It’s completely insane that staples aren’t reusable. It’s 2025.
October 11, 2025 at 7:56 PM
It’s completely insane that staples aren’t reusable. It’s 2025.
People over on instagram makin smashburger vids like they were born with a rare gift
March 1, 2025 at 12:47 AM
People over on instagram makin smashburger vids like they were born with a rare gift
Seeing someone throw garbage out of a car window is by far the most jarring experience I’ve ever had. Imagine being that demented.
January 23, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Seeing someone throw garbage out of a car window is by far the most jarring experience I’ve ever had. Imagine being that demented.
Step 1: Scratch through the first layer of skin on the top of your foot, but you didn’t realize it.
Step 2: Put a sock on in the morning.
Step 3: Take that sock off at night, but no! Now you have a legitimate wound.
Step 2: Put a sock on in the morning.
Step 3: Take that sock off at night, but no! Now you have a legitimate wound.
January 21, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Step 1: Scratch through the first layer of skin on the top of your foot, but you didn’t realize it.
Step 2: Put a sock on in the morning.
Step 3: Take that sock off at night, but no! Now you have a legitimate wound.
Step 2: Put a sock on in the morning.
Step 3: Take that sock off at night, but no! Now you have a legitimate wound.
The P.F. in P.F. Chang’s stands for Pizza Friday, which, I think you’ll agree, is very strange, given their menu. Anybody can post on here.
January 3, 2025 at 8:51 PM
The P.F. in P.F. Chang’s stands for Pizza Friday, which, I think you’ll agree, is very strange, given their menu. Anybody can post on here.
Remember when it was all just regular yogurt? Took us so long to discover Greek.
December 23, 2024 at 5:13 PM
Remember when it was all just regular yogurt? Took us so long to discover Greek.
Hanging out at the Whole Foods self check-out, telling people “I have some of that at home if you wanna borrow it.”
December 23, 2024 at 4:13 PM
Hanging out at the Whole Foods self check-out, telling people “I have some of that at home if you wanna borrow it.”
Protest sign idea: I’M JUST ENJOYING THE WEATHER
October 20, 2024 at 2:02 PM
Protest sign idea: I’M JUST ENJOYING THE WEATHER
Remember Twitter? Remember Follow Friday? Remember that kid who said his birthday was a different day because it landed on a Friday and he didn’t want to miss out on a birthday blowup AND Follow Friday? We had a typewriter when I was growing up.
October 11, 2024 at 3:20 PM
Remember Twitter? Remember Follow Friday? Remember that kid who said his birthday was a different day because it landed on a Friday and he didn’t want to miss out on a birthday blowup AND Follow Friday? We had a typewriter when I was growing up.
Who tf decided on the spelling of “committee?” That word goes way too hard for such a downer.
October 10, 2024 at 4:31 PM
Who tf decided on the spelling of “committee?” That word goes way too hard for such a downer.
I can’t really tell if this all natural shallot and leek scented deodorant is working.
August 15, 2024 at 1:52 PM
I can’t really tell if this all natural shallot and leek scented deodorant is working.
Damn intern is so young he doesn’t know what 2D is.
August 1, 2024 at 11:21 AM
Damn intern is so young he doesn’t know what 2D is.
Hey, hi. It’s me, Nate.
July 6, 2024 at 2:39 AM
Hey, hi. It’s me, Nate.
I guess I just feel like they should’ve made some laws about president.
July 6, 2024 at 2:38 AM
I guess I just feel like they should’ve made some laws about president.
Hey is it just me or are there way too many Hillary Clintons and Donald Trumps still kickin around?
June 1, 2024 at 6:11 PM
Hey is it just me or are there way too many Hillary Clintons and Donald Trumps still kickin around?
I’m posting because I’m in my third-to-last day at work and I feel like the most powerful being in the universe. No assignments, no disciplinary actions. My boss avoids me like he knows I might make him confront his True Self.
May 15, 2024 at 5:34 PM
I’m posting because I’m in my third-to-last day at work and I feel like the most powerful being in the universe. No assignments, no disciplinary actions. My boss avoids me like he knows I might make him confront his True Self.
You guys remember Elon Musk? What ever happened to that guy?
May 15, 2024 at 5:32 PM
You guys remember Elon Musk? What ever happened to that guy?
Social Media really didn’t take off like I thought it would.
May 15, 2024 at 5:31 PM
Social Media really didn’t take off like I thought it would.
Hey fragrance ads, grow up.
May 1, 2024 at 12:40 PM
Hey fragrance ads, grow up.
I’ve noticed a lot of people seem to think they’re overcoming adversity just by continuing to not give up. Like there’s a large group of people out there betting against them. First of all, that’s not it.
April 17, 2024 at 2:25 AM
I’ve noticed a lot of people seem to think they’re overcoming adversity just by continuing to not give up. Like there’s a large group of people out there betting against them. First of all, that’s not it.
Nobody tell me about the next solar eclipse. I want to be surprised.
April 8, 2024 at 9:22 PM
Nobody tell me about the next solar eclipse. I want to be surprised.
Gingers across New England asking to be seated outside for the first time since 2017.
April 8, 2024 at 6:25 PM
Gingers across New England asking to be seated outside for the first time since 2017.
I refuse to participate in today’s events, apart from making eclipse burgers for dinner (bun is slightly smaller than patty).
April 8, 2024 at 5:49 PM
I refuse to participate in today’s events, apart from making eclipse burgers for dinner (bun is slightly smaller than patty).
I want my timeline to show me a post for every minute of the day. No post that minute? Gimme a blank space. I need a more immediate understanding of how much posting is happening.
March 29, 2024 at 9:08 AM
I want my timeline to show me a post for every minute of the day. No post that minute? Gimme a blank space. I need a more immediate understanding of how much posting is happening.
Thinking of growing my hair back.
March 27, 2024 at 1:46 AM
Thinking of growing my hair back.