Meagan Hassan
@justicehassan.bsky.social
Former Justice, 14th Court of Appeals (serving Harris and nine other Gulf Coast counties in Texas). 9A stan. Non capiunt omnes. Anti-trafficking litigator. AI skeptic. Mostly Houston but sometimes Philly or DC.
www.meaganhassan.com
www.meaganhassan.com
For those of you not in Texas, it is impossible to explain how insane this post is. For those of you in Texas, please enjoy what has got to be some elaborate setup, right?
August 28, 2025 at 2:01 AM
For those of you not in Texas, it is impossible to explain how insane this post is. For those of you in Texas, please enjoy what has got to be some elaborate setup, right?
This reminds me of one of the funniest claims made by a restaurant I’ve ever seen, in Carlsbad, NM.
August 19, 2025 at 4:02 AM
This reminds me of one of the funniest claims made by a restaurant I’ve ever seen, in Carlsbad, NM.
You know what would a lot better than a letter, Texas Senate Democrats? Joining the House Dems who left.
August 3, 2025 at 10:51 PM
You know what would a lot better than a letter, Texas Senate Democrats? Joining the House Dems who left.
This is a nearby Republican Texas House member, the chair of the redistricting committee, crowing with glee about taking fair representation away from people in his own county. I’m a Texan and this is a call to anyone in other states - they’re not stopping with us.
August 3, 2025 at 2:47 PM
This is a nearby Republican Texas House member, the chair of the redistricting committee, crowing with glee about taking fair representation away from people in his own county. I’m a Texan and this is a call to anyone in other states - they’re not stopping with us.
(Shamelessly stolen from r/ChatGPT)
June 24, 2025 at 1:42 AM
(Shamelessly stolen from r/ChatGPT)
Very concerned people: “ChatGPT is going to make all white-collar jobs obsolete!”
ChatGPT:
ChatGPT:
June 24, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Very concerned people: “ChatGPT is going to make all white-collar jobs obsolete!”
ChatGPT:
ChatGPT:
Do NOT do this!!! #aifail #aiandthelaw
The cites look very real, don’t mistake it. Worse, in the brief itself, there are lengthy expositions of the *facts* of these fake cases.
h/t: @dougthelawyer.bsky.social
The cites look very real, don’t mistake it. Worse, in the brief itself, there are lengthy expositions of the *facts* of these fake cases.
h/t: @dougthelawyer.bsky.social
April 14, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Do NOT do this!!! #aifail #aiandthelaw
The cites look very real, don’t mistake it. Worse, in the brief itself, there are lengthy expositions of the *facts* of these fake cases.
h/t: @dougthelawyer.bsky.social
The cites look very real, don’t mistake it. Worse, in the brief itself, there are lengthy expositions of the *facts* of these fake cases.
h/t: @dougthelawyer.bsky.social
Trump has presided over 9 of the 10 largest daily point drops in stock market history. What a legacy!
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April 4, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Trump has presided over 9 of the 10 largest daily point drops in stock market history. What a legacy!
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I sure hope he’s right, here.
April 2, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I sure hope he’s right, here.
There’s also this:
February 26, 2025 at 1:25 PM
There’s also this:
As seen in a Houston Vietnamese restaurant. I honestly can’t tell if this is a pro- or anti-GOP message.
February 21, 2025 at 1:04 AM
As seen in a Houston Vietnamese restaurant. I honestly can’t tell if this is a pro- or anti-GOP message.
Guys, I think AI knows something we don’t. #flyeaglesfly #AIpredictsthefuture
February 9, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Guys, I think AI knows something we don’t. #flyeaglesfly #AIpredictsthefuture
Please find my formal application to make the Eagles America’s Team for just this weekend. Surely we can all agree on this:
February 7, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Please find my formal application to make the Eagles America’s Team for just this weekend. Surely we can all agree on this:
What ridiculous propaganda we’re going to encounter over the next four years. We’re not at all ready for this.
January 19, 2025 at 6:52 PM
What ridiculous propaganda we’re going to encounter over the next four years. We’re not at all ready for this.
Highly, highly recommended. In Houston for two more nights and then in Dallas then Toronto. Gooooooooo. ykylive.com
December 21, 2024 at 3:09 AM
Highly, highly recommended. In Houston for two more nights and then in Dallas then Toronto. Gooooooooo. ykylive.com
My first attempt at making florentines was a disaster: they spread everywhere and made a thin layer of florentines all over the pan. Me: this could be a decent base for Christmas Crack, maybe?
It was! Bottom layer is florentines, then caramel, then a layer of candy cane kisses and red sprinkles.
It was! Bottom layer is florentines, then caramel, then a layer of candy cane kisses and red sprinkles.
December 15, 2024 at 6:03 PM
My first attempt at making florentines was a disaster: they spread everywhere and made a thin layer of florentines all over the pan. Me: this could be a decent base for Christmas Crack, maybe?
It was! Bottom layer is florentines, then caramel, then a layer of candy cane kisses and red sprinkles.
It was! Bottom layer is florentines, then caramel, then a layer of candy cane kisses and red sprinkles.
From a Facebook post about a popular burger spot west of Houston. No tax on tips because you don’t get tips anymore?
December 6, 2024 at 2:56 PM
From a Facebook post about a popular burger spot west of Houston. No tax on tips because you don’t get tips anymore?
Houston is getting some real autumn weather finally, except Monday. WTF Monday?
December 6, 2024 at 3:35 AM
Houston is getting some real autumn weather finally, except Monday. WTF Monday?