Jucelo
@jucelo.bsky.social
Married and poly (husband is @ohheyrichie.bsky.social), Dog dad, PC, I also play Warhammer :3
📍ATX
📍ATX
Having multiple online boyfriends is great, until one of them starts to wanna be boyfriends with another one of yours… Then it’s heretical.
November 12, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Having multiple online boyfriends is great, until one of them starts to wanna be boyfriends with another one of yours… Then it’s heretical.
Proud to be the 61st backer 😎 on @BackerKit Crowdfunding for ALL ON RED: a investigative sandbox for Mothership RPG! www.backerkit.com/c/projects/g...
ALL ON RED: a investigative sandbox for Mothership RPG
All On Red is a tense sandbox investigation module set on the perilous mega-station Prospero's Dream. Speeding trains, a vicious gang, a clinic on the brink of failure, and a rebel plot all collide in...
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October 14, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Proud to be the 61st backer 😎 on @BackerKit Crowdfunding for ALL ON RED: a investigative sandbox for Mothership RPG! www.backerkit.com/c/projects/g...
He’s so dang cute 🥰🥰🥰
August 25, 2025 at 3:23 PM
He’s so dang cute 🥰🥰🥰
If you find them really cute and you wanna get their attention. Instead of waiting like a nerd, like their first post and work upwards like a seasoned pro.
July 5, 2025 at 2:35 PM
If you find them really cute and you wanna get their attention. Instead of waiting like a nerd, like their first post and work upwards like a seasoned pro.
Repost you and your familiar(s)
Me with my two boys Remi and Caleb
Me with my two boys Remi and Caleb
July 2, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Repost you and your familiar(s)
Me with my two boys Remi and Caleb
Me with my two boys Remi and Caleb
Today I woke up my roommate to go workout with me and he woke up screaming and kicked me in the dick. Serves me right for doing what he asked me to do
June 18, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Today I woke up my roommate to go workout with me and he woke up screaming and kicked me in the dick. Serves me right for doing what he asked me to do
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y’all just don’t understand how real relationships work smh
March 22, 2025 at 11:47 PM
y’all just don’t understand how real relationships work smh
Whenever I see that one dude who gets violent with other people because they disagree with him, I can’t help but think… You can’t be fucking forreal to wanna beat someone’s ass for that, like honestly, it’s an act right?
April 21, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Whenever I see that one dude who gets violent with other people because they disagree with him, I can’t help but think… You can’t be fucking forreal to wanna beat someone’s ass for that, like honestly, it’s an act right?
To be completely fucking honest. I’ve contemplated leaving the United States behind for the longest time. During my whole time of living here, I’ve heard the constant joke about how my home country is a 3rd world country, yet the last time I was there, -
April 20, 2025 at 6:21 PM
To be completely fucking honest. I’ve contemplated leaving the United States behind for the longest time. During my whole time of living here, I’ve heard the constant joke about how my home country is a 3rd world country, yet the last time I was there, -
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It’s uhh fat credit friday y’all!! Post a pic of the front and back of ur favorite credit card 😘
#fcf
#fatcreditfriday
#fcf
#fatcreditfriday
April 4, 2025 at 2:56 PM
It’s uhh fat credit friday y’all!! Post a pic of the front and back of ur favorite credit card 😘
#fcf
#fatcreditfriday
#fcf
#fatcreditfriday
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And then I wondered … had Pete Hegseth really meant to text me the state secrets?
March 24, 2025 at 8:56 PM
And then I wondered … had Pete Hegseth really meant to text me the state secrets?
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*uses the One Power to form a buttplug of air inside you*
March 18, 2025 at 11:55 PM
*uses the One Power to form a buttplug of air inside you*
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JUST FYI EVERYONE, IF YOU SEE A POST THAT SAYS IT LINKS TO LUIGI MANGIONE'S SEX TAPE DON'T CLICK ON IT!! THERE'S A VIRUS THAT PUTS EVERYTHING YOU TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS
March 4, 2025 at 9:22 PM
JUST FYI EVERYONE, IF YOU SEE A POST THAT SAYS IT LINKS TO LUIGI MANGIONE'S SEX TAPE DON'T CLICK ON IT!! THERE'S A VIRUS THAT PUTS EVERYTHING YOU TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS
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I don’t need the chernobyl humidifier
I don’t need the chernobyl humidifier
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I don’t need the chernobyl humidifier
I don’t need the chernobyl humidifier
February 10, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I don’t need the chernobyl humidifier
I don’t need the chernobyl humidifier
I don’t need the chernobyl humidifier
I don’t need the chernobyl humidifier
I don’t need the chernobyl humidifier
I don’t need the chernobyl humidifier
I don’t need the chernobyl humidifier
I don’t need the chernobyl humidifier
I don’t need the chernobyl humidifier
I don’t need the chernobyl humidifier
I don’t need the chernobyl humidifier
Happy Eusexua day to those who celebrate 🎉
January 24, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Happy Eusexua day to those who celebrate 🎉
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customer: your lightest roast please
barista: that middle part you’re wearing makes you look like a founding father
barista: that middle part you’re wearing makes you look like a founding father
January 7, 2025 at 4:47 PM
customer: your lightest roast please
barista: that middle part you’re wearing makes you look like a founding father
barista: that middle part you’re wearing makes you look like a founding father
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Why’s he just sitting there like…
January 6, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Why’s he just sitting there like…
If your lactose intolerance, is it really treating yourself when you’re having ice cream or are you just into a little sadist
January 5, 2025 at 12:47 AM
If your lactose intolerance, is it really treating yourself when you’re having ice cream or are you just into a little sadist
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could honestly eat my own ass for taking tomorrow off like I’m so good to me
January 2, 2025 at 12:56 PM
could honestly eat my own ass for taking tomorrow off like I’m so good to me
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America almost died from food poisoning, and now that she's feeling a little better... she's eating the leftovers.
December 16, 2024 at 5:32 PM
America almost died from food poisoning, and now that she's feeling a little better... she's eating the leftovers.