@juniperthesloth.bsky.social
Real as hell.
What the fuck is "apple pie sourz" and why does it have better packaging design than most bags of sweets?
What the fuck is "apple pie sourz" and why does it have better packaging design than most bags of sweets?
November 28, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Real as hell.
What the fuck is "apple pie sourz" and why does it have better packaging design than most bags of sweets?
What the fuck is "apple pie sourz" and why does it have better packaging design than most bags of sweets?
"I think I'm weirding out my colleagues because I'm masking less at work and I think it's offputting"
"Well that's weird and I'm sorry they're reacting weirdly to you being more comfortable with feminine clothing"
- actual conversation I had once
"Well that's weird and I'm sorry they're reacting weirdly to you being more comfortable with feminine clothing"
- actual conversation I had once
November 27, 2025 at 1:04 PM
"I think I'm weirding out my colleagues because I'm masking less at work and I think it's offputting"
"Well that's weird and I'm sorry they're reacting weirdly to you being more comfortable with feminine clothing"
- actual conversation I had once
"Well that's weird and I'm sorry they're reacting weirdly to you being more comfortable with feminine clothing"
- actual conversation I had once
Takeout burgers do solve a lot of problems
November 27, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Takeout burgers do solve a lot of problems
Correct, I am indeed crying.
November 25, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Correct, I am indeed crying.
Yeah but in those cases it's an actual paraphilia.
November 25, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Yeah but in those cases it's an actual paraphilia.
Lots of people don't realise that the term "copaganda" isn't hyperbole.
In a lot of cases it's the stated aim of the people that created the shoes.
In a lot of cases it's the stated aim of the people that created the shoes.
November 22, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Lots of people don't realise that the term "copaganda" isn't hyperbole.
In a lot of cases it's the stated aim of the people that created the shoes.
In a lot of cases it's the stated aim of the people that created the shoes.
Yeah Russian bots are well-known for referencing Futurama characters that are references to Bud Light adverts in their usernames. It's actually a calling card of theirs.
Love the homophobia BTW. Definitely sets you apart from Russian bots, because Russia is famous for being LGBT friendly.
Love the homophobia BTW. Definitely sets you apart from Russian bots, because Russia is famous for being LGBT friendly.
November 17, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Yeah Russian bots are well-known for referencing Futurama characters that are references to Bud Light adverts in their usernames. It's actually a calling card of theirs.
Love the homophobia BTW. Definitely sets you apart from Russian bots, because Russia is famous for being LGBT friendly.
Love the homophobia BTW. Definitely sets you apart from Russian bots, because Russia is famous for being LGBT friendly.
CIA guy turning a big dial taht says "Opium" on it and constantly looking back at their handler for approval like a contestant on the price is right
November 13, 2025 at 10:18 AM
CIA guy turning a big dial taht says "Opium" on it and constantly looking back at their handler for approval like a contestant on the price is right
Just FYI, trans journalists have been reporting on this connection as far back as 2018, especially in relation to legal cases like Forstater and Bell.
The NYT continually dismisses those reporters as "activists" and is now claiming to have a big scoop by repeating their reporting 5 years later.
The NYT continually dismisses those reporters as "activists" and is now claiming to have a big scoop by repeating their reporting 5 years later.
October 14, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Just FYI, trans journalists have been reporting on this connection as far back as 2018, especially in relation to legal cases like Forstater and Bell.
The NYT continually dismisses those reporters as "activists" and is now claiming to have a big scoop by repeating their reporting 5 years later.
The NYT continually dismisses those reporters as "activists" and is now claiming to have a big scoop by repeating their reporting 5 years later.
The Uxbridge English Dictionary definition of countryside being "the murder of Piers Morgan" remains as true as ever.
October 11, 2025 at 8:31 PM
The Uxbridge English Dictionary definition of countryside being "the murder of Piers Morgan" remains as true as ever.
He rocks up, shows that it's possible to break the chains, then runs off to find the biggest possible guy to punch in the face while everyone else does a proletariat uprising.
Like a human-shaped rubber bull in the world's most authoritarian pottery shops.
Like a human-shaped rubber bull in the world's most authoritarian pottery shops.
October 11, 2025 at 1:43 PM
He rocks up, shows that it's possible to break the chains, then runs off to find the biggest possible guy to punch in the face while everyone else does a proletariat uprising.
Like a human-shaped rubber bull in the world's most authoritarian pottery shops.
Like a human-shaped rubber bull in the world's most authoritarian pottery shops.
That video reads like a YouTube poop but somehow seems entirely earnest
October 11, 2025 at 1:41 PM
That video reads like a YouTube poop but somehow seems entirely earnest
This shit is what I mean when I occasionally say that I wish Trolling was still clever. That's one of the best bait posts I've ever seen.
October 7, 2025 at 8:50 AM
This shit is what I mean when I occasionally say that I wish Trolling was still clever. That's one of the best bait posts I've ever seen.
DYLAN?!?
October 3, 2025 at 8:49 AM
DYLAN?!?
A famously insular and isolated group, with no real contacts in major industries.
September 22, 2025 at 10:29 AM
A famously insular and isolated group, with no real contacts in major industries.
Yes, and also elected Zack Polanski on an explicitly and loudly trans-inclusive ticket with more than 5x the vote of his nearest rival.
September 18, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Yes, and also elected Zack Polanski on an explicitly and loudly trans-inclusive ticket with more than 5x the vote of his nearest rival.
A breading fetish is just a kinkster with a grindset mentality
August 30, 2025 at 12:17 PM
A breading fetish is just a kinkster with a grindset mentality