Juicy Fruit Newton
@juicyfruitnewton.bsky.social
I refuse to believe this happened. Addicted to Gummy Bears. Happily Canadian. FT family caregiver; erstwhile lawyer. Dementia & Parkinson’s suck.
The body keeps the score. I’m sorry to every person who was drugged and raped by that sick coward Diddy. Please, can the arc of the universe bend towards justice a little more.
December 4, 2025 at 5:48 AM
The body keeps the score. I’m sorry to every person who was drugged and raped by that sick coward Diddy. Please, can the arc of the universe bend towards justice a little more.
I believe in miracles
You sexy thing
Since you came along 🎤
You sexy thing
Since you came along 🎤
November 23, 2025 at 8:04 AM
I believe in miracles
You sexy thing
Since you came along 🎤
You sexy thing
Since you came along 🎤
Apropos of this evening, remember when Robin Williams wondered what porn would be like if it was done by Shakespearean actors? …”Helen I will part you like the Red Sea”.
November 22, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Apropos of this evening, remember when Robin Williams wondered what porn would be like if it was done by Shakespearean actors? …”Helen I will part you like the Red Sea”.
Whatever happened to Diamond and Silk?
November 21, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Whatever happened to Diamond and Silk?
The most terrifying thing in Welcome to Derry episode 4 is Lilly dropping a pill down a school toilet and then sticking her hand in to retrieve it 🫣
November 17, 2025 at 5:49 AM
The most terrifying thing in Welcome to Derry episode 4 is Lilly dropping a pill down a school toilet and then sticking her hand in to retrieve it 🫣
Today is the beginning of the end of the darkness
November 5, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Today is the beginning of the end of the darkness
The cowardly U of T has arguably just signed this woman’s death warrant. There are plenty of alt right nut jobs in Toronto and a precedent for targeted violence.
JFC. No, a university can't just fire a tenured professor "for any reason".
"Your employer can terminate you for any reason, so long as that reason is not discriminatory or not a reprisal for you pursuing your employment law rights"
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
"Your employer can terminate you for any reason, so long as that reason is not discriminatory or not a reprisal for you pursuing your employment law rights"
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
U of T professor placed on leave after commenting on Charlie Kirk's shooting death | CBC News
A University of Toronto professor has been placed on leave after making a controversial comment online in the fatal shooting of right-wing activist Charlie Kirk earlier this week.
www.cbc.ca
September 14, 2025 at 12:39 PM
The cowardly U of T has arguably just signed this woman’s death warrant. There are plenty of alt right nut jobs in Toronto and a precedent for targeted violence.
Post a team you would send instead of Bongino and Patel
September 13, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Post a team you would send instead of Bongino and Patel
It really looks like this dinosaur is holding a briefcase and talking to the exorcist.
This is also how I am going to imagine Kennedy’s brain worm from now on.
This is also how I am going to imagine Kennedy’s brain worm from now on.
September 6, 2025 at 2:27 PM
It really looks like this dinosaur is holding a briefcase and talking to the exorcist.
This is also how I am going to imagine Kennedy’s brain worm from now on.
This is also how I am going to imagine Kennedy’s brain worm from now on.
Why can’t that dumb fucker be dead?
September 5, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Why can’t that dumb fucker be dead?
The reasonable explanation is this is a remote controlled car powered by the cat walking next to the pool.
it should be at least 400 times harder to get a driver's license
September 2, 2025 at 11:04 AM
The reasonable explanation is this is a remote controlled car powered by the cat walking next to the pool.
Who are you turning into when you’re older?
September 2, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Who are you turning into when you’re older?
Is he dead yet?
September 1, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Is he dead yet?
Why do streaming platforms insist in updating themselves to resemble the shittiest streaming platforms.
September 1, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Why do streaming platforms insist in updating themselves to resemble the shittiest streaming platforms.
Barry Levinson’s Toys
August 11, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Barry Levinson’s Toys
He’s just so effortlessly authentic and likeable.
Shooting our videos is a little bit different now.
July 8, 2025 at 5:46 AM
He’s just so effortlessly authentic and likeable.
Eliminating Facebook lite ™️ meme posts from my feed is becoming a full time job. I may be over 50 but I’m not Facebook old.
July 7, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Eliminating Facebook lite ™️ meme posts from my feed is becoming a full time job. I may be over 50 but I’m not Facebook old.
So on the one hand the state of Georgia forced a dead woman to be a human incubator, but on the other hand a pregnant Tennessee woman was detained by ICE, starved, denied prenatal care and forced to give birth to her stillborn child in shackles before being deported to Guatemala.
June 25, 2025 at 11:23 AM
So on the one hand the state of Georgia forced a dead woman to be a human incubator, but on the other hand a pregnant Tennessee woman was detained by ICE, starved, denied prenatal care and forced to give birth to her stillborn child in shackles before being deported to Guatemala.
Glad Carl doesn’t have to live in the Golden Age of Stupid
May 28, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Glad Carl doesn’t have to live in the Golden Age of Stupid
There is no hell my mind can imagine, hellish enough for these ghouls.
May 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
There is no hell my mind can imagine, hellish enough for these ghouls.
I really like this description of ICE; lawless terrorists.
They also dress like bank robbers on Tatooine.
They also dress like bank robbers on Tatooine.
ICE is basically a lawless terrorist group instructed to cause the greatest pain to families and their loved ones…
Many Americans will never forget and we will not forget that all of this lies at the feet of the gop…
Honestly, these actions are crimes against humanity
Many Americans will never forget and we will not forget that all of this lies at the feet of the gop…
Honestly, these actions are crimes against humanity
May 22, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I really like this description of ICE; lawless terrorists.
They also dress like bank robbers on Tatooine.
They also dress like bank robbers on Tatooine.
If Darth Vader rolled up and pointed the Death Star at planet earth I’d say ‘go ahead’.
Everything is so incredibly stupid.
May 21, 2025 at 12:41 PM
If Darth Vader rolled up and pointed the Death Star at planet earth I’d say ‘go ahead’.
I cannot be the only person who is angry at what a hot mess express this last season of The Handmaid’s Tale is?
It’s a veritable turducken of implausibility and clumsy storytelling .
These characters deserved better.
#TheHandmaidsTale
It’s a veritable turducken of implausibility and clumsy storytelling .
These characters deserved better.
#TheHandmaidsTale
May 20, 2025 at 6:17 AM
I cannot be the only person who is angry at what a hot mess express this last season of The Handmaid’s Tale is?
It’s a veritable turducken of implausibility and clumsy storytelling .
These characters deserved better.
#TheHandmaidsTale
It’s a veritable turducken of implausibility and clumsy storytelling .
These characters deserved better.
#TheHandmaidsTale
Members of Congress don’t even require prior notice to inspect DHS detention centres.
The ACTUAL LAW that ALLOWS CONGRESS
TO VISIT DETENTION/ICE CENTERS
Congress should SUE ICE
TO VISIT DETENTION/ICE CENTERS
Congress should SUE ICE
May 10, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Members of Congress don’t even require prior notice to inspect DHS detention centres.