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Nilla
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There's a soft spot on my head that science can't explain
Notification from a bottom of the line windows enterprise tablet that can barely handle an average website: hey man you should buy fifa 2025
October 6, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Call me Fortunato the way I'm bricked up
May 27, 2025 at 6:30 PM
They should make a pure thc cart named Absolute Redline that comes in a lil box with a picture of a guy in a spaceship racecar style cockpit getting his head liquefied by extreme g forces
January 2, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Wrapping paper is a creation of the devil made to torment me specifically
December 24, 2024 at 8:41 PM
I tried mead for the first time and now there's a gnawing and everpresent urge in the back of my mind, driving me to eat bread and cheese and stew
December 16, 2024 at 10:13 PM
HR has requested that I stop referring to my less competent coworkers as "unmeritous swine"
December 11, 2024 at 3:51 PM
Just opened my spotify to be told that August was my "phimotic turbofolk croatcore" era
December 5, 2024 at 1:07 AM
I invented a new type of wizard that can manifest high-speed vehicle collisions
December 3, 2024 at 7:10 PM
Thinking about buying this Miserable And Wretched Idol That Nurtures The Miasma Of Suffering
December 3, 2024 at 5:16 PM
Listening to Notorious JOI
December 3, 2024 at 7:05 AM
I don't think bohemian rhapsody is a very good song
November 30, 2024 at 5:06 PM
I tried making my own version of lean with store brand honey flavored extra strength cough syrup and a tall boy of red bull. It didn't make me good at rapping but I did start seeing patterns in the concrete
November 27, 2024 at 9:48 PM
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November 27, 2024 at 4:33 PM
All my #realOnes will drink ether and go hog clipping with me. Only the #haters say shit like "As your doctor I am BEGGING you to stop drinking ether"
November 27, 2024 at 3:58 PM
Every time I have nyquil I dream about being trapped inside the impossible geometry of the infinite meat processing facility
November 25, 2024 at 5:04 PM
I should also sell a nootropic blend named BeefBrain
November 23, 2024 at 12:37 AM
I've been having intrusive thoughts about making a savory meal replacement shake named Beefgulch
November 22, 2024 at 2:04 PM
Some day when I'm famous, I'll regret all the dumb shit I've said. Or if I'm not famous then I won't have anything to regret.

Both cases are a W. Therefore, I can not L, henceforth, I am perfect and cool and, furthermore, handsome
November 21, 2024 at 6:53 PM
My coworker just told me that the king tittenkrammen guy from Egypt is a real example of a real mummy
November 20, 2024 at 9:28 PM
Fenty got me moving like the north Korean Michael j fox
November 19, 2024 at 9:50 PM