juniper fiona apple rust
juniperriver.bsky.social
juniper fiona apple rust
@juniperriver.bsky.social
Cat and fiber arts enthusiast. Semiferal hypermobile autistic.

She/her.

I block follow farmers.
If it's currently kicking your butt it's not too late to try a benadryl
November 12, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Have you tried taking antihistamines for it?
November 12, 2025 at 8:00 AM
WHEN I'M GONE TOO LONG I GET GRUMPY CUDDLES

BACK OR BUTT TURNED TOWARD ME

CLAWS IF I MOVE TOO MUCH

GLARES AT ME IF I GET UP TO DO ANYTHING

SHE TRIES NOT TO PURR

IT'S KIND OF ADORABLE
November 12, 2025 at 12:07 AM
ALMOST CAT TIME
November 11, 2025 at 11:51 PM
As a sometimes cane user, I get the urge to go "but I'm not *really* disabled"

So take it from a fellow dynamically whammied person

And get the dang scooter, Bugge
November 11, 2025 at 11:33 AM
I love this kind of very specific grudge
November 11, 2025 at 8:57 AM
You share your pill filing system with my brother. Drives me mad trying to find an ibuprofen when I'm at his place.
November 11, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Serious Eats is a good resource if you like the science of cooking.

Budget Bytes might be even better for beginner cooks, and they have a ton of easy recipes.
November 11, 2025 at 1:29 AM
They'd be nice with a simple carb. Buttered noodles, baked potatoes, even toast.
November 11, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Here we go. These get baked in the oven. If you're afraid of the liquid draining step, you can soak it up with a paper towel and tongs instead.

www.seriouseats.com/easy-roasted...
Easy Roasted Mushrooms Recipe
This mushroom recipe is a guide to the best roasted mushrooms. A moderate oven temperature and draining the liquid partway through cooking are two of the secrets to deep, savory flavor.
www.seriouseats.com
November 11, 2025 at 1:18 AM
True! I have an electric coil stove and an induction burner, and sometimes I forget how sloooooooow the coils are to adjust
November 11, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I'm tempted to go grab some mushrooms and make you a video lol
November 11, 2025 at 1:10 AM
A lot of people don't cook their mushrooms enough tbh. I dry fry mine with salt until they're reduced to 3/4ths their original size, and then add ghee and sautée until there's some browning. Then just pull a shroom to taste test every now and then until I'm happy with them.
November 11, 2025 at 1:09 AM
🫂

If I somehow become empress of the universe, I'll make sure you get to throw a nice assortment rotten cabbages at the doctors of your choice
November 11, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Although now that I'm thinking about it the dough is kind of a giant pain in the butt.

You could make the filling and use storebought puff pastry instead, and bake them
November 11, 2025 at 12:55 AM
The cool thing about these buns is that even if they pop open during steaming they're still really delicious
November 11, 2025 at 12:52 AM
A quick flick thru pubmed says women are way more likely to have depression and the disparity between sexes may start around age 12

I have a fucking hypothesis

And a mighty need to kick something
November 11, 2025 at 12:51 AM