turn one of these into a pizza the other day and I'm fascinated