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Justin Stanley
@justindstanley.com
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Policy analyst, friend to all animals. Kentucky resident, spiritual West Virginian (derogatory). Interested in deep politics/parapolitics and many other things besides. Politically red (the good kind).

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I SPIL MY JICE MODS HELP HELP HELP HEP HELP HELP
November 10, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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Patrick Bateman stares at his phone in violent disgust.
November 10, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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New favorite activity just dropped.
A series of posts, captioned "Reading sports headlines while pretending sports don't exist suggests a fascinating world of magic and whimsy." The headlines: "Darius Slay says he was 'this close' to becoming a Raven" "David Montgomery was pursued by Vikings, Bears" "Transfer Portal Created in Good Faith, But is Out of Control" "Wizards announce plan to move from D.C. to Virginia"
November 5, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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They’re not just places in Denmark anymore
A Google Maps route showing the way from Copenhagen to Seethenhagen.
November 5, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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An FBI agent typing.
November 4, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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A Trump tweet that simply reads "BORING!"
November 4, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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Or, indeed, this one!
Stephen Miller: The Anti-Mamdani vote which is really the pro-NYC vote, the pro-America vote needs to unite behind a leading candidate and that's Andrew Cuomo.
November 4, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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Or this one
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump If Communist Candidate Zohran Mamdani wins the Election for Mayor of New York City, it is highly unlikely that I will be contributing Federal Funds, other than the very minimum as required, to my beloved first home, because of the fact that, as a Communist, this once great City has ZERO chance of success, or even survival! It can only get worse with a Communist at the helm, and I don't want to send, as President, good money after bad. It is my obligation to run the Nation, and it is my strong conviction that New York City will be a Complete and Total Economic and Social Disaster should Mamdani win. His principles have been tested for over a thousand years, and never once have they been successful. would much rather see a Democrat, who has had a Record of Success, WIN, than a Communist with no experience and a Record of COMPLETE AND TOTAL FAILURE. He was nothing as an Assemblyman, ranked at the bottom of the class and, as Mayor of potentially, again, the Greatest City in the World, HE HAS NO CHANCE to bring it back to its former Glory! We must also remember this — A vote for Curtis Sliwa (who looks much better without the beret!) is a vote for Mamdani. Whether you personally like Andrew Cuomo or not, you really have no choice. You must vote for him, and hope he does a fantastic job. He is capable of it, Mamdani is not!
November 3, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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Such as this one
Elon Musk tweeting some addled gibberish
November 3, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Blue checks telling each other exaaaaactly
November 3, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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"Basically, I'm just fed up with the fact that I'm cis-gendered, I'm a white male, and I lean right, towards the Republican side," said Fears, 28, wearing a pin of the 3rd SS Panzer Division Totenkopf of the Waffen-SS. "And I get demonized if I don't accept certain things."
November 3, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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Fuckin' art
OP whining about being called a Nazi in one post while doing race science in the post directly below it.
November 3, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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Hamilton was never good. Even putting aside the “Amerikkka” stuff, it fails on the merits. It’s the corniest thing I’ve ever seen. The premise is totally uninteresting and fails at being subversive. You can’t turn one of the richest guys in the country into an underdog.
The Norman Rockwell painting “Freedom of Speech”.
November 2, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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The Marine Todd copypasta.
October 31, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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Shaun @shaun_vids brigaded by the vile trolls again, simply for deliberately provoking them with lies and insults
October 31, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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If I speak, I will be in big trouble.
JD Vance telling bold faced, racist lies on TV
October 31, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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A device reading “Hitler Particle Emission Confirmed!”
October 31, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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The post:
The OP stating that the person in question "ran with 1%s for decades and has an SS symbol on the back of his neck".
October 30, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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No, there isn't, and furthermore,
Pig poop balls
October 30, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Thank you for your attention to this matter!
Future texting
October 30, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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The President ordering a nuclear test shot made me realize that I never tested my shot on you.
Future texting.
October 30, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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A title card in the Law and Order style that reads: Boomer Posting: Special Lead Poisoning Unit
October 28, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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This guy’s graphic design reminds me of David Dees
An utterly incomprehensible boomer post. An utterly incomprehensible boomer post. An utterly incomprehensible boomer post. An utterly incomprehensible boomer post.
October 28, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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A friendly calculator informing you that according to their calculations, nobody cares!
October 25, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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Ok, but that’s worse. You do get how that’s worse, right?
October 23, 2025 at 1:40 PM