Judson F Snell
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Judson F Snell
@judsonfsnell.bsky.social
Half Man, Half Honey Badger.
Hey, if we've learned anything in 2024, being charged with a felony isn't necessarily *a thing* when it comes to holding public office. Or is that solely for the oligarch who want their -14% tax rate?
January 5, 2025 at 2:54 PM
It's almost as if they *know* they're untouchable.

There's nothing that a seven figure campaign donation can't fix in the plutocratic class.
January 5, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I'm just wondering if the guy had a list and, if so, if he has a gofundme.
December 6, 2024 at 1:36 AM
One simple reason: Bandwidth
December 6, 2024 at 1:10 AM
Imagine putting this much effort into criticizing something you won't try to understand.
December 4, 2024 at 5:41 PM
Digital Hardcore is the black metal of EDM. It's cool, it's different... but it'll give you a raging headache.
November 20, 2024 at 3:51 PM
Thinking about the downfall of *civilization* is horny juice.
November 20, 2024 at 5:54 PM
Plus, somebody managed to port DOOM to run on a z80-based graphic calculator. I could have used that in high school.
November 20, 2024 at 5:54 PM
oh, snap! hahahahahahahah!!!!!!

Luis isn't exactly a consequential thinker of our time.
November 20, 2024 at 5:54 PM
A cascading timeline of content, links, and images. I could swear even Twitter got that from somewhere.
November 20, 2024 at 5:54 PM
Make it shoot bullets out of a painted-on clown's mouth and I'll drive.
November 20, 2024 at 5:54 PM
A repurposed ice cream truck would be way cooler / creepier. And you could side hustle BombPops!
November 20, 2024 at 5:54 PM
Nope. Home studio. I just keep it in a flight case if I need to go work elsewhere. Or maybe I secretly want to look like the fourth Lord-Alge brother.
November 20, 2024 at 5:54 PM
It's actually all Alesis 3630's hidden behind 3d-printed faceplates.
November 20, 2024 at 5:54 PM
(sadly nods in agreement)

We could always make the comments section of Fox News the new hangout.
November 20, 2024 at 5:54 PM
Filed under 'U' for "unsurprising"?

I don't know what alien race is making these terrible replicants like Mark Zuckerberg or Elon Musk, but they really need to stop until they work out the rest of the kinks.
November 20, 2024 at 5:54 PM
Souper.
November 20, 2024 at 5:54 PM
I said that about MySpace. Then Facebook.

But I'm with you. This time I might really mean it.
November 20, 2024 at 5:54 PM
MySpace needs to return. I'm already thinking about my new Top 8.
November 20, 2024 at 5:54 PM
Yeah, but we've come a long way from "maintaining an awareness of systemic racism's continued manifestation" to "skittles are woke now, too."

The Vanilla Ice-i-fication of 'woke' is near complete.
November 20, 2024 at 5:54 PM