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Juliana Gray
@julianagray.bsky.social
· Aug 29
"Do you want to play the game of laundry? Can you find the correct energy-efficient setting that will wash your clothes in only six hours? One wrong choice begins a cycle that takes seventeen hours and leaves a permanent orange residue on your clothes."
Escape Room Challenge: Your European Airbnb
Welcome to this tiny fifth-floor Airbnb, your home for the next four days in a major European city. Can you escape without incurring additional fee...
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Not only did I write this, but I also escaped that cursed washing machine in the 5th-floor Roman walkup.
I love a prestige true crime limited series, but I'm tired of watching bad things happen to Patricia Arquette.
November 29, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I love a prestige true crime limited series, but I'm tired of watching bad things happen to Patricia Arquette.
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"Of course, it doesn’t feel right to want IT to HAPPEN. And it’s obviously not okay to try to make IT HAPPEN. That’s not what this is ABOUT, just to make things CLEAR LEGALLY as far as VARIOUS AGENCIES are concerned."
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When It Happens
It’s been so long, you sometimes forget that eventually, IT will HAPPEN. It’s impossible to say when IT will HAPPEN. But it can’t be too long until...
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November 13, 2025 at 7:27 PM
"Of course, it doesn’t feel right to want IT to HAPPEN. And it’s obviously not okay to try to make IT HAPPEN. That’s not what this is ABOUT, just to make things CLEAR LEGALLY as far as VARIOUS AGENCIES are concerned."
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/whe...
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/whe...
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Elon got Joyce Carol Owned
November 11, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Elon got Joyce Carol Owned
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I heard there was a secret mash
That turned into a graveyard smash
But you don't really care for monsters, do you?
That turned into a graveyard smash
But you don't really care for monsters, do you?
October 28, 2024 at 2:28 AM
I heard there was a secret mash
That turned into a graveyard smash
But you don't really care for monsters, do you?
That turned into a graveyard smash
But you don't really care for monsters, do you?
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Can’t decide what to buy on Prime Day?
Try: absolutely nothing, and then go support indie bookstores instead 📚
Try: absolutely nothing, and then go support indie bookstores instead 📚
October 7, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Can’t decide what to buy on Prime Day?
Try: absolutely nothing, and then go support indie bookstores instead 📚
Try: absolutely nothing, and then go support indie bookstores instead 📚
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With so much wrong about this 'Ed Gein is bringing sexy back!' take, I'm still going to focus on the historical detail that he couldn't possibly have owned a chainsaw.
First look at Charlie Hunnman as serial killer Ed Gein in Ryan Murphy’s ‘MONSTER: THE ED GEIN STORY’
Releasing October 3 on Netflix.
Releasing October 3 on Netflix.
August 28, 2025 at 3:26 PM
With so much wrong about this 'Ed Gein is bringing sexy back!' take, I'm still going to focus on the historical detail that he couldn't possibly have owned a chainsaw.
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my issue of Threepenny is here! here’s my poem “Present Tense,” I would love for you to give it a read!
“I know this so loudly I don’t
hear, at first, my father’s silence.”
“I know this so loudly I don’t
hear, at first, my father’s silence.”
September 2, 2025 at 9:06 PM
my issue of Threepenny is here! here’s my poem “Present Tense,” I would love for you to give it a read!
“I know this so loudly I don’t
hear, at first, my father’s silence.”
“I know this so loudly I don’t
hear, at first, my father’s silence.”
Not only did I write this, but I also escaped that cursed washing machine in the 5th-floor Roman walkup.
"Do you want to play the game of laundry? Can you find the correct energy-efficient setting that will wash your clothes in only six hours? One wrong choice begins a cycle that takes seventeen hours and leaves a permanent orange residue on your clothes."
Escape Room Challenge: Your European Airbnb
Welcome to this tiny fifth-floor Airbnb, your home for the next four days in a major European city. Can you escape without incurring additional fee...
buff.ly
August 29, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Not only did I write this, but I also escaped that cursed washing machine in the 5th-floor Roman walkup.
