Julia Lambert 🇨🇦
juleslamb80.bsky.social
Julia Lambert 🇨🇦
@juleslamb80.bsky.social
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Age

1 - 5: "Why is everything a dollar?"

6 - 12: "Why is everything five dollars?"

13 - 18: "Why is everything twenty dollars?"

19 - 25: "Why is everything a hundred dollars?"

26 - 30: "Why is everything a thousand dollars?"

31 and up: "fuck."
August 20, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Guess who's getting the band back together after 11 years...? #GhostStalkers 👻🕶 @johneltenney.bsky.social
July 12, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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And... they misspelled "AUSCHWITZ."
This is a real post from the official WH account. This is what he’s done to lower us all down to his base level.
July 6, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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17 million are about to lose healthcare all because people voted for the lunatic yelling “they're eating the cats and the dogs.”
July 1, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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Same here.
June 12, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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May 8, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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I'm not. I'm MANA.

#MakeAmericaNormalAgain
May 9, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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We found Pierre’s seat
April 30, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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Canada said: hey world, hold my hand and let me show you how things can be

❤️🇨🇦❤️
April 29, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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Dear Canada-
Please accept our deepest apologies from all decent Americans embarrassed by the obnoxious trolling from our man-baby-in-chief who is lacking in both intelligence & any impulse-control whatsoever.

❤️ from your neighbors below, 🇺🇸

#MakeAmericaNormalAgain
April 28, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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He did it because those tux-wearing bastards never once said "thank you."
April 6, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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I went to the Juno’s but more importantly Jer got to go to the beach
April 1, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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March 25, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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Proof of life 🤓
March 20, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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Just a genuine shout out to nurses, the last 4 weeks have just continually solidified your superhero status for us. Your compassion for the care of your patients is incredible. Thank you for doing what you do!
March 8, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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HEART EYES!! Now on digital!
a close up of a person 's eyes with two red hearts in them .
ALT: a close up of a person 's eyes with two red hearts in them .
media.tenor.com
March 4, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Elbows up Canada 🇨🇦💪
March 4, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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Ok Conan’s Drake joke had me cackling out loud. #Oscars2025
March 3, 2025 at 2:14 AM
When u find Halloween candy that u hid & it expires today. Out of sight, out of mind.
a man in a tie is screaming yes yes yes yes
ALT: a man in a tie is screaming yes yes yes yes
media.tenor.com
February 28, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Could not agree more. The Prez & VP are shameful, embarrassing Putin puppets & a disgrace to our country. 🤮

#SlavaUkraine 🇺🇦
February 28, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Full confession...

I've been on Twitter lighting shit up. I need to stop.

Hold me, Bluesky.
February 16, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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On the plus side Tr*mp did something no Canadian politicians have been able to do for decades : unite Canadians
February 3, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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Dear Canada,

Do what must be done and bring that motherfucker to his knees...

This American and many others stand with you. 🇨🇦🫶
February 3, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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Sorry for my absence, my friends. I’ve had a busy couple of days. We’re back to our regularly scheduled positivity tomorrow.

Till then, I leave you with the words of Ram Dass:

“Everything in you that you don’t need, you can let go of.”

💙💙💙
January 24, 2025 at 7:12 AM
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Late night memes.

☕️💙😎
January 21, 2025 at 8:22 AM