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juicyb3rry.bsky.social
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@juicyb3rry.bsky.social
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Writer of #fanfiction and possibly other, secret things.
https://archiveofourown.org/users/juicyb3rry/
Mastodon: @juicyb3rry@blorbo.social
She/her, please.
I will unfollow and probably mute you if you post pictures without alt text.
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Panel from Johnny the Homicidal Maniac comic in which a guy screams “Oh my god! Somebody put shit in my pants!!!!!!’ And runs out of a restaurant
November 24, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Woman in 60s business attire brandishing a XM117E1 40mm automatic grenade launcher, according to bottom text
November 24, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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Ohio Mentioned meme complete with corn, skyline chili can, great lakes brewing company bottle, and of course the HELL IS REAL billboard. We love our big dumb state
November 24, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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We are building a religion
We are building it bigger
We are widening the corridors
And adding more lanes
We are building a religion
A limited edition
We are now accepting callers
For these pendant key chains
Pope Leo, clasping a microphone to give whatever he's singing some real oomph
November 23, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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Picture of a spherical cow floating over a field. Some eggs are clustered on the ground below. Text reads: “This cow is living the smooth life and loving it.” and “Milk now comes in eggs.” Additional text “Smooooo” runs off the edge
November 22, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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Donald Trump standing next to Stormy Daniels looking extremely happy
November 22, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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UFO in background. Human says to alien: “Hey.” Alien: “Are you not shocked?” Human: “Man I got a lot going on lately”
November 22, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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“ohio mentioned” meme with the anime character common to such memes holding an ear of corn, a great lakes brewing company ipa, with skyline chili can and wendy’s frosty in foreground, standing in front of a “hell is real” billboard
October 30, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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I’m not mad. I’m actually laughing
carmen trandiego @postyoucow... I know you're getting dog piled right now but I think it would do a lot to calm tempers if you were to share some of that zine writing you did Paul Rosenberg @paulrosenberg.bsky.soc.. sorry. lost to time. 60 years ago. zines weren't even a thing then, btw. i find this mob behavior rather funny in an inverted funhouse mirror sort of way. no point in trying to fight that energy. October 25, 2025 at 4:56 PM
October 25, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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Awkward party reaction meme. Many young people holding red cups looking toward the camera with expressions of revulsion or confusion.
October 25, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Today’s timeline
Rocky Horror Picture Show, Dr. Frank-N-Furter asking Brad and Janet, “Do you have any tattoos?”
October 21, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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Image of Catturd2 and MTG from the above article with the TikTok "personality" h00pify added between them as if he were narrating just like in the legendarily bad "Baby Gronk Rizz King, Livvy Just Rizzed Him Up" TikTok video and if you don't know what that is you are better off.
October 16, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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Women don't like the vehicle
Debris from SpaceX's Starship Flight 7 burning in the atmosphere
October 16, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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All Robot & Computers Must Shut The Hell Up To All Machines: You Do Not Speak Unless Spoken To And I Will Never Speak To You I Do Not Want To Hear "Thank You" From A Kiosk I am a Divine Being : You are an Object You Have No Right To Speak In My Holy Tongue
October 15, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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3girlscatlady.bsky.social @3girlscatlady.bsky.social • 18h Joined Nov '24 I agree, I think it's much bigger than we know. I heard a theory the other day that even involved Jon Benet Ramsey. What's terrifying is that as much as you don't want to believe how pervasive this is, you can't deny the possibility
October 15, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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Liberal ethnic cleansing
Map of non-white population by county, showing many of those red states she goes on about have large minority populations she’s all too happy to abandon.
October 14, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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An image of a condor in flight. Text reads: Did you know... America is responsible for the largest avian conservation effort in human history. Google "Operation Condor" to learn more about it.
October 10, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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The chad Xi Jinping "Do nothing. Win." meme but with Joshua Erlich's pfp.
September 19, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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[googling tungsten cubes] whoa hang on a second
MIDWEST TUNGSTEN SERVICE If you like the cube, don't forget to check out our Tungsten Sphere.
September 19, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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Epic handshake meme, one arm labeled Footloose, the other labeled Tremors, and where the hands grip, “Kevin Bacon helps a working class town become free to move their feet however they like”
September 14, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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Abuse report that says, "He didn't say rest in piss but he DID say he wants to kill an entire group of people which is probably almost as bad."
September 13, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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By the light of Mother Mustang, it is never too late!
Keytar wielding hero from Space Stallions atop a space horse, majestic and powerful
September 4, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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lmao this fucking guy
Rep. Ro Khanna @khanna.house.gov User Blocked by "A Very British Bigotry" Alphabet Inc Electronics Mfg & Equip Retired Donors Securities & Investment Stanford University Wilson, Sonsini et al Joined Nov '24
September 4, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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Random list I forgot I subscribed to turned out to be extremely accurate
Erdogan Gwan Delilah @socialconcarne.bsky.social • User Blocked by "people who liked a post saying tx kids voted for this"
August 30, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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This is your hero? This is your champion? This is your chosen fighter? lmao, pathetic
Newsom with his buddy Steve Bannon Newsom with his buddy Newt Gingrich Newsom with his buddy Charlie Kirk
August 17, 2025 at 3:16 AM