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So we hate doing stuff like this, but as social media platforms continue to throttle indie publishers like us, we rely now more than ever on our readers. If you can spare $3 or $5 or whatever a month, it would go a long way to help us keep on keeping on. buff.ly/E4eljl9
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August 19, 2025 at 12:30 AM
So we hate doing stuff like this, but as social media platforms continue to throttle indie publishers like us, we rely now more than ever on our readers. If you can spare $3 or $5 or whatever a month, it would go a long way to help us keep on keeping on. buff.ly/E4eljl9
And the award for best afterword title goes to @lauralippman.bsky.social
August 11, 2025 at 7:12 PM
And the award for best afterword title goes to @lauralippman.bsky.social
“But isn’t it hard to be vegan? What do you eat?”
July 22, 2025 at 10:44 PM
“But isn’t it hard to be vegan? What do you eat?”
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Nick Saban could do the funniest thing right now.
Tommy Tuberville announces on Fox News that he's running for governor of Alabama
May 27, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Nick Saban could do the funniest thing right now.
Do you think he washed his meth first with his little hands? www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Ohio police find raccoon holding meth pipe during traffic stop
When an officer took the pipe away, the raccoon pulled out another.
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May 9, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope
May 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope
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"There is almost no proof that Vance is responsible for the death of Pope Francis. All we know is that the vice president met with the pope, and a few hours later, the pope was dead. To draw a line between those two facts would almost definitely be a little bit premature."
Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope
Let’s make one thing very clear: So far, there is almost no proof that JD Vance is directly responsible for the death of Pope Francis. All we know ...
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April 21, 2025 at 6:28 PM
"There is almost no proof that Vance is responsible for the death of Pope Francis. All we know is that the vice president met with the pope, and a few hours later, the pope was dead. To draw a line between those two facts would almost definitely be a little bit premature."
This poem will tear your heart out.
Today's poem is "Mood Swing"
by Erica Dawson
from Birmingham Poetry Review
All Subscribers got to hear this poet from their inbox!
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by Erica Dawson
from Birmingham Poetry Review
All Subscribers got to hear this poet from their inbox!
www.versedaily.org/2025/moodswi...
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April 16, 2025 at 7:05 PM
This poem will tear your heart out.
Really feeling this poem by @peninsulapoet.bsky.social posted on @versedaily.bsky.social today.
April 13, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Really feeling this poem by @peninsulapoet.bsky.social posted on @versedaily.bsky.social today.
NYTimes games are really fucking with us today.
April 1, 2025 at 1:44 PM
NYTimes games are really fucking with us today.
There will be a guy with BAGPIPES
March 8, 2025 at 1:59 AM
There will be a guy with BAGPIPES
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The fact that there might be a conclave so close to a movie about one has really motivated me to finish my screenplay "The Tech CEO Who Died of Diarrhea So Explosive The Coroner Said He Had No Lower Back to Speak Of"
March 4, 2025 at 6:17 PM
The fact that there might be a conclave so close to a movie about one has really motivated me to finish my screenplay "The Tech CEO Who Died of Diarrhea So Explosive The Coroner Said He Had No Lower Back to Speak Of"
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Me, judging everyone’s red carpet looks tonight
March 2, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Me, judging everyone’s red carpet looks tonight
Four pangrams? In this economy?
#SPELLINGBEE HINTS
February 23, 2025
I / A C E L N P
Words: 70
Score: 382
Pangrams: 4
Perfect: 1
Debuts: 1
Bingo: Yes
More Hints: https://spll.be/2483
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What's a "Bingo"? https://spll.be/glossary
#nytsb #nytbee #hivemind
February 23, 2025
I / A C E L N P
Words: 70
Score: 382
Pangrams: 4
Perfect: 1
Debuts: 1
Bingo: Yes
More Hints: https://spll.be/2483
Ad-Free Hints: https://spll.be/join
What's a "Bingo"? https://spll.be/glossary
#nytsb #nytbee #hivemind
February 23, 2025: Basic Spelling Bee Hints
This page offers basic customizable hints for solving the New York Times Spelling Bee from February 23, 2025.
spll.be
February 23, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Four pangrams? In this economy?
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JK Rowling naming an Italian
February 22, 2025 at 9:46 PM
JK Rowling naming an Italian
Someone please bring McConaughey inside before he drowns like a chicken.
February 10, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Someone please bring McConaughey inside before he drowns like a chicken.