Je suis Fatty-Gay
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I feel like the best 13 seconds in all of music history needs to be shared on here.
December 7, 2024 at 3:49 PM
I feel like the best 13 seconds in all of music history needs to be shared on here.
If I ever dated a man he'd have to look like Bob Belcher (except Black). Please understand that I am not joking. The fatter & hairier the better. Honestly I'd also accept a woman or non-binary person that fits this description.
December 7, 2024 at 3:24 AM
If I ever dated a man he'd have to look like Bob Belcher (except Black). Please understand that I am not joking. The fatter & hairier the better. Honestly I'd also accept a woman or non-binary person that fits this description.
Just had a memory of when we'd be stopped at a stop light & one of the cars was playing a song we liked so we switched radio stations until we found it.
December 6, 2024 at 1:11 AM
Just had a memory of when we'd be stopped at a stop light & one of the cars was playing a song we liked so we switched radio stations until we found it.
What happened to fruitopia??
December 6, 2024 at 12:58 AM
What happened to fruitopia??
Got Applebee's bc it was doing a fundraiser with a local low-income pre-k I used to volunteer at it was DISGUSTING. Worst food I've had in a while. I got the 4 cheese Mac & cheese it was just oil. It was supposed to have spicy honey chicken it was just sweet. And they didn't did send breadsticks
December 4, 2024 at 9:06 PM
Got Applebee's bc it was doing a fundraiser with a local low-income pre-k I used to volunteer at it was DISGUSTING. Worst food I've had in a while. I got the 4 cheese Mac & cheese it was just oil. It was supposed to have spicy honey chicken it was just sweet. And they didn't did send breadsticks
White people on TT: people keep calling my hometown a sundown town but I've never experienced that. I've never seen that happen everyone here is so nice.
December 4, 2024 at 8:51 PM
White people on TT: people keep calling my hometown a sundown town but I've never experienced that. I've never seen that happen everyone here is so nice.
Saw a TT of Dr Umar saying that everytime a baby is born we have to realize that they could be a coon. I'm 1000% honest when I say this is legit a reason I don't want kids. Bc what if I carry them for 40wks push them out my vagina & they turn out to be a coon?
December 4, 2024 at 2:20 PM
Saw a TT of Dr Umar saying that everytime a baby is born we have to realize that they could be a coon. I'm 1000% honest when I say this is legit a reason I don't want kids. Bc what if I carry them for 40wks push them out my vagina & they turn out to be a coon?
Someone on TT said they didn't know what a Harlequin novel was
a woman wearing a hat is standing in a crowd of people .
ALT: a woman wearing a hat is standing in a crowd of people .
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December 4, 2024 at 12:36 AM
Someone on TT said they didn't know what a Harlequin novel was
It has been harder to concentrate today than it was yesterday. My brain does not want to do ANYTHING today.
December 3, 2024 at 3:21 PM
It has been harder to concentrate today than it was yesterday. My brain does not want to do ANYTHING today.
I need someone to do this to my back
December 3, 2024 at 4:01 AM
I need someone to do this to my back
I feel like more things should have Black olives. Same for Kalamata olives. But NOT the green ones they belong in the pits of hell.
December 3, 2024 at 3:21 AM
I feel like more things should have Black olives. Same for Kalamata olives. But NOT the green ones they belong in the pits of hell.
Someone on TT said "the only reason that movie has a sex scene is bc they don't know how to write intimacy without sex anymore" & tell me why there are MULTIPLE people in the replies talking about "same with romance novels". I am going to SCREAM. What romance have these people been reading where
December 2, 2024 at 10:48 PM
Someone on TT said "the only reason that movie has a sex scene is bc they don't know how to write intimacy without sex anymore" & tell me why there are MULTIPLE people in the replies talking about "same with romance novels". I am going to SCREAM. What romance have these people been reading where
I fixing to some of the most lazy shit I ever done in my life. I should be ashamed of myself but I'mma do it anyway.
December 1, 2024 at 3:50 PM
I fixing to some of the most lazy shit I ever done in my life. I should be ashamed of myself but I'mma do it anyway.
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Twas the night before Thanksgiving and all through the house were racist comments about their Black son in law coming to visit for dinner. Little did they know his car was prepped and ready for his dinner for one.
November 27, 2024 at 2:05 PM
Twas the night before Thanksgiving and all through the house were racist comments about their Black son in law coming to visit for dinner. Little did they know his car was prepped and ready for his dinner for one.
