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@jules.iftherewerenointer.net
My wife (@katharinegails.art) is a ginger 👩🏻🦰
Our baby is dope af 👶🏽
I make the internet 👨🏾💻
2x Racine Raiders national champion 🏈
Our baby is dope af 👶🏽
I make the internet 👨🏾💻
2x Racine Raiders national champion 🏈
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@jules.iftherewerenointer.net
· Jul 19
long may your big jib draw and all that
Made a double smoked ham yesterday with a glaze that would make you punt Baxter off a bridge. Shout out to @katharinegails.art for always rocking the prep!
November 28, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Made a double smoked ham yesterday with a glaze that would make you punt Baxter off a bridge. Shout out to @katharinegails.art for always rocking the prep!
Time is a government construct.
November 24, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Time is a government construct.
Kid slept all night in his new bed and got himself up, turned on the light, and played quietly this morning.
dwight schrute from the office is wearing glasses and a suit and tie .
Alt: dwight schrute from the office is wearing glasses and a suit and tie throwing his fists in the air triumphantly with the text "YES" overlayed.
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November 24, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Kid slept all night in his new bed and got himself up, turned on the light, and played quietly this morning.
Lions unis are disgusting 🔥
November 23, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Lions unis are disgusting 🔥
Me waiting on the package that has the speakers for my vinyl setup and seeing the UPS tracking show the truck in my neighborhood then across town
a white cat is sitting on a box and says but why ?
ALT: a white cat is sitting on a box and says but why ?
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November 19, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Me waiting on the package that has the speakers for my vinyl setup and seeing the UPS tracking show the truck in my neighborhood then across town
Y'all, I cannot downplay how much I laugh every time the crow talks
The crow just talked for the first time in Demon Slayer and I'm fucking dying 🤣🤣🤣
November 19, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Y'all, I cannot downplay how much I laugh every time the crow talks
One little thing I *really* appreciate about this laptop vs the last one is the fact that the fingerprint scanner just works. It's fast, it's accurate, and even the little dip in the middle of the button is a nice touch.
Gang, the Mac life is still treating me well. Dev stuff has been a dream, everyday stuff has been solid, only a couple slightly wonky things that I'm sure are only an issue because this is my first Mac.
dearest reader, it's been yet another 24 hours and I've only managed to burn through 40% of my battery despite installing shit tons of programs, configuring everything, and doing som dev.
November 19, 2025 at 6:06 PM
One little thing I *really* appreciate about this laptop vs the last one is the fact that the fingerprint scanner just works. It's fast, it's accurate, and even the little dip in the middle of the button is a nice touch.
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school shootings and measles www.nytimes.com/2025/11/17/h...
C.D.C. Links Measles Outbreaks in Multiple States for the First Time
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November 18, 2025 at 4:39 AM
school shootings and measles www.nytimes.com/2025/11/17/h...
The crow just talked for the first time in Demon Slayer and I'm fucking dying 🤣🤣🤣
November 18, 2025 at 5:42 AM
The crow just talked for the first time in Demon Slayer and I'm fucking dying 🤣🤣🤣
One of my neighbors just came out to tell his dog to stop barking and he was wearing a Packers jersey. I need to make friends with him.
November 16, 2025 at 5:37 PM
One of my neighbors just came out to tell his dog to stop barking and he was wearing a Packers jersey. I need to make friends with him.
This is the content I need
November 16, 2025 at 5:36 AM
This is the content I need
The kid wanted a piñata birthday party and it was a smashing success.
November 15, 2025 at 9:07 PM
The kid wanted a piñata birthday party and it was a smashing success.
Just had to organize the bag of bags underneath my sink because it wasn't really a bag of bags anymore. It had become a bunch of bags. Just loose. Unnatural. Now we're back to being a civilized family with a bag of bags.
November 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Just had to organize the bag of bags underneath my sink because it wasn't really a bag of bags anymore. It had become a bunch of bags. Just loose. Unnatural. Now we're back to being a civilized family with a bag of bags.
Shout out to Sling for having the Packers game last night while Disney and Google flight.
November 12, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Shout out to Sling for having the Packers game last night while Disney and Google flight.
Shout out to the person on Reddit who linked an article about configuring the modifier keys in the MacOS settings on a keyboard-by-keyboard basis.
Using the keyboard at my desk was awkward as hell but now it feels more natural.
Using the keyboard at my desk was awkward as hell but now it feels more natural.
November 8, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Shout out to the person on Reddit who linked an article about configuring the modifier keys in the MacOS settings on a keyboard-by-keyboard basis.
Using the keyboard at my desk was awkward as hell but now it feels more natural.
Using the keyboard at my desk was awkward as hell but now it feels more natural.
Update: well, that thing sure works. Down below 1 from the pre-installation measurement of 7. Yay to not developing cancer. Boo to the hit to my bank account.
November 6, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Update: well, that thing sure works. Down below 1 from the pre-installation measurement of 7. Yay to not developing cancer. Boo to the hit to my bank account.
Decided to get AppleCare+. $80/yr to protect this ridiculous slab of glass and metal feels reasonable and my 2 year old doesn't really care whether it survives or not so better safe than sorry.
Apparently I only had 5 days left to add the plan, so that's nice.
Apparently I only had 5 days left to add the plan, so that's nice.
Gang, the Mac life is still treating me well. Dev stuff has been a dream, everyday stuff has been solid, only a couple slightly wonky things that I'm sure are only an issue because this is my first Mac.
dearest reader, it's been yet another 24 hours and I've only managed to burn through 40% of my battery despite installing shit tons of programs, configuring everything, and doing som dev.
November 6, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Decided to get AppleCare+. $80/yr to protect this ridiculous slab of glass and metal feels reasonable and my 2 year old doesn't really care whether it survives or not so better safe than sorry.
Apparently I only had 5 days left to add the plan, so that's nice.
Apparently I only had 5 days left to add the plan, so that's nice.
I should buy a circular saw...
November 4, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I should buy a circular saw...
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Walmart, McDonalds and Amazon are the largest employers of people who require SNAP assistance.
The CEOs earned between 18-40 million last year, 1000x their median employee income.
They took billions in profits, while their workers relied on SNAP to survive.
Wanna fix fraud and abuse?
Fix that.
The CEOs earned between 18-40 million last year, 1000x their median employee income.
They took billions in profits, while their workers relied on SNAP to survive.
Wanna fix fraud and abuse?
Fix that.
November 4, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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This week’s main story is about police chases – the incredibly dangerous practice made famous by O.J. Simpson, and kept famous by Sheriff John Bunnell and Pluto TV’s 24-hour car chase channel. But, because we are fun, this segment is also about how drivers doing donuts is awesome. Full stop.
November 3, 2025 at 5:30 PM
This week’s main story is about police chases – the incredibly dangerous practice made famous by O.J. Simpson, and kept famous by Sheriff John Bunnell and Pluto TV’s 24-hour car chase channel. But, because we are fun, this segment is also about how drivers doing donuts is awesome. Full stop.