Thanks for nothing American Airlines. My 9am flight now leaves at 2pm, nobody at the gate will even tell me if the flight is running today, your agents are rude, and I won’t be using your services again.

When Memorial Day hits different.

Is my breakfast in there, you fat little mouth-breather?

For a long time I had a photo of myself on this account, and I got LOTS of follow requests - mostly men. Then I got worried because it’s all public and changed to a cartoon. I haven’t had a single follow request since. Nice to know that even in the world of reasonableness some things never change.

We’re not mad. We’re just disappointed.

Looking forward to the day Musk and his incel band try to storm the Pentagon and demand access to their classified information. I will be rooting for the Marine guards to do exactly as they have been trained to do with unauthorized intruders.

In Oklahoma ICE is raiding apartments and running down Native Americans demanding their “papers.” Nobody told them OK is where the Trail of Tears ended and roughly 1/4 of the population is indigenous? To a fascist goon, a brown person MUST be illegal I guess.

I’m not sure what they’re up to but I think I should be worried.

I sincerely hope that Martha gave Snoop a ration of shit and then blocked his number.

Not sure why people are paying so much attention to the performative hearings for the shitweasel’s clown car cabinet. All of his SCOTUS picks lied during their hearings, and all of his cabinet picks are lying. If anyone associated with him told me the sky was blue, I would take a second look.

Carrie Underwood is going to sing at the orange shitweasel’s inauguration. Presumably she will do her biggest hit, “Maybe this time he’ll think before he cheats with a porn star and then pays her off so his immediately-post-partum wife won’t find out.”

Wolf Moon is supposed to be peaking tonight but it’s 18 degrees out there so you just enjoy that, Wolf Moon, and we’ll be in here where it’s warm.

Woke up wondering just how much of 2025 I’m going to spend muttering “Okay but this is some bullshit” under my breath.

So his first act as president will be to declare war on Greenland? Did I read that right?

Fleeing the clutches of Trump-influenced media and hoping for some great stuff, I am now heading to Bluesky!