Jules
@julcasagrande.bsky.social
Q ⚔️ energy. coffee cups and thoughts
for witch’s day, i’m going to a spa. they have proper lockers for brooms
October 31, 2023 at 3:29 PM
for witch’s day, i’m going to a spa. they have proper lockers for brooms
marry yourself and never get divorced again
October 29, 2023 at 1:39 PM
marry yourself and never get divorced again
i dreamed that i was being chased by someone trying to smash my head with a hammer. my question is wtf does it even mean subconscious?
October 15, 2023 at 2:29 PM
i dreamed that i was being chased by someone trying to smash my head with a hammer. my question is wtf does it even mean subconscious?
my guardian angel is absolutely bored at this point watching me do nothing exciting or dangerous
October 13, 2023 at 12:38 PM
my guardian angel is absolutely bored at this point watching me do nothing exciting or dangerous
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I'll never be the kind of excited that people must be when they say 'fri-yay'
October 13, 2023 at 12:56 AM
I'll never be the kind of excited that people must be when they say 'fri-yay'
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The sun always brings a nice shine
October 7, 2023 at 2:48 AM
The sun always brings a nice shine
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What a glorious day to be nothing special.
October 10, 2023 at 3:03 PM
What a glorious day to be nothing special.
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Status update: 10:19pm MST and I have not been murdered yet. Zooey has been sprayed by a skunk and my eyes are burning. I think I may have accidentally eaten sweet potato. Life’s rich pageant.
October 13, 2023 at 4:21 AM
Status update: 10:19pm MST and I have not been murdered yet. Zooey has been sprayed by a skunk and my eyes are burning. I think I may have accidentally eaten sweet potato. Life’s rich pageant.
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Can't tell you
the last time a banned book
or a pronoun killed a child
But I can tell you
the last time a gun did
the last time a banned book
or a pronoun killed a child
But I can tell you
the last time a gun did
October 10, 2023 at 2:17 AM
Can't tell you
the last time a banned book
or a pronoun killed a child
But I can tell you
the last time a gun did
the last time a banned book
or a pronoun killed a child
But I can tell you
the last time a gun did
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It's sunny, clear blue skies, and chilly. This is what we in the industry call "brisk" (the industry of wearing nice sweaters)
October 11, 2023 at 3:27 PM
It's sunny, clear blue skies, and chilly. This is what we in the industry call "brisk" (the industry of wearing nice sweaters)
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it's officially friday 13, only me have a sweet dream, the rest of you will have a nightmare.
October 13, 2023 at 6:26 AM
it's officially friday 13, only me have a sweet dream, the rest of you will have a nightmare.
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At this age, I have a lot of fantasies... about naps.
October 12, 2023 at 7:45 PM
At this age, I have a lot of fantasies... about naps.
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Establish dominance over your butcher by pounding your own meat.
Wait.
Wait.
October 13, 2023 at 3:29 AM
Establish dominance over your butcher by pounding your own meat.
Wait.
Wait.
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Spatial orientation doesn't really matter when you're laying in bed
October 12, 2023 at 6:21 PM
Spatial orientation doesn't really matter when you're laying in bed
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When my time has come to an end, my last words will involve my hatred for printers.
October 12, 2023 at 9:00 PM
When my time has come to an end, my last words will involve my hatred for printers.
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Are you getting your minimum daily requirement of nacho corn chips?
October 12, 2023 at 7:08 PM
Are you getting your minimum daily requirement of nacho corn chips?
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You may be rich but one time I throttled up and rode my cousin’s 50cc mini bike directly into Aunt Mary’s arborvitae bush
October 13, 2023 at 10:44 AM
You may be rich but one time I throttled up and rode my cousin’s 50cc mini bike directly into Aunt Mary’s arborvitae bush
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What I wouldn’t give to gently hold your face between two pan lids.
October 12, 2023 at 10:45 PM
What I wouldn’t give to gently hold your face between two pan lids.