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Political Profile: Eric Adams
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"She was a bright star in all our lives." Captain Rebecca Lobach's family said she worked as an advocate for victims of sexual assault and planned to become a doctor after her military service. "No one dreamed bigger or worked harder to achieve her goals." reut.rs/42DGEry

An outbreak of tuberculosis in the Kansas City area has grown into one of the largest ever recorded in the United States, with dozens of active cases of the infectious disease reported, according to health officials reut.rs/3PVLKYp

Acorn Woodpeckers have interesting social systems. Family groups hold territories, and young woodpeckers stay with their parents for several years and help the parents raise more young. 🪶
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Schlubs From U.S., China Meet In Lowest-Level Talks
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