Not far enough. Ban eye contact.
November 13, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Not far enough. Ban eye contact.
We’ve run hitlers moustache hair through the phenotron 5000000 and it determined that he had the Hitler genes
November 13, 2025 at 2:35 PM
We’ve run hitlers moustache hair through the phenotron 5000000 and it determined that he had the Hitler genes
The main weakness of Wes as PM is that at some point he may have to win an election.
November 13, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The main weakness of Wes as PM is that at some point he may have to win an election.
Poppymania 2026 will involve an over the top rope battle royale in honour of those who died at Verdun, presented by WWE. It’s not just remembrance, it’s remembrance entertainment.
November 11, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Poppymania 2026 will involve an over the top rope battle royale in honour of those who died at Verdun, presented by WWE. It’s not just remembrance, it’s remembrance entertainment.
Right but then the Democrats will have painted themselves into a corner the next time they want to nominate a rapist to be president. Suddenly it will be impossible to nominate someone with a sordid history of preying on young girls.
You have to be savvy and pragmatic about that, apparently.
You have to be savvy and pragmatic about that, apparently.
November 11, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Right but then the Democrats will have painted themselves into a corner the next time they want to nominate a rapist to be president. Suddenly it will be impossible to nominate someone with a sordid history of preying on young girls.
You have to be savvy and pragmatic about that, apparently.
You have to be savvy and pragmatic about that, apparently.
It’s so simple: show the end of No Time To Die, then pan out to reveal James Bond (Florence Pugh) watching it on a TV covered in soot with her suit burned quipping “that’s not quite how it happened” and then go into the Goldeneye N64 intro and the whole film is made in the Goldeneye N64 game engine.
November 11, 2025 at 2:25 PM
It’s so simple: show the end of No Time To Die, then pan out to reveal James Bond (Florence Pugh) watching it on a TV covered in soot with her suit burned quipping “that’s not quite how it happened” and then go into the Goldeneye N64 intro and the whole film is made in the Goldeneye N64 game engine.
I think they plan on going hard on the hypnotism thing, which is a bit odd but surely it’s never a good idea for Blairites to run on being normal.
November 7, 2025 at 12:37 PM
I think they plan on going hard on the hypnotism thing, which is a bit odd but surely it’s never a good idea for Blairites to run on being normal.
That’s not AI. That photo is real, and I took it.
November 6, 2025 at 12:52 PM
That’s not AI. That photo is real, and I took it.
The Macron strategy is to win the *second round of the election* after the smaller parties are eliminated. McSweeney is following a strategy designed to win an election that does not happen in British politics. Have any of the savvy political operators asked him about this??
November 6, 2025 at 11:20 AM
The Macron strategy is to win the *second round of the election* after the smaller parties are eliminated. McSweeney is following a strategy designed to win an election that does not happen in British politics. Have any of the savvy political operators asked him about this??
"retake the center ground....while forcing the GOP to the far right"
What year do you think it is?
What year do you think it is?
November 5, 2025 at 2:24 PM
"retake the center ground....while forcing the GOP to the far right"
What year do you think it is?
What year do you think it is?
But the pervert has more experience mishandling a pandemic you see. And his housing policies are realistically ambitionless. I am very smart.
November 4, 2025 at 10:50 PM
But the pervert has more experience mishandling a pandemic you see. And his housing policies are realistically ambitionless. I am very smart.
Its so bizarre to me that more of them don't just steal Mr Beasts "charity" video gimmick, especially Elon. He's so desperate for attention and praise, he could easily do 10 times as big a charity stunt as Mr Beast, and he even owns a platform to put it on, but he'd rather post cringe instead.
November 4, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Its so bizarre to me that more of them don't just steal Mr Beasts "charity" video gimmick, especially Elon. He's so desperate for attention and praise, he could easily do 10 times as big a charity stunt as Mr Beast, and he even owns a platform to put it on, but he'd rather post cringe instead.
Right but our plan to stop them doing that was NATO and it did not work and its left us at the mercy of the mad court of King Trump. Maybe we should try something other than doubling down on the plan that brought us here in the first place and hear out people who actually questioned it?
November 3, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Right but our plan to stop them doing that was NATO and it did not work and its left us at the mercy of the mad court of King Trump. Maybe we should try something other than doubling down on the plan that brought us here in the first place and hear out people who actually questioned it?
In fairness I’d also say any old rubbish people paid me to come out with if my life’s work had completely imploded and I knew my people would celebrate my passing. It’s not like there’s a dignified way to be Tony Blair.
November 3, 2025 at 12:14 PM
In fairness I’d also say any old rubbish people paid me to come out with if my life’s work had completely imploded and I knew my people would celebrate my passing. It’s not like there’s a dignified way to be Tony Blair.
“I would like to join your wrong club and also be wrong with you for purely sentimental reasons”
November 2, 2025 at 10:24 AM
“I would like to join your wrong club and also be wrong with you for purely sentimental reasons”
Very telling that even when she tries to admit that she’s wrong, she can’t stand to admit that the people she’s been arguing with had a point, or even express any anger at the right wing.
November 2, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Very telling that even when she tries to admit that she’s wrong, she can’t stand to admit that the people she’s been arguing with had a point, or even express any anger at the right wing.
Everyone’s always saying Facebook doesn’t have enough content
November 1, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Everyone’s always saying Facebook doesn’t have enough content
Nobody can ever sincerely disagree with them about this. Even after they have declared that wokr is dead and they have won the culture, it’s still just cynical virtue signalling to the masses to say anything they dislike.
October 31, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Nobody can ever sincerely disagree with them about this. Even after they have declared that wokr is dead and they have won the culture, it’s still just cynical virtue signalling to the masses to say anything they dislike.
One of my big leftwing views is that it should be illegal to build mechanical pedophiles.
October 31, 2025 at 11:38 AM
One of my big leftwing views is that it should be illegal to build mechanical pedophiles.
All this internet babble is all going to coalesce into a computer-worshipping religion at some point and I’m not saying it will look just like the Techpriests from Warhammer but it might.
October 30, 2025 at 4:35 PM
All this internet babble is all going to coalesce into a computer-worshipping religion at some point and I’m not saying it will look just like the Techpriests from Warhammer but it might.
British politics makes no sense until you recognise that the editors of the national newspapers are de facto members of the cabinet in terms of influence and access to information.
In many ways they have taken on and amplified the role that the church used to have.
In many ways they have taken on and amplified the role that the church used to have.
October 30, 2025 at 4:31 PM
British politics makes no sense until you recognise that the editors of the national newspapers are de facto members of the cabinet in terms of influence and access to information.
In many ways they have taken on and amplified the role that the church used to have.
In many ways they have taken on and amplified the role that the church used to have.
Don't worry about all the fraud - Thats legal now!
October 30, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Don't worry about all the fraud - Thats legal now!
We always ask about Grahams Number but is anybody asking about how Grahams Day was?
October 28, 2025 at 1:49 AM
We always ask about Grahams Number but is anybody asking about how Grahams Day was?
My guy if he’s such a competent politician why is he having trouble with people politicking against him? He’s not a football manager, his job is to manage the politics.
October 27, 2025 at 12:03 PM
My guy if he’s such a competent politician why is he having trouble with people politicking against him? He’s not a football manager, his job is to manage the politics.