Juliet Tango
julietmylan.bsky.social
Juliet Tango
@julietmylan.bsky.social
Queer nerd who plays D&D and tells jokes for money sometimes. Dumber than a box of rocks.
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A lot of people on the Left are panicking right now about where and how to start Resistance.

If I might humbly suggest a good starting point - Art.

Make things that bring people together. Share love, joy, passion, and grief. That, in and of itself, is Resistance.
Downloading the @dropout.tv app on the Smart TV in my vacation rental, leaving it logged in and pinning it to the top of the list.

Don't worry Dropout, you don't need to pay my marketing fee, I'm doing this for the love of the game.
October 23, 2025 at 7:38 PM
If you meet the Pope and then the Pope immediately loses the will to live, I think it's fair to say you're a bad Catholic.
April 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Trump keeps calling gender affirming care "child abuse", but I don't think anyone actually believes that's true. If they did, they'd parade these "victims" around as a victory lap after "saving" them.

They don't though, cuz even transphobes realize child-sized coffins make for bad optics.
April 7, 2025 at 9:54 AM
While I love Trans Day of Visibility, I wish we got a Trans Day of Invisibility too so I could get advantage on stealth checks!
March 31, 2025 at 5:04 PM
"Transsexual" was the term we used in everyday language, now people feel like it's a slur. I think we should bring it back!

Cis people, start using the word "transsexual" in casual conversation. If anyone tries to correct you, just tell them some tr*nny on the Internet told you it was fine!
March 29, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Just filmed my first one hour special. It ended up being 90 minutes.
March 23, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Queers and theatre go together like poppers and a colonoscopy.

Obviously, you can have one without the other, but when you put them together, magic happens.
March 19, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Hey #pdx, I'm filming my first comedy special this Saturday and there are still tickets. It's got everything! Sibling coming out stories, a painfully accurate impersonation of my mother, sexy psychedelic dolphins!
Come if you like to laugh.

Tix by donation.

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March 18, 2025 at 8:18 AM
If the consequences weren't so horrific it would be genuinely embarrassing how obsessed Donald Trump and Elon Musk are with trans people.
March 14, 2025 at 5:27 PM
It genuinely surprises me that Republicans try to make drag scary. Especially in regards to kids.

Oh no! Children enjoying singing, dancing, and playing dress up! The horror!
March 13, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Just because a product is associated with Elon Musk doesn't mean it's inherently bad or Nazi-coded. I feel like we've really lost the plot just because of the actions of one admittedly horrible man.

Ketamine has done a lot of GOOD things too.
March 11, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Well, I'm officially feeling the pain of Meta's new algorithm as a queer and trans performer. What's it like over here?
March 2, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Where the fuck has Kamala been since she lost? The Democratic party has been starved for leadership and she was, ostensibly, the person the party looked to for that the most at this precise moment.

She lost the election and now that a fascist is taking over she... What? Retired?
February 11, 2025 at 3:36 AM
If ignorance is bliss, then why are so many idiots fucking miserable?
January 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Oh wow. There's like... People on here now.
December 17, 2024 at 11:48 AM
As the tranny that cost Kamala the election, I just want to say that I'm sorry.
November 10, 2024 at 2:31 PM
A lot of people on the Left are panicking right now about where and how to start Resistance.

If I might humbly suggest a good starting point - Art.

Make things that bring people together. Share love, joy, passion, and grief. That, in and of itself, is Resistance.
November 10, 2024 at 1:31 PM
Reposted by Juliet Tango
Sure is interesting how many people who insisted Trump was an existential threat to Democracy and will eliminate free and fair elections have pivoted immediately to talking about 2028

Never actually believed it? Cope in the face of what's coming? Bit of both, probably
November 9, 2024 at 1:56 AM
What's the difference between He/Him and He/Him/His?

The first one had an exorcism because he's no longer possessive.
August 3, 2023 at 1:01 AM