Justin Kramp
@justinkramp.bsky.social
Martech and content systems professional at VML. Central Kansas transplant to KC area. Off work I’m finding live music, whiskey and queso. Exhausted.
On this day in 1996, Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum, along with our armed forces, successfully repelled an alien invasion that could have wiped our very existence off this Earth.
It's amazing to believe it's been 29 years already, but not a day goes by that I don't think about it.
It's amazing to believe it's been 29 years already, but not a day goes by that I don't think about it.
July 4, 2025 at 7:00 PM
On this day in 1996, Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum, along with our armed forces, successfully repelled an alien invasion that could have wiped our very existence off this Earth.
It's amazing to believe it's been 29 years already, but not a day goes by that I don't think about it.
It's amazing to believe it's been 29 years already, but not a day goes by that I don't think about it.
Such an exciting game up to the last seconds!
March 29, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Such an exciting game up to the last seconds!
Wait so the Dept of Ed is run more efficiently than one of our largest banks? Impressed.
March 22, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Wait so the Dept of Ed is run more efficiently than one of our largest banks? Impressed.
Are you a bar owner in KC who needs help improving your use of TouchTunes? I’m here to help. Set me up with a tab, queso and access to your TT account and watch your usage climb. My qualifications? Top Tier TT user, and the ability to get any crowd to ask “who’s playing these songs?”
February 19, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Are you a bar owner in KC who needs help improving your use of TouchTunes? I’m here to help. Set me up with a tab, queso and access to your TT account and watch your usage climb. My qualifications? Top Tier TT user, and the ability to get any crowd to ask “who’s playing these songs?”
At least their own design patterns tell on themselves. eBay launches 20% off “sale.” Day after sale price drops 22%
February 18, 2025 at 2:41 PM
At least their own design patterns tell on themselves. eBay launches 20% off “sale.” Day after sale price drops 22%
Sunday night nachos at the peanut >>>
February 17, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Sunday night nachos at the peanut >>>
February 9, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Which gender thinks “Life is a Highway” is a good “fighting song?” This guy is an idiot
February 9, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Which gender thinks “Life is a Highway” is a good “fighting song?” This guy is an idiot
Can it wait until I land please
February 6, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Can it wait until I land please
I had real ramen at a restaurant today for the first time. It was good. I even ate the soft boiled egg (I don’t do eggs unless they’re scrambled). Fun to try something new and really enjoyed it.
February 6, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I had real ramen at a restaurant today for the first time. It was good. I even ate the soft boiled egg (I don’t do eggs unless they’re scrambled). Fun to try something new and really enjoyed it.
Facts I was listening to Gloria Estefan in Spanish before @duolingoverde.bsky.social dared remind me that I need to get my Chinese practice in
February 3, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Facts I was listening to Gloria Estefan in Spanish before @duolingoverde.bsky.social dared remind me that I need to get my Chinese practice in
Taking websites offline to continue your scrub of inclusive language is super embarrassing. Most pages on hhs.gov that still show up in their site search related to these issues return an error. They’re blowing away caches and reindexing sites to make it look like they were never there.
January 31, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Taking websites offline to continue your scrub of inclusive language is super embarrassing. Most pages on hhs.gov that still show up in their site search related to these issues return an error. They’re blowing away caches and reindexing sites to make it look like they were never there.
It’s not all fireworks and butterflies in Kansas City
January 27, 2025 at 3:03 AM
It’s not all fireworks and butterflies in Kansas City
US imports from Columbia, source tradingeconomics.com/united-state...
January 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
US imports from Columbia, source tradingeconomics.com/united-state...
Step 1 - ban an app bc natl security
Step 2 - rule against a 1A challenge
Step 3 - implement ban
Step 4 - undo the ban and try to take credit as a freedom of speech hero
Step 5 - Find Out
Step 2 - rule against a 1A challenge
Step 3 - implement ban
Step 4 - undo the ban and try to take credit as a freedom of speech hero
Step 5 - Find Out
January 19, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Step 1 - ban an app bc natl security
Step 2 - rule against a 1A challenge
Step 3 - implement ban
Step 4 - undo the ban and try to take credit as a freedom of speech hero
Step 5 - Find Out
Step 2 - rule against a 1A challenge
Step 3 - implement ban
Step 4 - undo the ban and try to take credit as a freedom of speech hero
Step 5 - Find Out
Looks like a win already.
January 18, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Looks like a win already.
@touchtunes.bsky.social peak wingman
January 9, 2025 at 5:14 AM
@touchtunes.bsky.social peak wingman
The way 2025 deserves to arrive
January 1, 2025 at 5:35 AM
The way 2025 deserves to arrive
Needed the olds at this bar to stop playing kid rock and country so had to load up TouchTunes and fix the vibes. Just another way us Sagittarius keep the world spinning
December 16, 2024 at 12:14 AM
Needed the olds at this bar to stop playing kid rock and country so had to load up TouchTunes and fix the vibes. Just another way us Sagittarius keep the world spinning
Not to brag but we got buffalo chicken dip at the Peanut for the Chiefs game
December 9, 2024 at 1:47 AM
Not to brag but we got buffalo chicken dip at the Peanut for the Chiefs game
This literally just happened
December 6, 2024 at 12:56 AM
This literally just happened