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I invented a new phone to help save time in the morning
April 19, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I invented a new phone to help save time in the morning
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Here’s the most specific story about computers you’ll ever read. I wrote a whole piece about laptop latches, specifically the period between 2001 and 2008 where Apple shipped laptops with tiny hooks that were exposed by magnets.
(Part of fastener week!)
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Laptop Latch History: We Once Closed Laptops With Tiny Hooks
Considering the period in laptop history where Apple built PowerBooks with hooks that only exposed themselves when they got close to a magnet.
tedium.co
March 23, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Here’s the most specific story about computers you’ll ever read. I wrote a whole piece about laptop latches, specifically the period between 2001 and 2008 where Apple shipped laptops with tiny hooks that were exposed by magnets.
(Part of fastener week!)
tedium.co/2025/03/22/l...
new @tedium.co
(Part of fastener week!)
tedium.co/2025/03/22/l...
new @tedium.co
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GEORGE LUCAS IN 1999: a trade embargo is going to spark the galactic reckoning and collapse
ME IN 2025: ah, okay
ME IN 2025: ah, okay
January 26, 2025 at 10:14 PM
GEORGE LUCAS IN 1999: a trade embargo is going to spark the galactic reckoning and collapse
ME IN 2025: ah, okay
ME IN 2025: ah, okay
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So much of AI is “I suck. I don’t want to TRY to suck less. Is there some kind of button I can push?”
January 13, 2025 at 1:50 AM
So much of AI is “I suck. I don’t want to TRY to suck less. Is there some kind of button I can push?”
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inside everyone, there are two princes. one has diamonds in his pocket and one wants to buy you rockets.
January 5, 2025 at 9:58 PM
inside everyone, there are two princes. one has diamonds in his pocket and one wants to buy you rockets.
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"What a century, huh?"
"Cyberman it's only a quarter done."
"Cyberman it's only a quarter done."
December 18, 2024 at 1:27 PM
"What a century, huh?"
"Cyberman it's only a quarter done."
"Cyberman it's only a quarter done."
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New years resolutions:
1. cut down on sweets
2. make more time for writing
3. crush my enemies
4. see them driven before me
5. hear the lamentations of their women
6. get back into yoga
1. cut down on sweets
2. make more time for writing
3. crush my enemies
4. see them driven before me
5. hear the lamentations of their women
6. get back into yoga
January 1, 2025 at 3:36 AM
New years resolutions:
1. cut down on sweets
2. make more time for writing
3. crush my enemies
4. see them driven before me
5. hear the lamentations of their women
6. get back into yoga
1. cut down on sweets
2. make more time for writing
3. crush my enemies
4. see them driven before me
5. hear the lamentations of their women
6. get back into yoga
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surgeon: we're only allowing family right now
olive garden waitstaff: yeah that's why we're here
olive garden waitstaff: yeah that's why we're here
January 1, 2025 at 3:52 AM
surgeon: we're only allowing family right now
olive garden waitstaff: yeah that's why we're here
olive garden waitstaff: yeah that's why we're here
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A John Wick movie where he assassinates everyone shooting off fireworks in a residential area because they upset his dog.
December 31, 2024 at 11:55 PM
A John Wick movie where he assassinates everyone shooting off fireworks in a residential area because they upset his dog.
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My biggest mushrooms of 2024 #mycology #mushrooms
December 24, 2024 at 10:53 PM
My biggest mushrooms of 2024 #mycology #mushrooms
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Ok. Time to channel this energy as I head into this new year.
December 30, 2024 at 3:37 PM
Ok. Time to channel this energy as I head into this new year.
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D'Angelo Russell getting shots up as Dr. Manhattan contemplates the meaninglessness of the passage of time
December 29, 2024 at 5:30 PM
D'Angelo Russell getting shots up as Dr. Manhattan contemplates the meaninglessness of the passage of time
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Yeah I need way more money than anyone ever got before. I need it because my shit is difficult right now. But it's important in ways even I haven't been able to work out. OpenAI is a serious business. Help me. Please help me please my serious company is so good. Help me
www.cnbc.com/2024/12/27/o...
www.cnbc.com/2024/12/27/o...
December 28, 2024 at 5:57 AM
Yeah I need way more money than anyone ever got before. I need it because my shit is difficult right now. But it's important in ways even I haven't been able to work out. OpenAI is a serious business. Help me. Please help me please my serious company is so good. Help me
www.cnbc.com/2024/12/27/o...
www.cnbc.com/2024/12/27/o...
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the main thing I can tell you about the weird guy outside the McDonald’s drive thru this evening is that he’s uncircumcised
December 28, 2024 at 5:13 AM
the main thing I can tell you about the weird guy outside the McDonald’s drive thru this evening is that he’s uncircumcised
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I submitted a FOIA request for every submission for the Illinois state flag competition. Today, I got the files. You have no idea what they're keeping from us.
December 24, 2024 at 1:20 AM
I submitted a FOIA request for every submission for the Illinois state flag competition. Today, I got the files. You have no idea what they're keeping from us.
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kate bush running past sisyphus
December 23, 2024 at 4:13 AM
kate bush running past sisyphus
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you know who should be inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame? Sisyphus
December 23, 2024 at 1:15 AM
you know who should be inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame? Sisyphus
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sure, ya the drones *could* be real but also there’s a decent chance we’re just collectively losing it
December 18, 2024 at 7:39 PM
sure, ya the drones *could* be real but also there’s a decent chance we’re just collectively losing it
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In the 2000s we would've had at least 100 janky but very emotionally satisfying "CEO assassin simulator" Flash games in the Newgrounds portal by now.
December 14, 2024 at 2:03 PM
In the 2000s we would've had at least 100 janky but very emotionally satisfying "CEO assassin simulator" Flash games in the Newgrounds portal by now.
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Ladies and Gentlemen, I FOIA'd the full list of submitted Arlington Plow names so that you don't have to. Some highlights that didn't make the official list, in roughly alphabetical order: 🧵👇🏻
December 12, 2024 at 4:13 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen, I FOIA'd the full list of submitted Arlington Plow names so that you don't have to. Some highlights that didn't make the official list, in roughly alphabetical order: 🧵👇🏻
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The InfoWars assets remain in limbo. Everything is now in doubt and everyone is worse off than before.
In short, it is the kind of world we at Global Tetrahedron have always envisioned. theonion.com/a-message-of...
In short, it is the kind of world we at Global Tetrahedron have always envisioned. theonion.com/a-message-of...
A Message Of Hope From Global Tetrahedron
We have taken another proud, collective stride toward dystopia. A bankruptcy court has denied the sale of InfoWars following a month of drawn-out legal proceedings. The experience was long and punishi...
theonion.com
December 14, 2024 at 3:21 PM
The InfoWars assets remain in limbo. Everything is now in doubt and everyone is worse off than before.
In short, it is the kind of world we at Global Tetrahedron have always envisioned. theonion.com/a-message-of...
In short, it is the kind of world we at Global Tetrahedron have always envisioned. theonion.com/a-message-of...