In another episode of why the FUCK are animals so big. Did y'all know walruses grow to 12ft long. I thought they were like 6ft long. I HATE this.
December 1, 2024 at 3:13 PM
In another episode of why the FUCK are animals so big. Did y'all know walruses grow to 12ft long. I thought they were like 6ft long. I HATE this.
Someone on TT was talking about getting fucked so hard their SEW-IN fell out. I don't have sex but that feels excessive.
a man sitting in front of a microphone with the words how sway on the bottom
ALT: a man sitting in front of a microphone with the words how sway on the bottom
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November 30, 2024 at 11:58 PM
Someone on TT was talking about getting fucked so hard their SEW-IN fell out. I don't have sex but that feels excessive.
My 11yo nephew had had 2 separate friends named Gerald. I the year 2024.
November 29, 2024 at 11:56 PM
My 11yo nephew had had 2 separate friends named Gerald. I the year 2024.
I think y'all should applaud my extreme strength in not talking shit about Taylor Swift these past few days. She better be glad that lady is on probation & I don't wanna make it seem like I'm defending her. But I have been enjoying the slander. It warms the cockles of my heart.
November 29, 2024 at 9:33 PM
I think y'all should applaud my extreme strength in not talking shit about Taylor Swift these past few days. She better be glad that lady is on probation & I don't wanna make it seem like I'm defending her. But I have been enjoying the slander. It warms the cockles of my heart.
Nothing frustrates me more than "American cheese is not real cheese" it quite literally is. It is literally just cheese with added salts to make it melt better & more shelf stable. You can literally make it in your house. You don't have to like it but please.
November 29, 2024 at 3:07 AM
Nothing frustrates me more than "American cheese is not real cheese" it quite literally is. It is literally just cheese with added salts to make it melt better & more shelf stable. You can literally make it in your house. You don't have to like it but please.
2yo nephew: where's [his dad's nickname]??
Me: who??
2yon: *looking at me like he thinks I lost my mind* [his dad's real name]
Me: *holding back laughter* don't you mean daddy. You're supposed to call him daddy.
2yon: what???
Me: who??
2yon: *looking at me like he thinks I lost my mind* [his dad's real name]
Me: *holding back laughter* don't you mean daddy. You're supposed to call him daddy.
2yon: what???
a man in a suit is saying excuse me ?
ALT: a man in a suit is saying excuse me ?
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November 29, 2024 at 1:23 AM
2yo nephew: where's [his dad's nickname]??
Me: who??
2yon: *looking at me like he thinks I lost my mind* [his dad's real name]
Me: *holding back laughter* don't you mean daddy. You're supposed to call him daddy.
2yon: what???
Me: who??
2yon: *looking at me like he thinks I lost my mind* [his dad's real name]
Me: *holding back laughter* don't you mean daddy. You're supposed to call him daddy.
2yon: what???
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BREAKING: Autonomous anti-genocide activists bring the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade to a grinding halt after blockading the McDonald’s float for a second year in a row.
“Those grinches who thinks they can disrupt the parade: it’s not going to happen,” Mayor Eric Adams said yesterday.
“Those grinches who thinks they can disrupt the parade: it’s not going to happen,” Mayor Eric Adams said yesterday.
November 28, 2024 at 3:07 PM
BREAKING: Autonomous anti-genocide activists bring the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade to a grinding halt after blockading the McDonald’s float for a second year in a row.
“Those grinches who thinks they can disrupt the parade: it’s not going to happen,” Mayor Eric Adams said yesterday.
“Those grinches who thinks they can disrupt the parade: it’s not going to happen,” Mayor Eric Adams said yesterday.
I'm so glad I come from a eat Thanksgiving at 1pm family. I'm in my bed with a full stomach rn.
November 28, 2024 at 7:30 PM
I'm so glad I come from a eat Thanksgiving at 1pm family. I'm in my bed with a full stomach rn.
I'm done.
Browned the butter for cookies boiled the eggs potatoes & chicken for chicken/potato salad. If all goes to plan I'mma have my dishes done by the end of the night.
November 28, 2024 at 3:57 AM
I'm done.
Browned the butter for cookies boiled the eggs potatoes & chicken for chicken/potato salad. If all goes to plan I'mma have my dishes done by the end of the night.
November 27, 2024 at 10:35 PM
Browned the butter for cookies boiled the eggs potatoes & chicken for chicken/potato salad. If all goes to plan I'mma have my dishes done by the end of the night.