@juhmarrrchive.bsky.social
Sometimes parenting is putting dozens of hair ties around the neck of a rubber duck at 1am. (And then brushing his hair???)
February 17, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Sometimes parenting is putting dozens of hair ties around the neck of a rubber duck at 1am. (And then brushing his hair???)
My hands look like this, so her hands can look like this. (In this joke I'm a professional baker)
February 17, 2025 at 11:21 PM
My hands look like this, so her hands can look like this. (In this joke I'm a professional baker)
Sometimes I think about these little gremlins and how we, tragically, didn't actually use them for jerseys. AI text garbage goes hard sometimes.
February 17, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Sometimes I think about these little gremlins and how we, tragically, didn't actually use them for jerseys. AI text garbage goes hard sometimes.
"we've got MooDeng at home" MooDeng at home:
February 17, 2025 at 11:20 PM
"we've got MooDeng at home" MooDeng at home:
Trans allies, Limp Bizkit 🙌
February 17, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Trans allies, Limp Bizkit 🙌
This advertiser is so confused by Athens, GA
February 17, 2025 at 11:19 PM
This advertiser is so confused by Athens, GA
When your summer league team is desperate for more FMP...
February 17, 2025 at 11:19 PM
When your summer league team is desperate for more FMP...
February 17, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Fuck I'm old.
February 17, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Fuck I'm old.
Facebook is crazy. This lady is giving away 10 cooked hotdogs and half a birthday cake.
February 17, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Facebook is crazy. This lady is giving away 10 cooked hotdogs and half a birthday cake.
It's supposed to say "golf balls"
February 17, 2025 at 11:15 PM
It's supposed to say "golf balls"
It was a good mail day.
February 17, 2025 at 11:14 PM
It was a good mail day.
I don't NEED Taco Bell Crocs, but there's something a little fucked up about them existing and me not having a pair....
February 17, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I don't NEED Taco Bell Crocs, but there's something a little fucked up about them existing and me not having a pair....
I fucked up and went grocery shopping while horny again.
February 17, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I fucked up and went grocery shopping while horny again.
She put this on.
February 17, 2025 at 11:11 PM
She put this on.
I still do this
February 17, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I still do this
Ah dang, I thought for sure ...
February 17, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Ah dang, I thought for sure ...
Apparently I'm on the forbidden grass. Idk how this sport work
February 17, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Apparently I'm on the forbidden grass. Idk how this sport work
Nobody could've predicted this...
February 17, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Nobody could've predicted this...
I let the intrusive thought win.
@fuckedupfoods
@fuckedupfoods
February 17, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I let the intrusive thought win.
@fuckedupfoods
@fuckedupfoods
I bought myself a walking pad as my "return to work" present. My next step is filming "day in the life" videos for my lifestyle/fitness TikTok account.
February 17, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I bought myself a walking pad as my "return to work" present. My next step is filming "day in the life" videos for my lifestyle/fitness TikTok account.
The view from our baby cam. Gotta make sure our precious little beef jerky is safe.
February 17, 2025 at 11:08 PM
The view from our baby cam. Gotta make sure our precious little beef jerky is safe.