@jtolb65.bsky.social
Liberal, crotchety. Half of my followers in the other place were "HOT RUSSIAN GIRLS IN YOUR AREA!" Hopefully here I can branch out to Belarus.
Been awhile since he pulled out the "horizontal part."
December 7, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Been awhile since he pulled out the "horizontal part."
"Holy shit!! It worked. It actually worked. What an idiot."
December 7, 2025 at 1:13 AM
"Holy shit!! It worked. It actually worked. What an idiot."
"Is he staring at her tits or is he falling asleep? I dunno, but cut the feed!!"
December 3, 2025 at 2:44 AM
"Is he staring at her tits or is he falling asleep? I dunno, but cut the feed!!"
Doesn't matter. They'll ignore the courts and nothing will change.
November 6, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Doesn't matter. They'll ignore the courts and nothing will change.
Wait. He's STILL after Greenland? We need to distract him with something. Tell him that we want a giant "T" on the moon visible from earth. He'll latch onto that like a Big Mac to the exclusion of all else.
November 5, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Wait. He's STILL after Greenland? We need to distract him with something. Tell him that we want a giant "T" on the moon visible from earth. He'll latch onto that like a Big Mac to the exclusion of all else.
These numbers simply reinforce my belief that the '24 election was straight up stolen (or "stollen" if a maga is reading this.)
November 5, 2025 at 10:57 AM
These numbers simply reinforce my belief that the '24 election was straight up stolen (or "stollen" if a maga is reading this.)
I think i just found my new tattoo. Thanks.
September 27, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I think i just found my new tattoo. Thanks.
You're assuming that they will be embarrassed. I think many of these people have been dreaming of days like these. Most of the ICE agents in those videos have erections.
July 18, 2025 at 10:11 PM
You're assuming that they will be embarrassed. I think many of these people have been dreaming of days like these. Most of the ICE agents in those videos have erections.
I think God has already made it abundantly clear what he thinks of Texas. No prayers necessary.
July 7, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I think God has already made it abundantly clear what he thinks of Texas. No prayers necessary.
No need to send thoughts and prayers. God has made his feelings toward Texas children ABUNDANTLY clear over the last few years.
July 6, 2025 at 5:16 AM
No need to send thoughts and prayers. God has made his feelings toward Texas children ABUNDANTLY clear over the last few years.
Next up on RFKs docket: bring back thalidomide babies! They were hilarious with their little flippers!
July 2, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Next up on RFKs docket: bring back thalidomide babies! They were hilarious with their little flippers!
He's worried that penis might just be a taste sensation and he's missing out.
June 25, 2025 at 3:07 AM
He's worried that penis might just be a taste sensation and he's missing out.
But the president says they're invisible. Checkmate!
June 21, 2025 at 10:51 PM
But the president says they're invisible. Checkmate!
For now, we need the Sargeant-at-arms to start arresting and handcuffing people who lie under oath. Then we can sing Kumbaya. We have traipsed the high road straight to Gilead.
June 18, 2025 at 3:29 AM
For now, we need the Sargeant-at-arms to start arresting and handcuffing people who lie under oath. Then we can sing Kumbaya. We have traipsed the high road straight to Gilead.
You could have a guest celebrity every week. Steve Carell as Darth Vespa!
June 7, 2025 at 9:49 PM
You could have a guest celebrity every week. Steve Carell as Darth Vespa!