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jttoddler.bsky.social
🐝burt and all of his bees🐝
@jttoddler.bsky.social
he/him // WI // 28 // wife guy // huge D&D nerd
Why is no one talking about the Edmund Fitzgerald
November 10, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Just hauled this smoker 8 hours from wisconsin to ohio
September 12, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Joining a book club to pursue my lost passion of bullying nerds
August 19, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I still see screenshots of my old twitter moots going around. I miss them but my account is gone and im never going back 😔
August 13, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Tired at work all day to wide awake at night pipeline
August 13, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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GO! MY LABUBU MISSILE! KILL!
July 19, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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June 27, 2025 at 3:19 PM
A bonding moment? Nah how bout a bondage moment
June 24, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Some days I only poop once. And some days I poop for a lifetime.
June 23, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I've always wanted to be the best friend sidekick in a 2000s comedy
June 15, 2025 at 7:12 AM
I just want groupchats again. I dont really use this so I might delete but i love a lot of people ive talked to over the years
May 28, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Always nice to find your cat with their butt planted exactly where your head rests on your pillow
May 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I've grown so offline, it's incredible. My birthday ended 10 minutes ago and ya know who knew about it? All of my close friends, family and coworkers. My coworkers bought me a cake. Never had to say I word but I felt the love
May 25, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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Staying up later on the weekends when you wake up at the same time no matter when you go to bed
February 9, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Went to Milwaukee for a meeting today so I had an excuse to dress nice
May 22, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I should probably go to the dentist sometime. It's been like 10 years
May 20, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I have been getting increasingly offline and i couldnt be happier
May 16, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I think my cat Pippin is the only cat I've ever had that wasn't a little bit naughty. The worst thing he's done is forget how big he is
May 15, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Went to the spa and got a deep tissue massage. Im a spa guy now
May 9, 2025 at 6:40 PM
They asked me to be the pope but I told them I'm too busy
May 7, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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HOA told me i can't have a pillbox on my property but i don't think they have the firepower necessary to make me leave
May 7, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Our restaurant is currently highest in our region in nearly all categories. It's hard work but it's paying off
May 6, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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more progress
May 3, 2025 at 11:02 AM
The average American has three friends.
May 2, 2025 at 3:47 AM